The Colbert Report
Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Asian History
Season 1 • 11/15/2005
Stephen asks which historic Asians should be brought back or left dead.
The Colbert ReportS1 CMA Buzz
Stephen is giddy with anticipation for the Country music Awards -- not to be confused with the CMT Flame Worthy Awards or the ACM awards.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/14/05
Terrorist bombings in Jordan may be the first sign that women have blown up the glass ceiling.
The Colbert ReportS1 Tip Line - Flag Sticker
Call Stephen if you have a new way to display the flag on your car.
The Colbert ReportS1 Un-American News - Shame Cotton
The Japanese are so ashamed of their prime minister's suicide attempt, they hide their ashamed faces behind shame cotton.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - The Orient
George W. Bush is going to Asia, and Stephen has some pointers -- not vomiting and not bringing back any pandas are two big ones.
The Colbert ReportS1 Formidable Opponent - Torture
Stephen explains to Stephen the pros of torture: how it can be used, how it should be used and why it's okay to feel dirty about it.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/15/05
Stephen reincarnates some Asians, calls up some viewers and talks to Al Sharpton about his plans for the next five elections.
The Colbert ReportS1 Sayako's Wedding
Stephen is pretty wiped-out -- after last night's episode, he flew to Japan to attend the wedding of his friend, Princess Sayako.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - Mt. Rushmore
Mt. Rushmore depicts several famous people, and all of them are American.
The Colbert ReportS1 Al Sharpton
Al Sharpton talks about the war in Iraq, racism and the best ways to motivate yourself to lose some weight.
The Colbert ReportS1 Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Asian History
Thinking over a list of significant players in Asia's history, the only one that doesn't make it is the band, Asia.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/16/05
The Senate wants oversight of the Iraq war. What's next -- the Supreme Court interpreting a law?
The Colbert ReportS1 Better Know a District - Colorado's 2nd - Mark Udall
Failing to climb Mt. Everest on three tries doesn't make Representative Mark Udall a quitter -- there's another word for it.
The Colbert ReportS1 On Notice/Dead to Me - Juan Gabriel
Latin superstar Juan Gabriel's nasty on-stage fall at a concert in Houston makes the Notice Board.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Information
The Senate wants information about President Bush's plan for the Iraq war, but he's not that kind of guy.
The Colbert ReportS1 Matt Taibbi
Matt Taibbi interviewed the former head of the Office of National Drug Policy Control while on acid, wearing a Viking costume.
The Colbert ReportS1 America, Sleep Safe
Stephen will protect you from your nightmares.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/17/05
Stephen Colbert discusses the new definition of manliness and makes Tim Robbins get off the fence on Iraq.
The Colbert ReportS1 Here Today, More Tomorrow
Solar power sounds impressive, but when the sun goes down, you can't turn the lights on just when you need them the most.
The Colbert ReportS1 Tim Robbins
Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
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