The Colbert Report

John Sexton

Season 2 E 153 • 12/06/2006

NYU President John Sexton wants Stephen to be all he can be.

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04:48

The Word - Honest Injun
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Western Europeans are the ones who define racial purity because they are the ones who are racially pure -- except for those filthy Dutch.
12/05/2006
05:47

Steven Levitt
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Stephen tells Steven Levitt, author of "Freakonomics," that figures never lie, but liars figure.
12/05/2006
02:06

"Return" to the Moon
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Donald Rumsfeld has plenty of experience running things without any plan or budget.
12/05/2006
04:42

Sport Report - Coach Mancini
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Let's get to the real sports -- America's favorite Ontario junior league hockey team!
12/05/2006
02:15

Life-Size Nativity
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This Christmas, Stephen is hoping the Lord will return as a guest on The Colbert Report.
12/06/2006
01:28

Mary Cheney
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Stephen's Formula 401 may or may not have been contaminated with an unspecified number of David Crosby sperm.
12/06/2006
00:34

Intro - 12/6/06
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Stephen reports on the Iraq Study Group's latest document, debuts a new Tek Jansen cartoon for the holidays and interviews NYU President John Sexton.
12/06/2006
01:15

Sign Off - Cardboard Box
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Stephen Colbert and the cardboard box know that Gwyneth Paltrow is watching the show.
12/06/2006
04:15

Tek Jansen - Tek the Halls
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Tek Jansen fulfills his oath to the exotic holodancer Eueaiaua to cure Quadrant 5 of the Rasalgethian plague.
12/06/2006
03:30

The Word - Words
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The word "study" in the Iraq Study Group implies that something about the war needs to be examined.
12/06/2006
06:27

John Sexton
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NYU President John Sexton thinks Stephen is contributing to a disease.
12/06/2006
03:44

Elizabeth de la Vega
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Elizabeth de la Vega, author of "United States v. George W. Bush," has the balls to defend her argument to Stephen Colbert.
12/07/2006
00:10

Sign Off - TGIT
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Stephen's work week ends on Thursday.
12/07/2006
02:59

The Word - Case Closed
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We wouldn't have known the claims in Iraq were false if we hadn't invaded and found no evidence for them.
12/07/2006
00:40

Intro - 12/7/06
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Stephen reports on the Iraq Study Group, names an Alpha Dog of the Week and interviews the director of the Human Genome Project, Dr. Francis Collins.
12/07/2006
01:37

David Gregory
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NBC White House Correspondent David Gregory is out there, and it is not good to have him with the human race.
12/07/2006
06:30

Francis Collins
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Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
12/07/2006
02:36

Green Screen Challenge - Counter Challenge
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Stephen accepts the Decemberists counter-counter challenge and invites them to be on the show to settle this.
12/07/2006
01:05

Alpha Dog of the Week - John Bolton
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No one's more suitable than John Bolton for the United Nations ambassador position, unless his successor is a bulldozer.
12/07/2006
04:00

Jack Kingston
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Representative Jack Kingston is brave enough to stand up to the five-day work week madness.
12/11/2006
03:19

Defending Rosie
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Stephen defends Rosie O'Donnell since he knows what it's like to be attacked by the Peking PC police.
12/11/2006
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