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Newt's White Whale
Season 7 • 07/19/2011
To curb expenses, Newt Gingrich should have paid his nephew in Oreo Cakesters to design his website.
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00:32
Intro - 7/18/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Everyone continues to talk about the News Corp. phone-hacking scandal, and John Prendergast discusses the two-week-old nation of South Sudan.
07/18/2011
00:31
Sign Off - Prerecorded Episodes
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen can't be sure what day it is because he prerecorded all these episodes in a 96-hour meth-fueled news binge.
07/18/2011
03:36
Blood in the Water - Rupert Murdoch's News of the World Scandal
The Colbert Report
S7
For some reason, the media continues to talk about the Rupert Murdoch piffle, so Steve Doocy blows the lid back onto the story.
07/18/2011
01:19
Colbert Super PAC - Cash Crawl
The Colbert Report
S7
To seduce the prudent, Stephen puts the names of people who have donated to Colbert Super PAC on a cash crawl.
07/18/2011
07:17
Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Finance
The Colbert Report
S7
Sean Parnell supports Colbert Super PAC's plan to buy an elephant, but Sheila Krumholz wants to shine a light on the taint of private money.
07/18/2011
04:59
John Prendergast
The Colbert Report
S7
John Prendergast talks about the birth of South Sudan, the creation of its flag and the oil curse that might plague its future.
07/18/2011
05:38
God Calls Rick Perry
The Colbert Report
S7
With the tough challenges facing America, Rick Perry thinks it's time to hand it over to God and ask Him to jump in.
07/19/2011
05:55
David Carr
The Colbert Report
S7
David Carr of the New York Times admits that papers sell based on the misery of others, but that Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. sells misery best.
07/19/2011
04:47
Debt Ceiling Deadline Conspiracy
The Colbert Report
S7
The August 2nd debt ceiling deadline could be a Muslim-Nazi-Vietcong conspiracy to keep America fiscally solvent.
07/19/2011
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen says goodnight with a wave.
07/19/2011
04:05
Newt's White Whale
The Colbert Report
S7
With his campaign $1 million in debt, Newt Gingrich will have to abandon Moby Dick Airways and travel on Metaphorical Unattainable Goal Bus Lines.
07/19/2011
00:05
Sign Off - Reading
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen interrupts his reading of Michael Sandel's "Justice: What's the Right Thing to Do?" to say goodnight.
07/20/2011
03:43
Humanized by Pie
The Colbert Report
S7
After Rupert Murdoch gets hit with a pie, News Corp.'s stocks spike, the English Parliament apologizes, and even the media sharks celebrating his downfall feel bad.
07/20/2011
06:32
Voter ID Laws
The Colbert Report
S7
To safeguard against voter fraud and ensure that only the "right people" get elected, Republicans pass laws requiring voters to show government-issued photo IDs.
07/20/2011
07:09
Michael Sandel
The Colbert Report
S7
Michael Sandel uses real-world examples to test big philosophical concepts and ethical questions about justice and cannibalism.
07/20/2011
03:14
Congressional Partisan Rancor
The Colbert Report
S7
Allen West brings civility back to Washington by calling Debbie Wasserman Shultz a "vile coward" after she spews bile over his support for the GOP's debt reduction bill.
07/20/2011
06:15
I's on Edjukashun - Gay History & Disney English
The Colbert Report
S7
California's school curriculum includes lesson plan-on-man action, and Disney will teach Chinese kids words like "Mickey," "Mouse," and "Sew that Mickey Mouse hoodie faster."
07/21/2011
00:06
Sign Off - Space Robot
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen does the space robot with a box of tissues.
07/21/2011
04:09
Death of America's Space Program
The Colbert Report
S7
America ends its space program, making Stephen's astronauts skills as obsolete as dodo husbandry, Zune programming and American manufacturing.
07/21/2011
00:34
Intro - 7/21/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Schools should only teach gay history if they teach gay is history, "The Today Show" cooking segment gets out of control, and neuroscientist David Eagleman talks brains.
07/21/2011
05:45
David Eagleman
The Colbert Report
S7
Neuroscientist David Eagleman likens the brain to a neural Parliament with different political parties that are battling it out to steer the ship of state.
07/21/2011
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