The Colbert Report
America, Sleep Safe
Season 1 • 11/16/2005
Sleep safe, America: Stephen will protect you.
Intro - 11/15/05The Colbert ReportS1
Stephen reincarnates some Asians, calls up some viewers and talks to Al Sharpton about his plans for the next five elections.
Sayako's WeddingThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen is pretty wiped-out -- after last night's episode, he flew to Japan to attend the wedding of his friend, Princess Sayako.
Fract - Mt. RushmoreThe Colbert ReportS1
Mt. Rushmore depicts several famous people, and all of them are American.
Al SharptonThe Colbert ReportS1
Al Sharpton talks about the war in Iraq, racism and the best ways to motivate yourself to lose some weight.
Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Asian HistoryThe Colbert ReportS1
Thinking over a list of significant players in Asia's history, the only one that doesn't make it is the band, Asia.
Intro - 11/16/05The Colbert ReportS1
The Senate wants oversight of the Iraq war. What's next -- the Supreme Court interpreting a law?
Better Know a District - Colorado's 2nd - Mark UdallThe Colbert ReportS1
Failing to climb Mt. Everest on three tries doesn't make Representative Mark Udall a quitter -- there's another word for it.
On Notice/Dead to Me - Juan GabrielThe Colbert ReportS1
Latin superstar Juan Gabriel's nasty on-stage fall at a concert in Houston makes the Notice Board.
The Word - InformationThe Colbert ReportS1
The Senate wants information about President Bush's plan for the Iraq war, but he's not that kind of guy.
Matt TaibbiThe Colbert ReportS1
Matt Taibbi interviewed the former head of the Office of National Drug Policy Control while on acid, wearing a Viking costume.
America, Sleep SafeThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen will protect you from your nightmares.
Intro - 11/17/05The Colbert ReportS1
Stephen Colbert discusses the new definition of manliness and makes Tim Robbins get off the fence on Iraq.
Here Today, More TomorrowThe Colbert ReportS1
Solar power sounds impressive, but when the sun goes down, you can't turn the lights on just when you need them the most.
Tim RobbinsThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
The Word - McConaughey!The Colbert ReportS1
Recent McConaughey news indicates that our troubled nation might be back on track!
No Good DeedThe Colbert ReportS1
Representative Barney Frank throws his free face time on The Colbert Report back in Stephen's face.
ThreatDown - ChildrenThe Colbert ReportS1
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's daughter Annie has a severe case of the absolutely adorables.
Thanksgiving VacationThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen dispenses some Thanksgiving cooking advice.
Stephen Settles the Debate - Science vs. FaithThe Colbert ReportS1
Due to a miraculous coin toss, faith wins the debate against science.
Intro - 11/28/05The Colbert ReportS1
Stephen questions U.S. presence in Iraq, interviews quantum physicist Brian Greene, settles the debate between science and religion and reports on holiday shopping.
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