The Colbert Report
Intro - 12/7/06
Season 2 • 12/07/2006
Americans are dangerously uninformed about the real threat -- scallions.
The Colbert ReportS2 E153Tek Jansen - Tek the Halls
Tek Jansen fulfills his oath to the exotic holodancer Eueaiaua to cure Quadrant 5 of the Rasalgethian plague.
The Colbert ReportS2 E153The Word - Words
The word "study" in the Iraq Study Group implies that something about the war needs to be examined.
The Colbert ReportS2 E153John Sexton
NYU President John Sexton thinks Stephen is contributing to a disease.
The Colbert ReportS2 Elizabeth de la Vega
Elizabeth de la Vega, author of "United States v. George W. Bush," has the balls to defend her argument to Stephen Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Case Closed
We wouldn't have known the claims in Iraq were false if we hadn't invaded and found no evidence for them.
The Colbert ReportS2 David Gregory
NBC White House Correspondent David Gregory is out there, and it is not good to have him with the human race.
The Colbert ReportS2 Francis Collins
Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
The Colbert ReportS2 Green Screen Challenge - Counter Challenge
Stephen accepts the Decemberists counter-counter challenge and invites them to be on the show to settle this.
The Colbert ReportS2 Alpha Dog of the Week - John Bolton
No one's more suitable than John Bolton for the United Nations ambassador position, unless his successor is a bulldozer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 12/7/06
Stephen reports on the Iraq Study Group, names an Alpha Dog of the Week and interviews the director of the Human Genome Project, Dr. Francis Collins.
The Colbert ReportS2 Jack Kingston
Representative Jack Kingston is brave enough to stand up to the five-day work week madness.
The Colbert ReportS2 Defending Rosie
Stephen defends Rosie O'Donnell since he knows what it's like to be attacked by the Peking PC police.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 12/11/06
Stephen questions Congress' five-day work week, and discusses the biggest threats in this year's war on Christmas.
The Colbert ReportS2 The White Christmas Album
Look, John Lennon, keep your hippie politics out of Stephen's Christmas carols.
The Colbert ReportS2 Peter Singer
"The Ethics of What We Eat: Why Our Food Choices Matter" author Dr. Peter Singer tells Stephen that human beings are speciesists.
The Colbert ReportS2 Got Your Back
Stephen doesn't have time to answer your letters, but he can send out a few confidential replies.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - Christmas Style
Stephen defends Christmas by announcing its five biggest threats.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - New Members of Congress at the Kennedy School
Nancy Pelosi thinks Stephen won't finish all 434 congressional districts, but Stephen better knows several new Congressmen when he speaks at the Kennedy School of Government.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Post-Show Taco Bell Chalupa Chow-Down
With another flawless show under his belt, Stephen's ready for his usual post-show Taco Bell chalupa chow-down. Mmm, chalupa meat.
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