The Colbert Report

John Sexton

Season 2 E 153 • 12/06/2006

NYU President John Sexton wants Stephen to be all he can be.

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The Colbert ReportS2 E152
The Word - Honest Injun

Western Europeans are the ones who define racial purity because they are the ones who are racially pure -- except for those filthy Dutch.
12/05/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E152
Steven Levitt

Stephen tells Steven Levitt, author of "Freakonomics," that figures never lie, but liars figure.
12/05/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E152
"Return" to the Moon

Donald Rumsfeld has plenty of experience running things without any plan or budget.
12/05/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E152
Sport Report - Coach Mancini

Let's get to the real sports -- America's favorite Ontario junior league hockey team!
12/05/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E153
Life-Size Nativity

This Christmas, Stephen is hoping the Lord will return as a guest on The Colbert Report.
12/06/2006
01:28

The Colbert ReportS2 E153
Mary Cheney

Stephen's Formula 401 may or may not have been contaminated with an unspecified number of David Crosby sperm.
12/06/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E153
Intro - 12/6/06

Stephen reports on the Iraq Study Group's latest document, debuts a new Tek Jansen cartoon for the holidays and interviews NYU President John Sexton.
12/06/2006
01:15

The Colbert ReportS2 E153
Sign Off - Cardboard Box

Stephen Colbert and the cardboard box know that Gwyneth Paltrow is watching the show.
12/06/2006
04:15

The Colbert ReportS2 E153
Tek Jansen - Tek the Halls

Tek Jansen fulfills his oath to the exotic holodancer Eueaiaua to cure Quadrant 5 of the Rasalgethian plague.
12/06/2006
03:30

The Colbert ReportS2 E153
The Word - Words

The word "study" in the Iraq Study Group implies that something about the war needs to be examined.
12/06/2006
06:27

The Colbert ReportS2 E153
John Sexton

NYU President John Sexton thinks Stephen is contributing to a disease.
12/06/2006
03:44

The Colbert ReportS2
Elizabeth de la Vega

Elizabeth de la Vega, author of "United States v. George W. Bush," has the balls to defend her argument to Stephen Colbert.
12/07/2006
00:10

The Colbert ReportS2
Sign Off - TGIT

Stephen's work week ends on Thursday.
12/07/2006
02:59

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Case Closed

We wouldn't have known the claims in Iraq were false if we hadn't invaded and found no evidence for them.
12/07/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 12/7/06

Stephen reports on the Iraq Study Group, names an Alpha Dog of the Week and interviews the director of the Human Genome Project, Dr. Francis Collins.
12/07/2006
01:37

The Colbert ReportS2
David Gregory

NBC White House Correspondent David Gregory is out there, and it is not good to have him with the human race.
12/07/2006
06:30

The Colbert ReportS2
Francis Collins

Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
12/07/2006
02:36

The Colbert ReportS2
Green Screen Challenge - Counter Challenge

Stephen accepts the Decemberists counter-counter challenge and invites them to be on the show to settle this.
12/07/2006
01:05

The Colbert ReportS2
Alpha Dog of the Week - John Bolton

No one's more suitable than John Bolton for the United Nations ambassador position, unless his successor is a bulldozer.
12/07/2006
04:00

The Colbert ReportS2
Jack Kingston

Representative Jack Kingston is brave enough to stand up to the five-day work week madness.
12/11/2006
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Defending Rosie

Stephen defends Rosie O'Donnell since he knows what it's like to be attacked by the Peking PC police.
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