The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/1/11
Season 7 • 03/01/2011
Stephen wonders if America can throw the middle class down the growing gap between rich and poor.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tip/Wag - Joe Reed & Levi's Ex-Girlfriend Jeans
Montana Representative Joe Reed legislates scientific fact on global warming, and Levi's introduces ex-girlfriend jeans.
The Colbert ReportS7 Art Stephen Up Challenge - Phillips de Pury Auction
Stephen announces the Phillips de Pury auction and unveils a new artistic interpretation of his portrait in which he appears to be part duck.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 2/28/11
Stephen deals with climate change by staying inside, and Michael Scheuer has no trouble finding a publisher for his book about Osama bin Laden.
The Colbert ReportS7 Anonymous Hacks The Colbert Report
It's no surprise that Anonymous hacked The Colbert Report since they've been hacking Stephen's bathroom scale for years.
The Colbert ReportS7 Michael Scheuer
Michael Scheuer believes the war on terror has barely begun because the American people don't have a clue about why they're being attacked.
The Colbert ReportS7 Evan Osnos
Evan Osnos believes America needs to be working as hard as China if it wants to come up with the next big technological idea.
The Colbert ReportS7 Muammar al-Gaddafi Competes With Charlie Sheen
Muammar al-Gaddafi tries to grab the limelight back from Charlie Sheen by sitting down with Christiane Amanpour.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - New Country for Old Men
The newly formed America Plus will still maintain normal diplomatic relations with poor America.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Welcome Zachary Paul Dahm
Stephen welcomes the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Zachary Paul Dahm.
The Colbert ReportS7 Senior Moment - Geriatric Porn
It's time for America's freeloading seniors to turn on the camera and start giving each other the early bird special.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 3/1/11
Stephen looks at the growing gap between rich and poor, addresses America's elderly and talks to Evan Osnos about the Oscars.
The Colbert ReportS7 Eulogy Spot
Pope Benedict XVI doesn't blame the Jews for Jesus' death, and anti-Obama obituaries give a new voice to America's silent majority.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Demise of the White Pages
Stephen honors the passing of the greatest American book since the Bible.
The Colbert ReportS7 Wisconsin Prank Call Bill
Bill O'Reilly shows violent footage while talking about the peaceful Wisconsin teachers' union protests, and Republicans sponsor a bill that will prohibit prank calls.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Economic Boom
The defense budget cannot get cut because making instruments of destruction is as American as napalm pie.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 3/2/11
Stephen hopes he's not the surprise on the obituary page, and Harry Connick, Jr. won't be tickling the ivories.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mark Moffett
Mark Moffett says plants need an animal intermediary to carry the pollen to the next plant and do the deed.
The Colbert ReportS7 Fox News Suspends Contributors
Fox News sets a bad precedent by suspending two contributors who might be running for president.
The Colbert ReportS7 Ice Cream Fight with Jimmy Fallon
The only way to settle the fight between Jimmy Fallon and Stephen is with an ice cream eating contest.
The Colbert ReportS7 Ice Cream Hallucination With Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon and Stephen enter into an altered state of butter pe-consciousness so they can learn to be friends.
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