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Floyd Landis' Balls
Season 2 • 07/27/2006
Floyd Landis' testosterone level is naturally American.
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00:36
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 7/26/06
In this episode, the Iraqi Prime Minister addresses Congress, how to survive a blackout and a visit from Neal Katyal, who defended Gitmo detainees before the Supreme Court.
07/26/2006
02:02
The Colbert Report
S2
Rescue Stephen Jr.
After seeing horrific video footage, Stephen puts together a crack commando squad to rescue his eagle son, Stephen Jr.
07/26/2006
03:11
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Democrazy
For fear that Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki is too crazy, Stephen suggests maybe we bring back Saddam Hussein.
07/26/2006
02:07
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen's Family Tree
Stephen agrees with columnist John Stossel that it's perfectly okay to marry your cousins.
07/26/2006
01:11
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Super Hero Stamps
Stephen is outraged the U.S. Postal Service didn't put Captain America on one of their superhero stamps.
07/26/2006
03:55
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen's Sound Advice - Blackouts
Arming yourself and getting it on will help protect your plasma screen TV during a blackout.
07/26/2006
00:33
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 7/27/06
In this episode, John Bolton fighting for his job, a profile of Eleanor Holmes Norton and a visit from Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada.
07/27/2006
05:47
The Colbert Report
S2
Joe Quesada
Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada discusses a new series of comics entitled Civil War, which combines superheroes with today's government.
07/27/2006
07:17
The Colbert Report
S2
Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton
Since the District of Columbia is not a state, it is not in the United States.
07/27/2006
03:24
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Secretary-General Bolton
The U.N. should appoint John Bolton to its Secretary-General position and bring the world together by tearing it apart.
07/27/2006
03:02
The Colbert Report
S2
Floyd Landis' Balls
Stephen defends Floyd Landis' high level of testosterone with the argument that Americans have huge balls.
07/27/2006
03:21
The Colbert Report
S2
Tip/Wag - Lance Bass
A tip of the hat to Lance Bass: it takes a brave man to admit he's gay and an even braver man to volunteer to be shot into space for being gay.
07/31/2006
04:10
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Wikiality
On Wikipedia, we can create a reality that we can all agree on -- the reality we just agreed on.
07/31/2006
02:27
The Colbert Report
S2
Book Club
Stephen and his book club start the meeting with a book burning.
07/31/2006
07:37
The Colbert Report
S2
Ned Lamont
Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him.
07/31/2006
01:44
The Colbert Report
S2
Bicycle Theft
Stephen loves local news: there's no getting bogged down in the issues, it's half murder, half news you can use -- no fat.
07/31/2006
00:31
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 7/31/06
Stephen profiles Wikipedia and the response to Lance Bass coming out of the closet, and thanks Ned Lamont for destroying the Democratic Party.
07/31/2006
00:07
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Energy
Stephen reminds viewers to save energy.
08/01/2006
02:41
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Uncool
Rather than trying to come up with a smoking vaccine, scientists should concentrate on real problems, like lung cancer.
08/01/2006
05:28
The Colbert Report
S2
Peter Beinart
Peter Beinart stops by to talk about his book, "The Good Fight," and why he changed his mind about the war.
08/01/2006
03:08
The Colbert Report
S2
Cuba Libre
Making connections from Cuba all the way to Kevin Bacon, Stephen reveals his plan for making World War III truly global.
08/01/2006
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