The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 07/31/2006
That good woman on Fox News was trying to teach our youth how to steal bikes!
The Colbert ReportS2 Exclusive - Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton
Stephen asks Congresswoman Norton whether it's safe to give her constituents full voting rights.
The Colbert ReportS2 Joe Quesada
Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada discusses a new series of comics entitled Civil War, which combines superheroes with today's government.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton
Since the District of Columbia is not a state, it is not in the United States.
The Colbert ReportS2 Floyd Landis' Balls
Stephen defends Floyd Landis' high level of testosterone with the argument that Americans have huge balls.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Secretary-General Bolton
The U.N. should appoint John Bolton to its Secretary-General position and bring the world together by tearing it apart.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Lance Bass
A tip of the hat to Lance Bass: it takes a brave man to admit he's gay and an even braver man to volunteer to be shot into space for being gay.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Wikiality
On Wikipedia, we can create a reality that we can all agree on -- the reality we just agreed on.
The Colbert ReportS2 Book Club
Stephen and his book club start the meeting with a book burning.
The Colbert ReportS2 Ned Lamont
Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/31/06
Stephen profiles Wikipedia and the response to Lance Bass coming out of the closet, and thanks Ned Lamont for destroying the Democratic Party.
The Colbert ReportS2 Bicycle Theft
Stephen loves local news: there's no getting bogged down in the issues, it's half murder, half news you can use -- no fat.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Uncool
Rather than trying to come up with a smoking vaccine, scientists should concentrate on real problems, like lung cancer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Peter Beinart
Peter Beinart stops by to talk about his book, "The Good Fight," and why he changed his mind about the war.
The Colbert ReportS2 Cuba Libre
Making connections from Cuba all the way to Kevin Bacon, Stephen reveals his plan for making World War III truly global.
The Colbert ReportS2 Balls for Kidz - Carnivals
A brutally honest tutorial on the world of carnivals, covering such topics as rides, food and death.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 8/1/06
Stephen reports on smoking vaccines and carnivals. Author Peter Beinart will explain why only liberals can win the war on terror.
The Colbert ReportS2 Courting Joe Lieberman
Stephen pulls out all the stops to get Joe Lieberman to appear on his show, but wonders if Lieberman has enough Joementum to do it.
The Colbert ReportS2 On Notice - How the On Notice Board Is Made
You can't just throw something on notice at the drop of a hat. Stephen shows a Prescott Educational Film on how something gets to be On Notice.
The Colbert ReportS2 Linda Hirshman
No matter what Linda Hirshman says, men can't stay home and raise children -- daytime TV is all geared towards women.
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