The Colbert Report

Intro - 3/2/11

Season 7 • 03/02/2011

There's a new hope for American manufacturing, which is now located in Indonesia.

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06:56

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Evan Osnos

Evan Osnos believes America needs to be working as hard as China if it wants to come up with the next big technological idea.
03/01/2011
04:02

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Muammar al-Gaddafi Competes With Charlie Sheen

Muammar al-Gaddafi tries to grab the limelight back from Charlie Sheen by sitting down with Christiane Amanpour.
03/01/2011
00:34

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Intro - 3/1/11

Stephen looks at the growing gap between rich and poor, addresses America's elderly and talks to Evan Osnos about the Oscars.
03/01/2011
04:38

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The Word - New Country for Old Men

The newly formed America Plus will still maintain normal diplomatic relations with poor America.
03/01/2011
00:24

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Sign Off - Welcome Zachary Paul Dahm

Stephen welcomes the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Zachary Paul Dahm.
03/01/2011
03:51

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Senior Moment - Geriatric Porn

It's time for America's freeloading seniors to turn on the camera and start giving each other the early bird special.
03/01/2011
02:26

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Eulogy Spot

Pope Benedict XVI doesn't blame the Jews for Jesus' death, and anti-Obama obituaries give a new voice to America's silent majority.
03/02/2011
01:25

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Sign Off - Demise of the White Pages

Stephen honors the passing of the greatest American book since the Bible.
03/02/2011
04:23

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Wisconsin Prank Call Bill

Bill O'Reilly shows violent footage while talking about the peaceful Wisconsin teachers' union protests, and Republicans sponsor a bill that will prohibit prank calls.
03/02/2011
05:11

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The Word - Economic Boom

The defense budget cannot get cut because making instruments of destruction is as American as napalm pie.
03/02/2011
00:33

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Intro - 3/2/11

Stephen hopes he's not the surprise on the obituary page, and Harry Connick, Jr. won't be tickling the ivories.
03/02/2011
05:30

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Mark Moffett

Mark Moffett says plants need an animal intermediary to carry the pollen to the next plant and do the deed.
03/03/2011
02:28

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Fox News Suspends Contributors

Fox News sets a bad precedent by suspending two contributors who might be running for president.
03/03/2011
06:43

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Ice Cream Fight with Jimmy Fallon

The only way to settle the fight between Jimmy Fallon and Stephen is with an ice cream eating contest.
03/03/2011
04:36

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Ice Cream Hallucination With Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon and Stephen enter into an altered state of butter pe-consciousness so they can learn to be friends.
03/03/2011
00:10

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Sign Off - Late Night Snack

Stephen's got to say that Jimmy Fallon's Late Night Snack flavor is pretty good.
03/03/2011
06:25

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On Notice - Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee is On Notice until he says something that will get him unwanted attention on The Colbert Report.
03/07/2011
06:02

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Joshua Foer

Joshua Foer explains that having a European coach was like bringing a gun to a knife fight at the U.S. Memory Championship.
03/07/2011
02:12

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Art Stephen Up Challenge - Bid on Stephen's Portrait

Stephen invites average Americans with giant sacks of cash to bid on his portrait and unveils the latest no-prize-winning entry.
03/07/2011
02:33

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America's Next GOP Model

Every American will sort of remember where they were when Newt Gingrich almost said he might be running for president.
03/07/2011
02:45

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Stephen Wants an iPad 2

Stephen would be the appiest man in the world if Apple gave him an iPad 2 and a panini press.
03/07/2011
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