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Floyd Landis' Balls

Season 2 • 07/27/2006

Floyd Landis' testosterone level is naturally American.

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The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 7/26/06

In this episode, the Iraqi Prime Minister addresses Congress, how to survive a blackout and a visit from Neal Katyal, who defended Gitmo detainees before the Supreme Court.
07/26/2006
02:02

The Colbert ReportS2
Rescue Stephen Jr.

After seeing horrific video footage, Stephen puts together a crack commando squad to rescue his eagle son, Stephen Jr.
07/26/2006
03:11

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Democrazy

For fear that Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki is too crazy, Stephen suggests maybe we bring back Saddam Hussein.
07/26/2006
02:07

The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen's Family Tree

Stephen agrees with columnist John Stossel that it's perfectly okay to marry your cousins.
07/26/2006
01:11

The Colbert ReportS2
Sign Off - Super Hero Stamps

Stephen is outraged the U.S. Postal Service didn't put Captain America on one of their superhero stamps.
07/26/2006
03:55

The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen's Sound Advice - Blackouts

Arming yourself and getting it on will help protect your plasma screen TV during a blackout.
07/26/2006
00:33

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 7/27/06

In this episode, John Bolton fighting for his job, a profile of Eleanor Holmes Norton and a visit from Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada.
07/27/2006
05:47

The Colbert ReportS2
Joe Quesada

Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada discusses a new series of comics entitled Civil War, which combines superheroes with today's government.
07/27/2006
07:17

The Colbert ReportS2
Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Since the District of Columbia is not a state, it is not in the United States.
07/27/2006
03:24

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Secretary-General Bolton

The U.N. should appoint John Bolton to its Secretary-General position and bring the world together by tearing it apart.
07/27/2006
03:02

The Colbert ReportS2
Floyd Landis' Balls

Stephen defends Floyd Landis' high level of testosterone with the argument that Americans have huge balls.
07/27/2006
03:21

The Colbert ReportS2
Tip/Wag - Lance Bass

A tip of the hat to Lance Bass: it takes a brave man to admit he's gay and an even braver man to volunteer to be shot into space for being gay.
07/31/2006
04:10

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Wikiality

On Wikipedia, we can create a reality that we can all agree on -- the reality we just agreed on.
07/31/2006
02:27

The Colbert ReportS2
Book Club

Stephen and his book club start the meeting with a book burning.
07/31/2006
07:37

The Colbert ReportS2
Ned Lamont

Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him.
07/31/2006
01:44

The Colbert ReportS2
Bicycle Theft

Stephen loves local news: there's no getting bogged down in the issues, it's half murder, half news you can use -- no fat.
07/31/2006
00:31

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 7/31/06

Stephen profiles Wikipedia and the response to Lance Bass coming out of the closet, and thanks Ned Lamont for destroying the Democratic Party.
07/31/2006
00:07

The Colbert ReportS2
Sign Off - Energy

Stephen reminds viewers to save energy.
08/01/2006
02:41

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Uncool

Rather than trying to come up with a smoking vaccine, scientists should concentrate on real problems, like lung cancer.
08/01/2006
05:28

The Colbert ReportS2
Peter Beinart

Peter Beinart stops by to talk about his book, "The Good Fight," and why he changed his mind about the war.
08/01/2006
03:08

The Colbert ReportS2
Cuba Libre

Making connections from Cuba all the way to Kevin Bacon, Stephen reveals his plan for making World War III truly global.
08/01/2006
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