YOUR FAVORITE COMEDY CENTRAL SHOWS ARE ON PARAMOUNT+
TRY PARAMOUNT+ FOR FREE
Home
Shows
Awkwafina is Nora from Queens
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head
Comedy Central Roasts
Crank Yankers
The Daily Show
RENO 911!
South Park
Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out the News
ALL SHOWS
FULL EPISODES
PLUTO TV
TV Schedule
LIVE TV
Stand-Up
Digital Originals
Original Movies
A Clüsterfünke Christmas
Cursed Friends
Hot Mess Holiday
Out Of Office
Reno 911!: It's A Wonderful Heist
All Movies
App
SHOP
The Daily Show Shop
South Park Shop
Comedy Central Shop
The Colbert Report
Menu
Episodes & Videos
About
The Colbert Report
John Sexton
Season 2 E 153 • 12/06/2006
NYU President John Sexton wants Stephen to be all he can be.
More
Watching
04:48
The Colbert Report
S2 E152
The Word - Honest Injun
Western Europeans are the ones who define racial purity because they are the ones who are racially pure -- except for those filthy Dutch.
12/05/2006
05:47
The Colbert Report
S2 E152
Steven Levitt
Stephen tells Steven Levitt, author of "Freakonomics," that figures never lie, but liars figure.
12/05/2006
02:06
The Colbert Report
S2 E152
"Return" to the Moon
Donald Rumsfeld has plenty of experience running things without any plan or budget.
12/05/2006
04:42
The Colbert Report
S2 E152
Sport Report - Coach Mancini
Let's get to the real sports -- America's favorite Ontario junior league hockey team!
12/05/2006
02:15
The Colbert Report
S2 E153
Life-Size Nativity
This Christmas, Stephen is hoping the Lord will return as a guest on The Colbert Report.
12/06/2006
01:28
The Colbert Report
S2 E153
Mary Cheney
Stephen's Formula 401 may or may not have been contaminated with an unspecified number of David Crosby sperm.
12/06/2006
00:34
The Colbert Report
S2 E153
Intro - 12/6/06
Stephen reports on the Iraq Study Group's latest document, debuts a new Tek Jansen cartoon for the holidays and interviews NYU President John Sexton.
12/06/2006
01:15
The Colbert Report
S2 E153
Sign Off - Cardboard Box
Stephen Colbert and the cardboard box know that Gwyneth Paltrow is watching the show.
12/06/2006
04:15
The Colbert Report
S2 E153
Tek Jansen - Tek the Halls
Tek Jansen fulfills his oath to the exotic holodancer Eueaiaua to cure Quadrant 5 of the Rasalgethian plague.
12/06/2006
03:30
The Colbert Report
S2 E153
The Word - Words
The word "study" in the Iraq Study Group implies that something about the war needs to be examined.
12/06/2006
06:27
The Colbert Report
S2 E153
John Sexton
NYU President John Sexton thinks Stephen is contributing to a disease.
12/06/2006
03:44
The Colbert Report
S2
Elizabeth de la Vega
Elizabeth de la Vega, author of "United States v. George W. Bush," has the balls to defend her argument to Stephen Colbert.
12/07/2006
00:10
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - TGIT
Stephen's work week ends on Thursday.
12/07/2006
02:59
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Case Closed
We wouldn't have known the claims in Iraq were false if we hadn't invaded and found no evidence for them.
12/07/2006
00:40
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 12/7/06
Stephen reports on the Iraq Study Group, names an Alpha Dog of the Week and interviews the director of the Human Genome Project, Dr. Francis Collins.
12/07/2006
01:37
The Colbert Report
S2
David Gregory
NBC White House Correspondent David Gregory is out there, and it is not good to have him with the human race.
12/07/2006
06:30
The Colbert Report
S2
Francis Collins
Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
12/07/2006
02:36
The Colbert Report
S2
Green Screen Challenge - Counter Challenge
Stephen accepts the Decemberists counter-counter challenge and invites them to be on the show to settle this.
12/07/2006
01:05
The Colbert Report
S2
Alpha Dog of the Week - John Bolton
No one's more suitable than John Bolton for the United Nations ambassador position, unless his successor is a bulldozer.
12/07/2006
04:00
The Colbert Report
S2
Jack Kingston
Representative Jack Kingston is brave enough to stand up to the five-day work week madness.
12/11/2006
03:19
The Colbert Report
S2
Defending Rosie
Stephen defends Rosie O'Donnell since he knows what it's like to be attacked by the Peking PC police.
12/11/2006
You may also like
5 Videos
Trailer
00:30
South Park
S26
There's No Place Like South Park
It's feeling a lot like home on an all-new season of South Park, premiering Wednesday, February 8, at 10/9c.
01/26/2023
Trailer
00:15
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head Is Back
Your favorite Texas slackers are ready for more mayhem when Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head arrives on Wednesday, February 8, at 10:30/9:30c.
01/26/2023
Trailer
00:15
South Park
S26
Brace Yourself for New South Park Adventures
Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are back for a new season of South Park, premiering Wednesday, February 8, at 10/9c.
01/23/2023
Trailer
01:00
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
02:29
A Familiar Face Returns in Teen Wolf: The Movie
Derek Hale finds himself fighting for his life when a skilled hunter tracks down him and his son Eli in Teen Wolf: The Movie, premiering Thursday, January 26, 2023, on Paramount+.
10/12/2022