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Floyd Landis' Balls

Season 2 • 07/27/2006

Floyd Landis' testosterone level is naturally American.

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Intro - 7/26/06
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In this episode, the Iraqi Prime Minister addresses Congress, how to survive a blackout and a visit from Neal Katyal, who defended Gitmo detainees before the Supreme Court.
07/26/2006
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Rescue Stephen Jr.
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After seeing horrific video footage, Stephen puts together a crack commando squad to rescue his eagle son, Stephen Jr.
07/26/2006
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The Word - Democrazy
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For fear that Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki is too crazy, Stephen suggests maybe we bring back Saddam Hussein.
07/26/2006
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Stephen's Family Tree
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Stephen agrees with columnist John Stossel that it's perfectly okay to marry your cousins.
07/26/2006
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Sign Off - Super Hero Stamps
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Stephen is outraged the U.S. Postal Service didn't put Captain America on one of their superhero stamps.
07/26/2006
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Stephen's Sound Advice - Blackouts
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Arming yourself and getting it on will help protect your plasma screen TV during a blackout.
07/26/2006
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Intro - 7/27/06
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In this episode, John Bolton fighting for his job, a profile of Eleanor Holmes Norton and a visit from Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada.
07/27/2006
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Joe Quesada
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Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada discusses a new series of comics entitled Civil War, which combines superheroes with today's government.
07/27/2006
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Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton
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Since the District of Columbia is not a state, it is not in the United States.
07/27/2006
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The Word - Secretary-General Bolton
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The U.N. should appoint John Bolton to its Secretary-General position and bring the world together by tearing it apart.
07/27/2006
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Floyd Landis' Balls
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Stephen defends Floyd Landis' high level of testosterone with the argument that Americans have huge balls.
07/27/2006
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Tip/Wag - Lance Bass
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A tip of the hat to Lance Bass: it takes a brave man to admit he's gay and an even braver man to volunteer to be shot into space for being gay.
07/31/2006
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The Word - Wikiality
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On Wikipedia, we can create a reality that we can all agree on -- the reality we just agreed on.
07/31/2006
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Book Club
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Stephen and his book club start the meeting with a book burning.
07/31/2006
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Ned Lamont
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Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him.
07/31/2006
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Bicycle Theft
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Stephen loves local news: there's no getting bogged down in the issues, it's half murder, half news you can use -- no fat.
07/31/2006
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Intro - 7/31/06
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Stephen profiles Wikipedia and the response to Lance Bass coming out of the closet, and thanks Ned Lamont for destroying the Democratic Party.
07/31/2006
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Sign Off - Energy
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Stephen reminds viewers to save energy.
08/01/2006
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The Word - Uncool
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Rather than trying to come up with a smoking vaccine, scientists should concentrate on real problems, like lung cancer.
08/01/2006
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Peter Beinart
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Peter Beinart stops by to talk about his book, "The Good Fight," and why he changed his mind about the war.
08/01/2006
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Cuba Libre
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Making connections from Cuba all the way to Kevin Bacon, Stephen reveals his plan for making World War III truly global.
08/01/2006
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