The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Fool Britannia

Season 8 • 07/10/2003

Blimey, now he's rogered for sure.

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Headlines - Bush, Man Of Africa

President Bush visits Africa to deliver an awkward speech in front of the president of South Africa and may send troops to oust Liberia's brutal Santa Claus of a president.
07/09/2003
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Moment of Zen - Flag Passing

Donald Rumsfeld and three soldiers take turns passing a flag all the way around their circle.
07/09/2003
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Franks For The Memories

General Tommy Franks officially steps down at a service with all the pomp and circumstance of a Siegfried and Roy commitment ceremony.
07/10/2003
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Carson Daly

Carson gets verbally abused but he's told it's an honor.
07/10/2003
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Bee White House Uranium Admission

Most people are just happy we've rid the world of Saddam Hussein and the deadly uranium he purchased from Africa.
07/10/2003
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Tomorrow Gary Hart

Jon announces that Gary Hart will be on the show next week.
07/10/2003
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Mark Your Calendar - July

Bastille- it's French for "Why are you stabbing me? I just freed you."
07/10/2003
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Moment of Zen - Revisionist Historians

George W. Bush talks about "Revisionist Historians."
07/10/2003
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Working Blue

It's called "working blue". It's being dirty.
07/10/2003
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Atomic Crock

President Bush was using intelligence that was faulty at best, and a lie at worst.
07/10/2003
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Fool Britannia

Tony Blair takes heat for his pre-war statements about Iraqi weapons in a no holds barred bitch-fest known as the British Parliament.
07/10/2003
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Notoriously B.I.G.

Kraft Foods -- the people who invented the Triple-Stuffed Oreo -- are suddenly interested in public health.
07/14/2003
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Lies of the Machines

Rob Corddry researches new technologies and the machines that may take over our society.
07/14/2003
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Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Watercress

Steve Carell informs us that watercress is a remedy against bowel tumors.
07/14/2003
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Angelina Jolie

Jon wants to know if he can have Angelina Jolie's kid.
07/14/2003
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Headlines - Meet the Press

Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong-il are both evil despots who do terrible things and hurt their own people, but Hussein lied to the United Nations.
07/14/2003
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Moment of Zen - U.N. Resolutions

Donald Rumsfeld thinks Saddam Hussein is more dangerous than Kim Jong-il because he violated U.N. resolutions.
07/14/2003
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Moment of Zen - Hurricane Claudette

A CNN reporter apologizes for not being able to withstand hurricane force rain in the face.
07/15/2003
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Intro - Barbara Walters

Jon Stewart apologizes for incorrectly reporting Barbara Walters's status as a drunken whore.
07/15/2003
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Mess O'Potamia - Darn Intelligence

George W. Bush has full faith in the darn good intelligence America has at its disposal.
07/15/2003
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Gary Hart Pt. 2

Gary Hart feels George W. Bush is an inept leader but he doesn't have the $250 million to take him on in 2004.
07/15/2003
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