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Senior Moment - Geriatric Porn

Season 7 • 03/01/2011

Seniors can stay active by making films like, "Get on My Lawn" and "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Off."

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04:19

Tip/Wag - Joe Reed & Levi's Ex-Girlfriend Jeans
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Montana Representative Joe Reed legislates scientific fact on global warming, and Levi's introduces ex-girlfriend jeans.
02/28/2011
04:00

Art Stephen Up Challenge - Phillips de Pury Auction
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Stephen announces the Phillips de Pury auction and unveils a new artistic interpretation of his portrait in which he appears to be part duck.
02/28/2011
00:37

Intro - 2/28/11
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Stephen deals with climate change by staying inside, and Michael Scheuer has no trouble finding a publisher for his book about Osama bin Laden.
02/28/2011
04:27

Anonymous Hacks The Colbert Report
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It's no surprise that Anonymous hacked The Colbert Report since they've been hacking Stephen's bathroom scale for years.
02/28/2011
05:55

Michael Scheuer
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Michael Scheuer believes the war on terror has barely begun because the American people don't have a clue about why they're being attacked.
02/28/2011
06:56

Evan Osnos
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Evan Osnos believes America needs to be working as hard as China if it wants to come up with the next big technological idea.
03/01/2011
04:02

Muammar al-Gaddafi Competes With Charlie Sheen
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Muammar al-Gaddafi tries to grab the limelight back from Charlie Sheen by sitting down with Christiane Amanpour.
03/01/2011
00:34

Intro - 3/1/11
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Stephen looks at the growing gap between rich and poor, addresses America's elderly and talks to Evan Osnos about the Oscars.
03/01/2011
04:38

The Word - New Country for Old Men
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The newly formed America Plus will still maintain normal diplomatic relations with poor America.
03/01/2011
00:24

Sign Off - Welcome Zachary Paul Dahm
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Stephen welcomes the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Zachary Paul Dahm.
03/01/2011
03:51

Senior Moment - Geriatric Porn
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It's time for America's freeloading seniors to turn on the camera and start giving each other the early bird special.
03/01/2011
02:26

Eulogy Spot
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Pope Benedict XVI doesn't blame the Jews for Jesus' death, and anti-Obama obituaries give a new voice to America's silent majority.
03/02/2011
01:25

Sign Off - Demise of the White Pages
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Stephen honors the passing of the greatest American book since the Bible.
03/02/2011
04:23

Wisconsin Prank Call Bill
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Bill O'Reilly shows violent footage while talking about the peaceful Wisconsin teachers' union protests, and Republicans sponsor a bill that will prohibit prank calls.
03/02/2011
05:11

The Word - Economic Boom
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The defense budget cannot get cut because making instruments of destruction is as American as napalm pie.
03/02/2011
00:33

Intro - 3/2/11
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Stephen hopes he's not the surprise on the obituary page, and Harry Connick, Jr. won't be tickling the ivories.
03/02/2011
05:30

Mark Moffett
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Mark Moffett says plants need an animal intermediary to carry the pollen to the next plant and do the deed.
03/03/2011
02:28

Fox News Suspends Contributors
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Fox News sets a bad precedent by suspending two contributors who might be running for president.
03/03/2011
06:43

Ice Cream Fight with Jimmy Fallon
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The only way to settle the fight between Jimmy Fallon and Stephen is with an ice cream eating contest.
03/03/2011
04:36

Ice Cream Hallucination With Jimmy Fallon
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Jimmy Fallon and Stephen enter into an altered state of butter pe-consciousness so they can learn to be friends.
03/03/2011
00:10

Sign Off - Late Night Snack
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Stephen's got to say that Jimmy Fallon's Late Night Snack flavor is pretty good.
03/03/2011
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