The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Bee White House Uranium Admission
Season 8 • 07/10/2003
What's up with those Clintons?
Headlines - Bush, Man Of AfricaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush visits Africa to deliver an awkward speech in front of the president of South Africa and may send troops to oust Liberia's brutal Santa Claus of a president.
Moment of Zen - Flag PassingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Donald Rumsfeld and three soldiers take turns passing a flag all the way around their circle.
Franks For The MemoriesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
General Tommy Franks officially steps down at a service with all the pomp and circumstance of a Siegfried and Roy commitment ceremony.
Carson DalyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Carson gets verbally abused but he's told it's an honor.
Tomorrow Gary HartThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon announces that Gary Hart will be on the show next week.
Mark Your Calendar - JulyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bastille- it's French for "Why are you stabbing me? I just freed you."
Moment of Zen - Revisionist HistoriansThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush talks about "Revisionist Historians."
Fool BritanniaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Tony Blair takes heat for his pre-war statements about Iraqi weapons in a no holds barred bitch-fest known as the British Parliament.
Working BlueThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
It's called "working blue". It's being dirty.
Atomic CrockThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush was using intelligence that was faulty at best, and a lie at worst.
Bee White House Uranium AdmissionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Most people are just happy we've rid the world of Saddam Hussein and the deadly uranium he purchased from Africa.
Notoriously B.I.G.The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Kraft Foods -- the people who invented the Triple-Stuffed Oreo -- are suddenly interested in public health.
Lies of the MachinesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry researches new technologies and the machines that may take over our society.
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - WatercressThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Steve Carell informs us that watercress is a remedy against bowel tumors.
Angelina JolieThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon wants to know if he can have Angelina Jolie's kid.
Headlines - Meet the PressThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong-il are both evil despots who do terrible things and hurt their own people, but Hussein lied to the United Nations.
Moment of Zen - U.N. ResolutionsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Donald Rumsfeld thinks Saddam Hussein is more dangerous than Kim Jong-il because he violated U.N. resolutions.
Moment of Zen - Hurricane ClaudetteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A CNN reporter apologizes for not being able to withstand hurricane force rain in the face.
Intro - Barbara WaltersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart apologizes for incorrectly reporting Barbara Walters's status as a drunken whore.
Mess O'Potamia - Darn IntelligenceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush has full faith in the darn good intelligence America has at its disposal.
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