The Colbert Report
Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton
Season 2 • 07/27/2006
Stephen doesn't think Washington, D.C. is in the United States.
The Colbert ReportS2 Rescue Stephen Jr.
After seeing horrific video footage, Stephen puts together a crack commando squad to rescue his eagle son, Stephen Jr.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Democrazy
For fear that Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki is too crazy, Stephen suggests maybe we bring back Saddam Hussein.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Family Tree
Stephen agrees with columnist John Stossel that it's perfectly okay to marry your cousins.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Super Hero Stamps
Stephen is outraged the U.S. Postal Service didn't put Captain America on one of their superhero stamps.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Sound Advice - Blackouts
Arming yourself and getting it on will help protect your plasma screen TV during a blackout.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/27/06
In this episode, John Bolton fighting for his job, a profile of Eleanor Holmes Norton and a visit from Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada.
The Colbert ReportS2 Exclusive - Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton
Stephen asks Congresswoman Norton whether it's safe to give her constituents full voting rights.
The Colbert ReportS2 Joe Quesada
Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada discusses a new series of comics entitled Civil War, which combines superheroes with today's government.
The Colbert ReportS2 Floyd Landis' Balls
Stephen defends Floyd Landis' high level of testosterone with the argument that Americans have huge balls.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Secretary-General Bolton
The U.N. should appoint John Bolton to its Secretary-General position and bring the world together by tearing it apart.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton
Since the District of Columbia is not a state, it is not in the United States.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Lance Bass
A tip of the hat to Lance Bass: it takes a brave man to admit he's gay and an even braver man to volunteer to be shot into space for being gay.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Wikiality
On Wikipedia, we can create a reality that we can all agree on -- the reality we just agreed on.
The Colbert ReportS2 Book Club
Stephen and his book club start the meeting with a book burning.
The Colbert ReportS2 Ned Lamont
Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him.
The Colbert ReportS2 Bicycle Theft
Stephen loves local news: there's no getting bogged down in the issues, it's half murder, half news you can use -- no fat.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/31/06
Stephen profiles Wikipedia and the response to Lance Bass coming out of the closet, and thanks Ned Lamont for destroying the Democratic Party.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Uncool
Rather than trying to come up with a smoking vaccine, scientists should concentrate on real problems, like lung cancer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Peter Beinart
Peter Beinart stops by to talk about his book, "The Good Fight," and why he changed his mind about the war.
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