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Blackentine's Day
Season 5 • 02/13/2001
Mo Rocca offers another commercial holiday -- Blackentine's Day.
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02:50
Indecision 2004 - Only Three Years
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Mo Rocca sets off for Manchester, New Hampshire, where voters are ready to speak their minds as the primary is less than three years away.
02/12/2001
01:09
Preview - 2/12/01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon confirms that the buildings in the Comedy Central logo are more tilted now.
02/12/2001
02:38
This Just In - The Sound and the Fury
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
A federal appeals court orders Napster to stop allowing its users to freely trade copyrighted material.
02/13/2001
07:12
Kermit the Frog
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon Stewart interviews Kermit the Frog, and Kermit sets the record straight on a bunch of frog-related issues.
02/13/2001
00:13
Moment of Zen - Bull Riding
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
A bull rider is thrown in the air and then trampled by a bull.
02/13/2001
01:09
Headlines - Academy Awards 2001 Pt.2
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon Stewart talks about Steven Soderbergh's two nominations for best director and Dino De Laurentiis' Irving G. Thalberg Memorial Award.
02/13/2001
01:22
Best Actor Nominee Ed Harris
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Nancy Walls gives some extremely personal reasons why she thinks Ed Harris is going to win the Oscar for best actor.
02/13/2001
00:26
Preview - 2/14/01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Nancy Walls will interview a veterinarian about extracting elephant semen with a whatchamacallit device.
02/13/2001
01:23
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman Break Up
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Vance DeGeneres not so discretely informs Jon that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are breaking up.
02/13/2001
03:10
Headlines - Academy Awards 2001 Pt. 1 - Roman Holiday
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon Stewart goes over the 2001 Oscar nominations, drools over Russell Crowe and is not impressed with Tom Hanks.
02/13/2001
02:50
Blackentine's Day
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Mo Rocca offers a solution to the conflict between Valentine's Day and Black History Month: Blackentine's Day.
02/13/2001
01:12
Intro - 2/14/01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
It's Valentine's Day 2001, featuring Jessica Alba, Lewis Black and Spiderman underoos.
02/14/2001
00:14
Moment of Zen - Demolished Building
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
A Building is demolished and onlookers cheer in delight
02/14/2001
02:45
Other News - Paws
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
At the 125th Westminster Dog Show in New York City, Special Times Just Right wins Best in Show.
02/14/2001
01:09
Recap - 2/14/01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon recaps the top stories of the night: the Anna Kournikova computer virus and the Westminster Dog Show results.
02/14/2001
01:52
Headlines - Asteroid!
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
NASA lands the spacecraft N.E.A.R. on Eros, a small-bodied asteroid.
02/14/2001
02:31
Back In Black - Microchip Cures Pain and Gives Orgasm
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Scientists have created a microchip that can be attached to a women's spine to alleviate her back pain -- and give her an orgasm.
02/14/2001
05:04
Jessica Alba
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jessica Alba does her own stunts on "Dark Angel" because she wants to make everything look real.
02/14/2001
04:03
A Veritable Kournikova
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Dutch authorities have arrested the creator of the Anna Kournikova computer virus.
02/14/2001
02:06
Pardons of the Rich
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Someone may have exerted undue influence on the highest level of our nation's government simply because of their wealth.
02/15/2001
04:38
Whacking the Pachyderm
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Nancy Walls goes to southern Florida to see the most endangered species of all the elephant masturbator.
02/15/2001
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