The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Blackentine's Day

Season 5 • 02/13/2001

Mo Rocca offers another commercial holiday -- Blackentine's Day.

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02:50

Indecision 2004 - Only Three Years
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Mo Rocca sets off for Manchester, New Hampshire, where voters are ready to speak their minds as the primary is less than three years away.
02/12/2001
01:09

Preview - 2/12/01
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Jon confirms that the buildings in the Comedy Central logo are more tilted now.
02/12/2001
02:38

This Just In - The Sound and the Fury
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A federal appeals court orders Napster to stop allowing its users to freely trade copyrighted material.
02/13/2001
07:12

Kermit the Frog
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Jon Stewart interviews Kermit the Frog, and Kermit sets the record straight on a bunch of frog-related issues.
02/13/2001
00:13

Moment of Zen - Bull Riding
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A bull rider is thrown in the air and then trampled by a bull.
02/13/2001
01:09

Headlines - Academy Awards 2001 Pt.2
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Jon Stewart talks about Steven Soderbergh's two nominations for best director and Dino De Laurentiis' Irving G. Thalberg Memorial Award.
02/13/2001
01:22

Best Actor Nominee Ed Harris
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Nancy Walls gives some extremely personal reasons why she thinks Ed Harris is going to win the Oscar for best actor.
02/13/2001
00:26

Preview - 2/14/01
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Nancy Walls will interview a veterinarian about extracting elephant semen with a whatchamacallit device.
02/13/2001
01:23

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman Break Up
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Vance DeGeneres not so discretely informs Jon that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are breaking up.
02/13/2001
03:10

Headlines - Academy Awards 2001 Pt. 1 - Roman Holiday
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Jon Stewart goes over the 2001 Oscar nominations, drools over Russell Crowe and is not impressed with Tom Hanks.
02/13/2001
02:50

Blackentine's Day
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Mo Rocca offers a solution to the conflict between Valentine's Day and Black History Month: Blackentine's Day.
02/13/2001
01:12

Intro - 2/14/01
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It's Valentine's Day 2001, featuring Jessica Alba, Lewis Black and Spiderman underoos.
02/14/2001
00:14

Moment of Zen - Demolished Building
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A Building is demolished and onlookers cheer in delight
02/14/2001
02:45

Other News - Paws
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At the 125th Westminster Dog Show in New York City, Special Times Just Right wins Best in Show.
02/14/2001
01:09

Recap - 2/14/01
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Jon recaps the top stories of the night: the Anna Kournikova computer virus and the Westminster Dog Show results.
02/14/2001
01:52

Headlines - Asteroid!
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NASA lands the spacecraft N.E.A.R. on Eros, a small-bodied asteroid.
02/14/2001
02:31

Back In Black - Microchip Cures Pain and Gives Orgasm
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Scientists have created a microchip that can be attached to a women's spine to alleviate her back pain -- and give her an orgasm.
02/14/2001
05:04

Jessica Alba
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Jessica Alba does her own stunts on "Dark Angel" because she wants to make everything look real.
02/14/2001
04:03

A Veritable Kournikova
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Dutch authorities have arrested the creator of the Anna Kournikova computer virus.
02/14/2001
02:06

Pardons of the Rich
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Someone may have exerted undue influence on the highest level of our nation's government simply because of their wealth.
02/15/2001
04:38

Whacking the Pachyderm
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Nancy Walls goes to southern Florida to see the most endangered species of all the elephant masturbator.
02/15/2001
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