The Colbert Report

Bicycle Theft

Season 2 • 07/31/2006

That good woman on Fox News was trying to teach our youth how to steal bikes!

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07:17

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Exclusive - Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Stephen asks Congresswoman Norton whether it's safe to give her constituents full voting rights.
07/27/2006
05:47

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Joe Quesada

Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada discusses a new series of comics entitled Civil War, which combines superheroes with today's government.
07/27/2006
07:17

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Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Since the District of Columbia is not a state, it is not in the United States.
07/27/2006
03:02

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Floyd Landis' Balls

Stephen defends Floyd Landis' high level of testosterone with the argument that Americans have huge balls.
07/27/2006
03:24

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The Word - Secretary-General Bolton

The U.N. should appoint John Bolton to its Secretary-General position and bring the world together by tearing it apart.
07/27/2006
03:21

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Tip/Wag - Lance Bass

A tip of the hat to Lance Bass: it takes a brave man to admit he's gay and an even braver man to volunteer to be shot into space for being gay.
07/31/2006
04:10

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The Word - Wikiality

On Wikipedia, we can create a reality that we can all agree on -- the reality we just agreed on.
07/31/2006
02:27

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Book Club

Stephen and his book club start the meeting with a book burning.
07/31/2006
07:37

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Ned Lamont

Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him.
07/31/2006
00:31

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Intro - 7/31/06

Stephen profiles Wikipedia and the response to Lance Bass coming out of the closet, and thanks Ned Lamont for destroying the Democratic Party.
07/31/2006
01:44

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Bicycle Theft

Stephen loves local news: there's no getting bogged down in the issues, it's half murder, half news you can use -- no fat.
07/31/2006
00:07

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Sign Off - Energy

Stephen reminds viewers to save energy.
08/01/2006
02:41

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The Word - Uncool

Rather than trying to come up with a smoking vaccine, scientists should concentrate on real problems, like lung cancer.
08/01/2006
05:28

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Peter Beinart

Peter Beinart stops by to talk about his book, "The Good Fight," and why he changed his mind about the war.
08/01/2006
03:08

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Cuba Libre

Making connections from Cuba all the way to Kevin Bacon, Stephen reveals his plan for making World War III truly global.
08/01/2006
04:21

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Balls for Kidz - Carnivals

A brutally honest tutorial on the world of carnivals, covering such topics as rides, food and death.
08/01/2006
00:29

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Intro - 8/1/06

Stephen reports on smoking vaccines and carnivals. Author Peter Beinart will explain why only liberals can win the war on terror.
08/01/2006
03:10

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Courting Joe Lieberman

Stephen pulls out all the stops to get Joe Lieberman to appear on his show, but wonders if Lieberman has enough Joementum to do it.
08/01/2006
02:48

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On Notice - How the On Notice Board Is Made

You can't just throw something on notice at the drop of a hat. Stephen shows a Prescott Educational Film on how something gets to be On Notice.
08/02/2006
06:57

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Linda Hirshman

No matter what Linda Hirshman says, men can't stay home and raise children -- daytime TV is all geared towards women.
08/02/2006
00:12

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Sign Off - Cocoa Puffs

Hey General Mills, where the hell is Stephen's case of Cocoa Puffs?
08/02/2006
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