The Colbert Report
Garret Keizer
Season 6 E 89 • 07/06/2010

Garret Keizer says noise and silence get distributed like other forms of wealth and disadvantage.

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The Colbert ReportS6 E88
Electronic Frontier Foundation - Cindy Cohn

Cindy Cohn doubts that President Obama is coming for our guns online and doesn't find Stephen's Hitler joke funny.
07/05/2010
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The Colbert ReportS6 E88
Michio Kaku

Michio Kaku believes we will have something resembling a Harry Potter invisibility cloak within the coming decades.
07/05/2010
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The Colbert ReportS6 E88
Stephen Is Sick

Stephen is all set to do the show with his Colbert Report robe, little bunny slippers and nana's blanket.
07/05/2010
00:42

The Colbert ReportS6 E88
Sign Off - The Hot Zone

Stephen hopes nobody got sick from watching the show and advises against licking the screen tonight.
07/05/2010
07:23

The Colbert ReportS6 E88
Unemployment Benefits - Paul Krugman

Paul Krugman says giving money to the unemployed is a very fast, effective way of creating jobs.
07/05/2010
01:58

The Colbert ReportS6 E89
Latest Soap Opera News

After spending yesterday couch-bound in the fetal position, Stephen caught up on the news he usually misses.
07/06/2010
04:16

The Colbert ReportS6 E89
The Word - The White Stuff

For the last two years, Stephen has been hosting a Chinese show called "The Best Lucky Number Joy Time Fun Colbert Hour and Friends."
07/06/2010
00:03

The Colbert ReportS6 E89
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
07/06/2010
00:34

The Colbert ReportS6 E89
Intro - 7/6/10

Stephen looks at America's troubled educational system and hopes Garret Keizer enjoys the vuvuzela in his gift bag.
07/06/2010
06:42

The Colbert ReportS6 E89
I's on Edjukashun - Loyola, Texas Textbooks & Wal-Mart

Loyola Law School inflates grades, Texas can't afford new science textbooks, and Wal-Mart helps its workers get college degrees.
07/06/2010
06:12

The Colbert ReportS6 E89
Garret Keizer

Garret Keizer says noise and silence get distributed like other forms of wealth and disadvantage.
07/06/2010
01:26

The Colbert ReportS6 E90
The Carell Corral

Happy Meals now come with Zoloft, and Stephen Colbert is definitely not a 40-year-old virgin.
07/07/2010
00:05

The Colbert ReportS6 E90
Sign Off - 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar

Stephen flips through his 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar.
07/07/2010
02:55

The Colbert ReportS6 E90
The Economist Photoshops Obama's Picture

The Economist could have gone further to really drive home the point that President Obama is a coast-destroying failure.
07/07/2010
06:32

The Colbert ReportS6 E90
Steve Carell

Steve Carell feels like he's in the witness relocation program, and Jon Stewart wants to escape The Daily Show.
07/07/2010
03:17

The Colbert ReportS6 E90
Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast

Stephen guarantees that every single sperm is beautiful with Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast.
07/07/2010
05:53

The Colbert ReportS6 E90
Thought for Food - Kentucky Tuna & Grilled Cheese Burger Melt

Researchers rename carp as Kentucky tuna to increase acceptance, and Friendly's unveils the Grilled Cheese Burger Melt.
07/07/2010
07:45

The Colbert ReportS6 E91
Automatics for the People - Ilya Shapiro & Jackie Hilly

Ilya Shapiro and Jackie Hilly disagree on the Supreme Court decision to strike down Chicago's 30-year-old ban on handguns.
07/08/2010
02:45

The Colbert ReportS6 E91
Modest-Con 2010

Iran's Ministry of Culture includes Stephen's look in its official catalog of haircuts that meet government approval.
07/08/2010
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The Colbert ReportS6 E91
Sign Off - Go Get a Tan

Stephen will be gone for two weeks -- go get a tan.
07/08/2010
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The Colbert ReportS6 E91
Arturo Rodriguez

Arturo Rodriguez invites Americans who think immigrant farm workers are taking away jobs to work in the fields.
07/08/2010
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