The Colbert Report
Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton
Season 2 E 95 • 07/27/2006
Since the District of Columbia is not a state, it is not in the United States.

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The Word - Democrazy
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The Colbert ReportS2 E94
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The Colbert ReportS2 E94
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Arming yourself and getting it on will help protect your plasma screen TV during a blackout.
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The Colbert ReportS2 E95
Intro - 7/27/06
In this episode, John Bolton fighting for his job, a profile of Eleanor Holmes Norton and a visit from Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada.
07/27/2006
07:17
The Colbert ReportS2 E95
Exclusive - Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton
Stephen asks Congresswoman Norton whether it's safe to give her constituents full voting rights.
07/27/2006
05:47
The Colbert ReportS2 E95
Joe Quesada
Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada discusses a new series of comics entitled Civil War, which combines superheroes with today's government.
07/27/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E95
Floyd Landis' Balls
Stephen defends Floyd Landis' high level of testosterone with the argument that Americans have huge balls.
07/27/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E95
The Word - Secretary-General Bolton
The U.N. should appoint John Bolton to its Secretary-General position and bring the world together by tearing it apart.
07/27/2006
07:17
The Colbert ReportS2 E95
Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton
Since the District of Columbia is not a state, it is not in the United States.
07/27/2006
03:21
The Colbert ReportS2 E96
Tip/Wag - Lance Bass
A tip of the hat to Lance Bass: it takes a brave man to admit he's gay and an even braver man to volunteer to be shot into space for being gay.
07/31/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E96
The Word - Wikiality
On Wikipedia, we can create a reality that we can all agree on -- the reality we just agreed on.
07/31/2006
02:27
The Colbert ReportS2 E96
Book Club
Stephen and his book club start the meeting with a book burning.
07/31/2006
07:37
The Colbert ReportS2 E96
Ned Lamont
Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him.
07/31/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E96
Bicycle Theft
Stephen loves local news: there's no getting bogged down in the issues, it's half murder, half news you can use -- no fat.
07/31/2006
00:31
The Colbert ReportS2 E96
Intro - 7/31/06
Stephen profiles Wikipedia and the response to Lance Bass coming out of the closet, and thanks Ned Lamont for destroying the Democratic Party.
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The Colbert ReportS2 E97
Sign Off - Energy
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Rather than trying to come up with a smoking vaccine, scientists should concentrate on real problems, like lung cancer.
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The Colbert ReportS2 E97
Peter Beinart
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The Colbert ReportS2 E97
Cuba Libre
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