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Intro - 11/15/05
Season 1 • 11/15/2005
Al Sharpton will indeed make some declarations on tonight's Report.
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05:09
The Colbert Report
S1
CMA Buzz
Stephen is giddy with anticipation for the Country music Awards -- not to be confused with the CMT Flame Worthy Awards or the ACM awards.
11/14/2005
00:34
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/14/05
Terrorist bombings in Jordan may be the first sign that women have blown up the glass ceiling.
11/14/2005
00:09
The Colbert Report
S1
Tip Line - Flag Sticker
Call Stephen if you have a new way to display the flag on your car.
11/14/2005
04:45
The Colbert Report
S1
Un-American News - Shame Cotton
The Japanese are so ashamed of their prime minister's suicide attempt, they hide their ashamed faces behind shame cotton.
11/14/2005
04:14
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - The Orient
George W. Bush is going to Asia, and Stephen has some pointers -- not vomiting and not bringing back any pandas are two big ones.
11/15/2005
03:46
The Colbert Report
S1
Formidable Opponent - Torture
Stephen explains to Stephen the pros of torture: how it can be used, how it should be used and why it's okay to feel dirty about it.
11/15/2005
02:00
The Colbert Report
S1
Sayako's Wedding
Stephen is pretty wiped-out -- after last night's episode, he flew to Japan to attend the wedding of his friend, Princess Sayako.
11/15/2005
00:08
The Colbert Report
S1
Fract - Mt. Rushmore
Mt. Rushmore depicts several famous people, and all of them are American.
11/15/2005
04:46
The Colbert Report
S1
Al Sharpton
Al Sharpton talks about the war in Iraq, racism and the best ways to motivate yourself to lose some weight.
11/15/2005
04:04
The Colbert Report
S1
Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Asian History
Thinking over a list of significant players in Asia's history, the only one that doesn't make it is the band, Asia.
11/15/2005
00:31
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/15/05
Stephen reincarnates some Asians, calls up some viewers and talks to Al Sharpton about his plans for the next five elections.
11/15/2005
00:34
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/16/05
The Senate wants oversight of the Iraq war. What's next -- the Supreme Court interpreting a law?
11/16/2005
06:43
The Colbert Report
S1
Better Know a District - Colorado's 2nd - Mark Udall
Failing to climb Mt. Everest on three tries doesn't make Representative Mark Udall a quitter -- there's another word for it.
11/16/2005
02:54
The Colbert Report
S1
On Notice/Dead to Me - Juan Gabriel
Latin superstar Juan Gabriel's nasty on-stage fall at a concert in Houston makes the Notice Board.
11/16/2005
03:23
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Information
The Senate wants information about President Bush's plan for the Iraq war, but he's not that kind of guy.
11/16/2005
05:49
The Colbert Report
S1
Matt Taibbi
Matt Taibbi interviewed the former head of the Office of National Drug Policy Control while on acid, wearing a Viking costume.
11/16/2005
00:14
The Colbert Report
S1
America, Sleep Safe
Stephen will protect you from your nightmares.
11/16/2005
00:33
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 11/17/05
Stephen Colbert discusses the new definition of manliness and makes Tim Robbins get off the fence on Iraq.
11/17/2005
04:36
The Colbert Report
S1
Here Today, More Tomorrow
Solar power sounds impressive, but when the sun goes down, you can't turn the lights on just when you need them the most.
11/17/2005
05:38
The Colbert Report
S1
Tim Robbins
Stephen asks Tim Robbins what it's like to work with Clint Eastwood and why he hates our troops.
11/17/2005
02:55
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - McConaughey!
Recent McConaughey news indicates that our troubled nation might be back on track!
11/17/2005
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