The Colbert Report

Tip/Wag - Lance Bass

Season 2 • 07/31/2006

Finally, gay people will have the same rights as the rest of us -- in space.

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00:33

Intro - 7/27/06
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In this episode, John Bolton fighting for his job, a profile of Eleanor Holmes Norton and a visit from Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada.
07/27/2006
05:47

Joe Quesada
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Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada discusses a new series of comics entitled Civil War, which combines superheroes with today's government.
07/27/2006
07:17

Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton
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Since the District of Columbia is not a state, it is not in the United States.
07/27/2006
03:02

Floyd Landis' Balls
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Stephen defends Floyd Landis' high level of testosterone with the argument that Americans have huge balls.
07/27/2006
03:24

The Word - Secretary-General Bolton
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The U.N. should appoint John Bolton to its Secretary-General position and bring the world together by tearing it apart.
07/27/2006
04:10

The Word - Wikiality
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On Wikipedia, we can create a reality that we can all agree on -- the reality we just agreed on.
07/31/2006
02:27

Book Club
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Stephen and his book club start the meeting with a book burning.
07/31/2006
07:37

Ned Lamont
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Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him.
07/31/2006
01:44

Bicycle Theft
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Stephen loves local news: there's no getting bogged down in the issues, it's half murder, half news you can use -- no fat.
07/31/2006
00:31

Intro - 7/31/06
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Stephen profiles Wikipedia and the response to Lance Bass coming out of the closet, and thanks Ned Lamont for destroying the Democratic Party.
07/31/2006
03:21

Tip/Wag - Lance Bass
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A tip of the hat to Lance Bass: it takes a brave man to admit he's gay and an even braver man to volunteer to be shot into space for being gay.
07/31/2006
00:07

Sign Off - Energy
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Stephen reminds viewers to save energy.
08/01/2006
02:41

The Word - Uncool
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Rather than trying to come up with a smoking vaccine, scientists should concentrate on real problems, like lung cancer.
08/01/2006
05:28

Peter Beinart
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Peter Beinart stops by to talk about his book, "The Good Fight," and why he changed his mind about the war.
08/01/2006
03:08

Cuba Libre
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Making connections from Cuba all the way to Kevin Bacon, Stephen reveals his plan for making World War III truly global.
08/01/2006
04:21

Balls for Kidz - Carnivals
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A brutally honest tutorial on the world of carnivals, covering such topics as rides, food and death.
08/01/2006
00:29

Intro - 8/1/06
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Stephen reports on smoking vaccines and carnivals. Author Peter Beinart will explain why only liberals can win the war on terror.
08/01/2006
03:10

Courting Joe Lieberman
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Stephen pulls out all the stops to get Joe Lieberman to appear on his show, but wonders if Lieberman has enough Joementum to do it.
08/01/2006
02:48

On Notice - How the On Notice Board Is Made
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You can't just throw something on notice at the drop of a hat. Stephen shows a Prescott Educational Film on how something gets to be On Notice.
08/02/2006
06:57

Linda Hirshman
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No matter what Linda Hirshman says, men can't stay home and raise children -- daytime TV is all geared towards women.
08/02/2006
00:12

Sign Off - Cocoa Puffs
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Hey General Mills, where the hell is Stephen's case of Cocoa Puffs?
08/02/2006
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