The Colbert Report
Pap Smears at Walgreens
Season 7 • 04/11/2011
There's no need for Planned Parenthood when women can get a Pap smear and breast exam at Walgreens.
The Colbert ReportS7 My Fair Colbert - Hugo Vickers Pt. 2
Stephen practices proper protocol for meeting the queen with Hugo Vickers and an inflatable doll fresh out of the package.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 4/7/11
Stephen looks at controversy over the Koran, gets ready for the royal wedding and talks to Jeff Greenfield about alternative histories.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jeff Greenfield
Jeff Greenfield writes alternate American histories to prove that the flip of a coin can produce powerful political results.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Koran's Best Day Ever
Stephen wants to heal the division between Christianity and Islam by showing the Koran the best day ever.
The Colbert ReportS7 My Fair Colbert - Hugo Vickers Pt. 3
Stephen gets fitted for a suit at Brooks Brothers before he heads to Westminster Abbey for the wedding of the millennium.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Champagne Flute of Lead Paint
Stephen signs off with a champagne flute of lead paint.
The Colbert ReportS7 Countdown to Government Shutdown
Stephen prepares for the government shutdown with a champagne flute of lead paint and gets up early to listen to the government closings.
The Colbert ReportS7 Thought for Food - Chocolate Air, Denny's & Bacon Cologne
Candy makers put air in their chocolate bars, Denny's celebrates fried pork, and a new fragrance combines essential oils with the essence of bacon.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jamie Hyneman & Adam Savage
Stephen wants Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage to bust the myths of evolution and throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
The Colbert ReportS7 Pap Smears at Walgreens
Obama celebrates at the Lincoln Memorial, Jon Kyl rounds up abortion statistics to the nearest 90, and "Fox & Friends" explains why there's no need for Planned Parenthood.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mitt Happens
Mitt Romney competes with Mike Huckabee, Donald Trump and a long list of dark horses for the Republican nomination.
The Colbert ReportS7 Threat Level: Rainbow
The Family Leader's Bob Vander Plaats believes same-sex marriage is just as dangerous as second-hand smoke.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mitt Happens - Rick Brookhiser
Rick Brookhiser says Mitt Romney won't win the Republican nomination because he looks like the secret grandfather of Obamacare.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 4/12/11
Mitt Romney throws his hat in the presidential ring, and Ray Kurzweil believes man and machine are becoming one.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jon Kyl Tweets Not Intended to Be Factual Statements
Stephen celebrates Jon Kyl's groundbreaking excuse-planation by tweeting round-the-clock non-facts about him.
The Colbert ReportS7 Ray Kurzweil
Ray Kurzweil predicts that people will merge with technology and become a billion times smarter by 2045.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tim Pawlenty Declares Candidacy Before He's Ready
Tim Pawlenty tries to reclaim his non-candidacy, but no one's going to want Piers Morgan's sloppy seconds.
The Colbert ReportS7 Morgan Spurlock
Morgan Spurlock pulls the curtain back on product placement and advertising in "The Greatest Movie Ever Sold."
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