The Colbert Report
Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast
Season 6 • 07/07/2010
You can pick out Stephen's beautiful sperm yourself with the 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar.
The Word - The White StuffThe Colbert ReportS6
For the last two years, Stephen has been hosting a Chinese show called "The Best Lucky Number Joy Time Fun Colbert Hour and Friends."
Intro - 7/6/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks at America's troubled educational system and hopes Garret Keizer enjoys the vuvuzela in his gift bag.
I's on Edjukashun - Loyola, Texas Textbooks & Wal-MartThe Colbert ReportS6
Loyola Law School inflates grades, Texas can't afford new science textbooks, and Wal-Mart helps its workers get college degrees.
Garret KeizerThe Colbert ReportS6
Garret Keizer says noise and silence get distributed like other forms of wealth and disadvantage.
The Carell CorralThe Colbert ReportS6
Happy Meals now come with Zoloft, and Stephen Colbert is definitely not a 40-year-old virgin.
Sign Off - 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa CalendarThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen flips through his 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar.
The Economist Photoshops Obama's PictureThe Colbert ReportS6
The Economist could have gone further to really drive home the point that President Obama is a coast-destroying failure.
Steve CarellThe Colbert ReportS6
Steve Carell feels like he's in the witness relocation program, and Jon Stewart wants to escape The Daily Show.
Thought for Food - Kentucky Tuna & Grilled Cheese Burger MeltThe Colbert ReportS6
Researchers rename carp as Kentucky tuna to increase acceptance, and Friendly's unveils the Grilled Cheese Burger Melt.
Formula 401: Beauty From My BeastThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen guarantees that every single sperm is beautiful with Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast.
Automatics for the People - Ilya Shapiro & Jackie HillyThe Colbert ReportS6
Ilya Shapiro and Jackie Hilly disagree on the Supreme Court decision to strike down Chicago's 30-year-old ban on handguns.
Modest-Con 2010The Colbert ReportS6
Iran's Ministry of Culture includes Stephen's look in its official catalog of haircuts that meet government approval.
Sign Off - Go Get a TanThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen will be gone for two weeks -- go get a tan.
Arturo RodriguezThe Colbert ReportS6
Arturo Rodriguez invites Americans who think immigrant farm workers are taking away jobs to work in the fields.
Emergency Thought for Food - Candwich SetbackThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen is in the middle of a repressed Daily Show memory when he's interrupted by an emergency Candwich update.
Intro - 7/8/10The Colbert ReportS6
The Supreme Court decides handguns are a God-given right, and Arturo Rodriguez says illegal immigrants are doing the jobs we don't want.
Intro - 7/26/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen downloads the solution to stop media piracy, and Hephzibah Anderson talks about her year without sex.
Hephzibah AndersonThe Colbert ReportS6
Hephzibah Anderson discovered what she wanted from sex during her year of abstinence.
Stephen's Eco-VacationThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen went on an eco-vacation where he saved marine life from the BP oil spill by removing as many fish from the ocean as he could.
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