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Sign Off - Welcome Zachary Paul Dahm

Season 7 • 03/01/2011

Stephen welcomes baby Zachary Paul Dahm to the Colbert Nation.

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04:19

The Colbert ReportS7
Tip/Wag - Joe Reed & Levi's Ex-Girlfriend Jeans

Montana Representative Joe Reed legislates scientific fact on global warming, and Levi's introduces ex-girlfriend jeans.
02/28/2011
04:00

The Colbert ReportS7
Art Stephen Up Challenge - Phillips de Pury Auction

Stephen announces the Phillips de Pury auction and unveils a new artistic interpretation of his portrait in which he appears to be part duck.
02/28/2011
00:37

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 2/28/11

Stephen deals with climate change by staying inside, and Michael Scheuer has no trouble finding a publisher for his book about Osama bin Laden.
02/28/2011
04:27

The Colbert ReportS7
Anonymous Hacks The Colbert Report

It's no surprise that Anonymous hacked The Colbert Report since they've been hacking Stephen's bathroom scale for years.
02/28/2011
05:55

The Colbert ReportS7
Michael Scheuer

Michael Scheuer believes the war on terror has barely begun because the American people don't have a clue about why they're being attacked.
02/28/2011
06:56

The Colbert ReportS7
Evan Osnos

Evan Osnos believes America needs to be working as hard as China if it wants to come up with the next big technological idea.
03/01/2011
04:02

The Colbert ReportS7
Muammar al-Gaddafi Competes With Charlie Sheen

Muammar al-Gaddafi tries to grab the limelight back from Charlie Sheen by sitting down with Christiane Amanpour.
03/01/2011
00:34

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 3/1/11

Stephen looks at the growing gap between rich and poor, addresses America's elderly and talks to Evan Osnos about the Oscars.
03/01/2011
04:38

The Colbert ReportS7
The Word - New Country for Old Men

The newly formed America Plus will still maintain normal diplomatic relations with poor America.
03/01/2011
03:51

The Colbert ReportS7
Senior Moment - Geriatric Porn

It's time for America's freeloading seniors to turn on the camera and start giving each other the early bird special.
03/01/2011
00:24

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Welcome Zachary Paul Dahm

Stephen welcomes the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Zachary Paul Dahm.
03/01/2011
02:26

The Colbert ReportS7
Eulogy Spot

Pope Benedict XVI doesn't blame the Jews for Jesus' death, and anti-Obama obituaries give a new voice to America's silent majority.
03/02/2011
01:25

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Demise of the White Pages

Stephen honors the passing of the greatest American book since the Bible.
03/02/2011
04:23

The Colbert ReportS7
Wisconsin Prank Call Bill

Bill O'Reilly shows violent footage while talking about the peaceful Wisconsin teachers' union protests, and Republicans sponsor a bill that will prohibit prank calls.
03/02/2011
05:11

The Colbert ReportS7
The Word - Economic Boom

The defense budget cannot get cut because making instruments of destruction is as American as napalm pie.
03/02/2011
00:33

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 3/2/11

Stephen hopes he's not the surprise on the obituary page, and Harry Connick, Jr. won't be tickling the ivories.
03/02/2011
05:30

The Colbert ReportS7
Mark Moffett

Mark Moffett says plants need an animal intermediary to carry the pollen to the next plant and do the deed.
03/03/2011
02:28

The Colbert ReportS7
Fox News Suspends Contributors

Fox News sets a bad precedent by suspending two contributors who might be running for president.
03/03/2011
06:43

The Colbert ReportS7
Ice Cream Fight with Jimmy Fallon

The only way to settle the fight between Jimmy Fallon and Stephen is with an ice cream eating contest.
03/03/2011
04:36

The Colbert ReportS7
Ice Cream Hallucination With Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon and Stephen enter into an altered state of butter pe-consciousness so they can learn to be friends.
03/03/2011
00:10

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Late Night Snack

Stephen's got to say that Jimmy Fallon's Late Night Snack flavor is pretty good.
03/03/2011
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