The Colbert Report

Alpha Dog of the Week - David H. Brooks

Season 6 • 08/02/2010

David H. Brooks spends the money meant to protect the lives of troops on porn and plastic surgery.

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05:40

Andy Cohen
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Andy Cohen and Stephen re-enact a fight between Bethenny and Kelly from "The Real Housewives of New York City."
07/29/2010
05:42

Apology Box
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Stephen apologizes to the New Jersey State Police and Barney Frank without anyone seeing him do it.
07/29/2010
05:16

Thought For Food - Cereal, Foot-Long Cheeseburger & Ecobot III
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Sugary cereals face tougher advertising standards, Carl's Jr. introduces a foot-long cheeseburger, and a robot eats crap.
07/29/2010
02:21

The Oil Is Missing
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The missing oil has developed Whac-A-Mole technology, so we must arm petroleum engineers with giant foam mallets.
07/29/2010
00:36

Intro - 7/29/10
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Bill O'Reilly issues a rare apology, the war on obesity has a new front, and Andy Cohen discusses Bravo TV.
07/29/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Cocktails
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Stephen says goodnight with a cocktail.
07/29/2010
04:47

Sport Report - London Olympics & Illegal Bullfighting
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London's Olympic Village is being built on a toxic waste dump, and Spain's Catalonia outlaws bullfighting.
08/02/2010
03:39

Stephen Might Be Gay
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Stephen can't be gay when he does masculine things like drink Bud Light Lime -- the manliest fruit-flavored lager on the market.
08/02/2010
03:06

Jimmy Cliff
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Stephen tells Jimmy Cliff that he thinks reggae music is the perfect music for a corporate retreat.
08/02/2010
00:36

Intro - 8/2/10
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Stephen previews the 2012 Olympics in London, a military contractor lands in hot water, and Jimmy Cliff performs.
08/02/2010
03:51

Alpha Dog of the Week - David H. Brooks
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Military contractor David H. Brooks demands a memory-erasing pill that will hide the fact he expensed hookers, porn and plastic surgery.
08/02/2010
01:00

Brett Favre Retires Again
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Stephen wishes Brett Favre a fond and final farewell due to his permanent absence from football.
08/03/2010
07:38

Consumer Protection Agency - Barney Frank
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Barney Frank wants Elizabeth Warren to head the consumer protection agency because she's an extraordinarily zealous pragmatist.
08/03/2010
05:11

Republican Gubernatorial Primary Battle Watch '010 - Basil Marceaux.com
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Stephen wants Tennessee viewers to vote in the Republican primary to make Basil Marceaux.com into Basil Marceaux.gov.
08/03/2010
05:56

Laura Ingraham
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Stephen questions Laura Ingraham about the hackneyed racial stereotypes President Obama makes in his diary.
08/03/2010
00:05

Sign Off - Credit Card Agreement
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Stephen takes a closer look at his credit card agreement.
08/03/2010
02:50

Threat StandDown - Monkey Terrorism
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Contrary to a "Fox & Friends" report, monkeys can't be trained by the Taliban to shoot and kill American soldiers.
08/04/2010
06:49

Michael Posner
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Michael Posner believes it's in America's best interest to encourage stable democracies that respect human rights.
08/04/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Nielsen Mandela
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Stephen says goodnight with Nielsen Mandela.
08/04/2010
02:16

Basil Marceaux.com & Obama's Birthday
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Stephen reminds Tennessee viewers to vote for Basil Marceaux.com and refuses to celebrate President Obama's birthday.
08/04/2010
07:36

P.K. Winsome - Black Viewer Ratings
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White viewers can increase Stephen's black ratings by buying an inflatable Nielsen Mandela from P.K. Winsome.
08/04/2010
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