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Intro - 3/2/11
Season 7 • 03/02/2011
There's a new hope for American manufacturing, which is now located in Indonesia.
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06:56
The Colbert Report
S7
Evan Osnos
Evan Osnos believes America needs to be working as hard as China if it wants to come up with the next big technological idea.
03/01/2011
04:02
The Colbert Report
S7
Muammar al-Gaddafi Competes With Charlie Sheen
Muammar al-Gaddafi tries to grab the limelight back from Charlie Sheen by sitting down with Christiane Amanpour.
03/01/2011
00:34
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 3/1/11
Stephen looks at the growing gap between rich and poor, addresses America's elderly and talks to Evan Osnos about the Oscars.
03/01/2011
04:38
The Colbert Report
S7
The Word - New Country for Old Men
The newly formed America Plus will still maintain normal diplomatic relations with poor America.
03/01/2011
00:24
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Welcome Zachary Paul Dahm
Stephen welcomes the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Zachary Paul Dahm.
03/01/2011
03:51
The Colbert Report
S7
Senior Moment - Geriatric Porn
It's time for America's freeloading seniors to turn on the camera and start giving each other the early bird special.
03/01/2011
02:26
The Colbert Report
S7
Eulogy Spot
Pope Benedict XVI doesn't blame the Jews for Jesus' death, and anti-Obama obituaries give a new voice to America's silent majority.
03/02/2011
01:25
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Demise of the White Pages
Stephen honors the passing of the greatest American book since the Bible.
03/02/2011
04:23
The Colbert Report
S7
Wisconsin Prank Call Bill
Bill O'Reilly shows violent footage while talking about the peaceful Wisconsin teachers' union protests, and Republicans sponsor a bill that will prohibit prank calls.
03/02/2011
05:11
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S7
The Word - Economic Boom
The defense budget cannot get cut because making instruments of destruction is as American as napalm pie.
03/02/2011
00:33
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 3/2/11
Stephen hopes he's not the surprise on the obituary page, and Harry Connick, Jr. won't be tickling the ivories.
03/02/2011
05:30
The Colbert Report
S7
Mark Moffett
Mark Moffett says plants need an animal intermediary to carry the pollen to the next plant and do the deed.
03/03/2011
02:28
The Colbert Report
S7
Fox News Suspends Contributors
Fox News sets a bad precedent by suspending two contributors who might be running for president.
03/03/2011
06:43
The Colbert Report
S7
Ice Cream Fight with Jimmy Fallon
The only way to settle the fight between Jimmy Fallon and Stephen is with an ice cream eating contest.
03/03/2011
04:36
The Colbert Report
S7
Ice Cream Hallucination With Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon and Stephen enter into an altered state of butter pe-consciousness so they can learn to be friends.
03/03/2011
00:10
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Late Night Snack
Stephen's got to say that Jimmy Fallon's Late Night Snack flavor is pretty good.
03/03/2011
06:25
The Colbert Report
S7
On Notice - Mike Huckabee
Mike Huckabee is On Notice until he says something that will get him unwanted attention on The Colbert Report.
03/07/2011
06:02
The Colbert Report
S7
Joshua Foer
Joshua Foer explains that having a European coach was like bringing a gun to a knife fight at the U.S. Memory Championship.
03/07/2011
02:12
The Colbert Report
S7
Art Stephen Up Challenge - Bid on Stephen's Portrait
Stephen invites average Americans with giant sacks of cash to bid on his portrait and unveils the latest no-prize-winning entry.
03/07/2011
02:33
The Colbert Report
S7
America's Next GOP Model
Every American will sort of remember where they were when Newt Gingrich almost said he might be running for president.
03/07/2011
02:45
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen Wants an iPad 2
Stephen would be the appiest man in the world if Apple gave him an iPad 2 and a panini press.
03/07/2011
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