The Colbert Report

America, Sleep Safe

Season 1 • 11/16/2005

Sleep safe, America: Stephen will protect you.

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Intro - 11/15/05

Stephen reincarnates some Asians, calls up some viewers and talks to Al Sharpton about his plans for the next five elections.
11/15/2005
02:00

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Sayako's Wedding

Stephen is pretty wiped-out -- after last night's episode, he flew to Japan to attend the wedding of his friend, Princess Sayako.
11/15/2005
00:08

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Fract - Mt. Rushmore

Mt. Rushmore depicts several famous people, and all of them are American.
11/15/2005
04:46

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Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton talks about the war in Iraq, racism and the best ways to motivate yourself to lose some weight.
11/15/2005
04:04

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Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Asian History

Thinking over a list of significant players in Asia's history, the only one that doesn't make it is the band, Asia.
11/15/2005
00:34

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Intro - 11/16/05

The Senate wants oversight of the Iraq war. What's next -- the Supreme Court interpreting a law?
11/16/2005
06:43

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Better Know a District - Colorado's 2nd - Mark Udall

Failing to climb Mt. Everest on three tries doesn't make Representative Mark Udall a quitter -- there's another word for it.
11/16/2005
02:54

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On Notice/Dead to Me - Juan Gabriel

Latin superstar Juan Gabriel's nasty on-stage fall at a concert in Houston makes the Notice Board.
11/16/2005
03:23

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The Word - Information

The Senate wants information about President Bush's plan for the Iraq war, but he's not that kind of guy.
11/16/2005
05:49

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Matt Taibbi

Matt Taibbi interviewed the former head of the Office of National Drug Policy Control while on acid, wearing a Viking costume.
11/16/2005
00:14

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America, Sleep Safe

Stephen will protect you from your nightmares.
11/16/2005
00:33

The Colbert ReportS1
Intro - 11/17/05

Stephen Colbert discusses the new definition of manliness and makes Tim Robbins get off the fence on Iraq.
11/17/2005
04:36

The Colbert ReportS1
Here Today, More Tomorrow

Solar power sounds impressive, but when the sun goes down, you can't turn the lights on just when you need them the most.
11/17/2005
05:38

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Tim Robbins

Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
11/17/2005
02:55

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The Word - McConaughey!

Recent McConaughey news indicates that our troubled nation might be back on track!
11/17/2005
01:22

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No Good Deed

Representative Barney Frank throws his free face time on The Colbert Report back in Stephen's face.
11/17/2005
04:34

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ThreatDown - Children

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's daughter Annie has a severe case of the absolutely adorables.
11/17/2005
00:18

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Thanksgiving Vacation

Stephen dispenses some Thanksgiving cooking advice.
11/17/2005
04:34

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Stephen Settles the Debate - Science vs. Faith

Due to a miraculous coin toss, faith wins the debate against science.
11/28/2005
00:39

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Intro - 11/28/05

Stephen questions U.S. presence in Iraq, interviews quantum physicist Brian Greene, settles the debate between science and religion and reports on holiday shopping.
11/28/2005
03:23

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Viewer Phone Calls

Stephen Colbert answers viewers' questions about the troops in Iraq, the Better Know a District map and the best way to clean the American flag.
11/28/2005
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