The Colbert Report
Intro - 12/7/06
Season 2 • 12/07/2006
Americans are dangerously uninformed about the real threat -- scallions.
Tek Jansen - Tek the HallsThe Colbert ReportS2 E153
Tek Jansen fulfills his oath to the exotic holodancer Eueaiaua to cure Quadrant 5 of the Rasalgethian plague.
The Word - WordsThe Colbert ReportS2 E153
The word "study" in the Iraq Study Group implies that something about the war needs to be examined.
John SextonThe Colbert ReportS2 E153
NYU President John Sexton thinks Stephen is contributing to a disease.
Elizabeth de la VegaThe Colbert ReportS2
Elizabeth de la Vega, author of "United States v. George W. Bush," has the balls to defend her argument to Stephen Colbert.
The Word - Case ClosedThe Colbert ReportS2
We wouldn't have known the claims in Iraq were false if we hadn't invaded and found no evidence for them.
David GregoryThe Colbert ReportS2
NBC White House Correspondent David Gregory is out there, and it is not good to have him with the human race.
Francis CollinsThe Colbert ReportS2
Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
Green Screen Challenge - Counter ChallengeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen accepts the Decemberists counter-counter challenge and invites them to be on the show to settle this.
Alpha Dog of the Week - John BoltonThe Colbert ReportS2
No one's more suitable than John Bolton for the United Nations ambassador position, unless his successor is a bulldozer.
Intro - 12/7/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on the Iraq Study Group, names an Alpha Dog of the Week and interviews the director of the Human Genome Project, Dr. Francis Collins.
Jack KingstonThe Colbert ReportS2
Representative Jack Kingston is brave enough to stand up to the five-day work week madness.
Defending RosieThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen defends Rosie O'Donnell since he knows what it's like to be attacked by the Peking PC police.
Intro - 12/11/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen questions Congress' five-day work week, and discusses the biggest threats in this year's war on Christmas.
The White Christmas AlbumThe Colbert ReportS2
Look, John Lennon, keep your hippie politics out of Stephen's Christmas carols.
Peter SingerThe Colbert ReportS2
"The Ethics of What We Eat: Why Our Food Choices Matter" author Dr. Peter Singer tells Stephen that human beings are speciesists.
Got Your BackThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen doesn't have time to answer your letters, but he can send out a few confidential replies.
ThreatDown - Christmas StyleThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen defends Christmas by announcing its five biggest threats.
Better Know a District - New Members of Congress at the Kennedy SchoolThe Colbert ReportS2
Nancy Pelosi thinks Stephen won't finish all 434 congressional districts, but Stephen better knows several new Congressmen when he speaks at the Kennedy School of Government.
Sign Off - Post-Show Taco Bell Chalupa Chow-DownThe Colbert ReportS2
With another flawless show under his belt, Stephen's ready for his usual post-show Taco Bell chalupa chow-down. Mmm, chalupa meat.
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