The Colbert Report

Intro - 11/15/05

Season 1 • 11/15/2005

Al Sharpton will indeed make some declarations on tonight's Report.

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05:09

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CMA Buzz

Stephen is giddy with anticipation for the Country music Awards -- not to be confused with the CMT Flame Worthy Awards or the ACM awards.
11/14/2005
00:34

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Intro - 11/14/05

Terrorist bombings in Jordan may be the first sign that women have blown up the glass ceiling.
11/14/2005
00:09

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Tip Line - Flag Sticker

Call Stephen if you have a new way to display the flag on your car.
11/14/2005
04:45

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Un-American News - Shame Cotton

The Japanese are so ashamed of their prime minister's suicide attempt, they hide their ashamed faces behind shame cotton.
11/14/2005
04:14

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The Word - The Orient

George W. Bush is going to Asia, and Stephen has some pointers -- not vomiting and not bringing back any pandas are two big ones.
11/15/2005
03:46

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Formidable Opponent - Torture

Stephen explains to Stephen the pros of torture: how it can be used, how it should be used and why it's okay to feel dirty about it.
11/15/2005
02:00

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Sayako's Wedding

Stephen is pretty wiped-out -- after last night's episode, he flew to Japan to attend the wedding of his friend, Princess Sayako.
11/15/2005
00:08

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Fract - Mt. Rushmore

Mt. Rushmore depicts several famous people, and all of them are American.
11/15/2005
04:46

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Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton talks about the war in Iraq, racism and the best ways to motivate yourself to lose some weight.
11/15/2005
04:04

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Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Asian History

Thinking over a list of significant players in Asia's history, the only one that doesn't make it is the band, Asia.
11/15/2005
00:31

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Intro - 11/15/05

Stephen reincarnates some Asians, calls up some viewers and talks to Al Sharpton about his plans for the next five elections.
11/15/2005
00:34

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Intro - 11/16/05

The Senate wants oversight of the Iraq war. What's next -- the Supreme Court interpreting a law?
11/16/2005
06:43

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Better Know a District - Colorado's 2nd - Mark Udall

Failing to climb Mt. Everest on three tries doesn't make Representative Mark Udall a quitter -- there's another word for it.
11/16/2005
02:54

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On Notice/Dead to Me - Juan Gabriel

Latin superstar Juan Gabriel's nasty on-stage fall at a concert in Houston makes the Notice Board.
11/16/2005
03:23

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The Word - Information

The Senate wants information about President Bush's plan for the Iraq war, but he's not that kind of guy.
11/16/2005
05:49

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Matt Taibbi

Matt Taibbi interviewed the former head of the Office of National Drug Policy Control while on acid, wearing a Viking costume.
11/16/2005
00:14

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America, Sleep Safe

Stephen will protect you from your nightmares.
11/16/2005
00:33

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Intro - 11/17/05

Stephen Colbert discusses the new definition of manliness and makes Tim Robbins get off the fence on Iraq.
11/17/2005
04:36

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Here Today, More Tomorrow

Solar power sounds impressive, but when the sun goes down, you can't turn the lights on just when you need them the most.
11/17/2005
05:38

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Tim Robbins

Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
11/17/2005
02:55

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The Word - McConaughey!

Recent McConaughey news indicates that our troubled nation might be back on track!
11/17/2005
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