The Colbert Report
America, Sleep Safe
Season 1 • 11/16/2005
Sleep safe, America: Stephen will protect you.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/15/05
Stephen reincarnates some Asians, calls up some viewers and talks to Al Sharpton about his plans for the next five elections.
The Colbert ReportS1 Sayako's Wedding
Stephen is pretty wiped-out -- after last night's episode, he flew to Japan to attend the wedding of his friend, Princess Sayako.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - Mt. Rushmore
Mt. Rushmore depicts several famous people, and all of them are American.
The Colbert ReportS1 Al Sharpton
Al Sharpton talks about the war in Iraq, racism and the best ways to motivate yourself to lose some weight.
The Colbert ReportS1 Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Asian History
Thinking over a list of significant players in Asia's history, the only one that doesn't make it is the band, Asia.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/16/05
The Senate wants oversight of the Iraq war. What's next -- the Supreme Court interpreting a law?
The Colbert ReportS1 Better Know a District - Colorado's 2nd - Mark Udall
Failing to climb Mt. Everest on three tries doesn't make Representative Mark Udall a quitter -- there's another word for it.
The Colbert ReportS1 On Notice/Dead to Me - Juan Gabriel
Latin superstar Juan Gabriel's nasty on-stage fall at a concert in Houston makes the Notice Board.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Information
The Senate wants information about President Bush's plan for the Iraq war, but he's not that kind of guy.
The Colbert ReportS1 Matt Taibbi
Matt Taibbi interviewed the former head of the Office of National Drug Policy Control while on acid, wearing a Viking costume.
The Colbert ReportS1 America, Sleep Safe
Stephen will protect you from your nightmares.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/17/05
Stephen Colbert discusses the new definition of manliness and makes Tim Robbins get off the fence on Iraq.
The Colbert ReportS1 Here Today, More Tomorrow
Solar power sounds impressive, but when the sun goes down, you can't turn the lights on just when you need them the most.
The Colbert ReportS1 Tim Robbins
Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - McConaughey!
Recent McConaughey news indicates that our troubled nation might be back on track!
The Colbert ReportS1 No Good Deed
Representative Barney Frank throws his free face time on The Colbert Report back in Stephen's face.
The Colbert ReportS1 ThreatDown - Children
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's daughter Annie has a severe case of the absolutely adorables.
The Colbert ReportS1 Thanksgiving Vacation
Stephen dispenses some Thanksgiving cooking advice.
The Colbert ReportS1 Stephen Settles the Debate - Science vs. Faith
Due to a miraculous coin toss, faith wins the debate against science.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/28/05
Stephen questions U.S. presence in Iraq, interviews quantum physicist Brian Greene, settles the debate between science and religion and reports on holiday shopping.
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