The Colbert Report
The Word - The Orient
Season 1 • 11/15/2005
Stephen gives President Bush some advice for his upcoming trip to Asia.
CMA BuzzThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen is giddy with anticipation for the Country music Awards -- not to be confused with the CMT Flame Worthy Awards or the ACM awards.
Intro - 11/14/05The Colbert ReportS1
Terrorist bombings in Jordan may be the first sign that women have blown up the glass ceiling.
Tip Line - Flag StickerThe Colbert ReportS1
Call Stephen if you have a new way to display the flag on your car.
Un-American News - Shame CottonThe Colbert ReportS1
The Japanese are so ashamed of their prime minister's suicide attempt, they hide their ashamed faces behind shame cotton.
Formidable Opponent - TortureThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen explains to Stephen the pros of torture: how it can be used, how it should be used and why it's okay to feel dirty about it.
Intro - 11/15/05The Colbert ReportS1
Stephen reincarnates some Asians, calls up some viewers and talks to Al Sharpton about his plans for the next five elections.
Sayako's WeddingThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen is pretty wiped-out -- after last night's episode, he flew to Japan to attend the wedding of his friend, Princess Sayako.
Fract - Mt. RushmoreThe Colbert ReportS1
Mt. Rushmore depicts several famous people, and all of them are American.
Al SharptonThe Colbert ReportS1
Al Sharpton talks about the war in Iraq, racism and the best ways to motivate yourself to lose some weight.
Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Asian HistoryThe Colbert ReportS1
Thinking over a list of significant players in Asia's history, the only one that doesn't make it is the band, Asia.
The Word - The OrientThe Colbert ReportS1
George W. Bush is going to Asia, and Stephen has some pointers -- not vomiting and not bringing back any pandas are two big ones.
Intro - 11/16/05The Colbert ReportS1
The Senate wants oversight of the Iraq war. What's next -- the Supreme Court interpreting a law?
Better Know a District - Colorado's 2nd - Mark UdallThe Colbert ReportS1
Failing to climb Mt. Everest on three tries doesn't make Representative Mark Udall a quitter -- there's another word for it.
On Notice/Dead to Me - Juan GabrielThe Colbert ReportS1
Latin superstar Juan Gabriel's nasty on-stage fall at a concert in Houston makes the Notice Board.
The Word - InformationThe Colbert ReportS1
The Senate wants information about President Bush's plan for the Iraq war, but he's not that kind of guy.
Matt TaibbiThe Colbert ReportS1
Matt Taibbi interviewed the former head of the Office of National Drug Policy Control while on acid, wearing a Viking costume.
America, Sleep SafeThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen will protect you from your nightmares.
Intro - 11/17/05The Colbert ReportS1
Stephen Colbert discusses the new definition of manliness and makes Tim Robbins get off the fence on Iraq.
Here Today, More TomorrowThe Colbert ReportS1
Solar power sounds impressive, but when the sun goes down, you can't turn the lights on just when you need them the most.
Tim RobbinsThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
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