The Colbert Report

Garret Keizer

Season 6 • 07/06/2010

Garret Keizer explains why noise is a symptom of something wrong with our society.

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06:09

Electronic Frontier Foundation - Cindy Cohn
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Cindy Cohn doubts that President Obama is coming for our guns online and doesn't find Stephen's Hitler joke funny.
07/05/2010
04:09

Michio Kaku
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Michio Kaku believes we will have something resembling a Harry Potter invisibility cloak within the coming decades.
07/05/2010
01:22

Stephen Is Sick
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Stephen is all set to do the show with his Colbert Report robe, little bunny slippers and nana's blanket.
07/05/2010
00:42

Sign Off - The Hot Zone
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Stephen hopes nobody got sick from watching the show and advises against licking the screen tonight.
07/05/2010
07:23

Unemployment Benefits - Paul Krugman
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Paul Krugman says giving money to the unemployed is a very fast, effective way of creating jobs.
07/05/2010
01:58

Latest Soap Opera News
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After spending yesterday couch-bound in the fetal position, Stephen caught up on the news he usually misses.
07/06/2010
04:16

The Word - The White Stuff
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For the last two years, Stephen has been hosting a Chinese show called "The Best Lucky Number Joy Time Fun Colbert Hour and Friends."
07/06/2010
00:03

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
07/06/2010
00:34

Intro - 7/6/10
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Stephen looks at America's troubled educational system and hopes Garret Keizer enjoys the vuvuzela in his gift bag.
07/06/2010
06:42

I's on Edjukashun - Loyola, Texas Textbooks & Wal-Mart
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Loyola Law School inflates grades, Texas can't afford new science textbooks, and Wal-Mart helps its workers get college degrees.
07/06/2010
06:12

Garret Keizer
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Garret Keizer says noise and silence get distributed like other forms of wealth and disadvantage.
07/06/2010
01:26

The Carell Corral
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Happy Meals now come with Zoloft, and Stephen Colbert is definitely not a 40-year-old virgin.
07/07/2010
00:05

Sign Off - 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar
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Stephen flips through his 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar.
07/07/2010
02:55

The Economist Photoshops Obama's Picture
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The Economist could have gone further to really drive home the point that President Obama is a coast-destroying failure.
07/07/2010
06:32

Steve Carell
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Steve Carell feels like he's in the witness relocation program, and Jon Stewart wants to escape The Daily Show.
07/07/2010
03:17

Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast
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Stephen guarantees that every single sperm is beautiful with Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast.
07/07/2010
05:53

Thought for Food - Kentucky Tuna & Grilled Cheese Burger Melt
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Researchers rename carp as Kentucky tuna to increase acceptance, and Friendly's unveils the Grilled Cheese Burger Melt.
07/07/2010
07:45

Automatics for the People - Ilya Shapiro & Jackie Hilly
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Ilya Shapiro and Jackie Hilly disagree on the Supreme Court decision to strike down Chicago's 30-year-old ban on handguns.
07/08/2010
02:45

Modest-Con 2010
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Iran's Ministry of Culture includes Stephen's look in its official catalog of haircuts that meet government approval.
07/08/2010
00:09

Sign Off - Go Get a Tan
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Stephen will be gone for two weeks -- go get a tan.
07/08/2010
04:45

Arturo Rodriguez
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Arturo Rodriguez invites Americans who think immigrant farm workers are taking away jobs to work in the fields.
07/08/2010
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