The Colbert Report
Debt Ceiling Deadline Conspiracy
Season 7 • 07/19/2011
Louie Gohmert unveils the most shocking debt ceiling deadline conspiracy theory of all.
The Colbert ReportS7 Exclusive - Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Finance - Sheila Krumholz
Sheila Krumholz refuses to disclose her Social Security number and closet skeletons despite the OpenSecrets.org stance on campaign finance transparency.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Prerecorded Episodes
Stephen can't be sure what day it is because he prerecorded all these episodes in a 96-hour meth-fueled news binge.
The Colbert ReportS7 Blood in the Water - Rupert Murdoch's News of the World Scandal
For some reason, the media continues to talk about the Rupert Murdoch piffle, so Steve Doocy blows the lid back onto the story.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - Cash Crawl
To seduce the prudent, Stephen puts the names of people who have donated to Colbert Super PAC on a cash crawl.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Finance
Sean Parnell supports Colbert Super PAC's plan to buy an elephant, but Sheila Krumholz wants to shine a light on the taint of private money.
The Colbert ReportS7 John Prendergast
John Prendergast talks about the birth of South Sudan, the creation of its flag and the oil curse that might plague its future.
The Colbert ReportS7 God Calls Rick Perry
With the tough challenges facing America, Rick Perry thinks it's time to hand it over to God and ask Him to jump in.
The Colbert ReportS7 David Carr
David Carr of the New York Times admits that papers sell based on the misery of others, but that Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. sells misery best.
The Colbert ReportS7 Newt's White Whale
With his campaign $1 million in debt, Newt Gingrich will have to abandon Moby Dick Airways and travel on Metaphorical Unattainable Goal Bus Lines.
The Colbert ReportS7 Debt Ceiling Deadline Conspiracy
The August 2nd debt ceiling deadline could be a Muslim-Nazi-Vietcong conspiracy to keep America fiscally solvent.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Reading
Stephen interrupts his reading of Michael Sandel's "Justice: What's the Right Thing to Do?" to say goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 Humanized by Pie
After Rupert Murdoch gets hit with a pie, News Corp.'s stocks spike, the English Parliament apologizes, and even the media sharks celebrating his downfall feel bad.
The Colbert ReportS7 Voter ID Laws
To safeguard against voter fraud and ensure that only the "right people" get elected, Republicans pass laws requiring voters to show government-issued photo IDs.
The Colbert ReportS7 Michael Sandel
Michael Sandel uses real-world examples to test big philosophical concepts and ethical questions about justice and cannibalism.
The Colbert ReportS7 Congressional Partisan Rancor
Allen West brings civility back to Washington by calling Debbie Wasserman Shultz a "vile coward" after she spews bile over his support for the GOP's debt reduction bill.
The Colbert ReportS7 I's on Edjukashun - Gay History & Disney English
California's school curriculum includes lesson plan-on-man action, and Disney will teach Chinese kids words like "Mickey," "Mouse," and "Sew that Mickey Mouse hoodie faster."
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Space Robot
Stephen does the space robot with a box of tissues.
The Colbert ReportS7 Death of America's Space Program
America ends its space program, making Stephen's astronauts skills as obsolete as dodo husbandry, Zune programming and American manufacturing.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 7/21/11
Schools should only teach gay history if they teach gay is history, "The Today Show" cooking segment gets out of control, and neuroscientist David Eagleman talks brains.
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