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Season 7 • 03/03/2011
Mark Moffett believes that bees are the hardest working domesticated animals.
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03:51
The Colbert Report
S7
Senior Moment - Geriatric Porn
It's time for America's freeloading seniors to turn on the camera and start giving each other the early bird special.
03/01/2011
02:26
The Colbert Report
S7
Eulogy Spot
Pope Benedict XVI doesn't blame the Jews for Jesus' death, and anti-Obama obituaries give a new voice to America's silent majority.
03/02/2011
01:25
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Demise of the White Pages
Stephen honors the passing of the greatest American book since the Bible.
03/02/2011
04:23
The Colbert Report
S7
Wisconsin Prank Call Bill
Bill O'Reilly shows violent footage while talking about the peaceful Wisconsin teachers' union protests, and Republicans sponsor a bill that will prohibit prank calls.
03/02/2011
05:11
The Colbert Report
S7
The Word - Economic Boom
The defense budget cannot get cut because making instruments of destruction is as American as napalm pie.
03/02/2011
00:33
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 3/2/11
Stephen hopes he's not the surprise on the obituary page, and Harry Connick, Jr. won't be tickling the ivories.
03/02/2011
02:28
The Colbert Report
S7
Fox News Suspends Contributors
Fox News sets a bad precedent by suspending two contributors who might be running for president.
03/03/2011
06:43
The Colbert Report
S7
Ice Cream Fight with Jimmy Fallon
The only way to settle the fight between Jimmy Fallon and Stephen is with an ice cream eating contest.
03/03/2011
04:36
The Colbert Report
S7
Ice Cream Hallucination With Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon and Stephen enter into an altered state of butter pe-consciousness so they can learn to be friends.
03/03/2011
00:10
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Late Night Snack
Stephen's got to say that Jimmy Fallon's Late Night Snack flavor is pretty good.
03/03/2011
05:30
The Colbert Report
S7
Mark Moffett
Mark Moffett says plants need an animal intermediary to carry the pollen to the next plant and do the deed.
03/03/2011
06:25
The Colbert Report
S7
On Notice - Mike Huckabee
Mike Huckabee is On Notice until he says something that will get him unwanted attention on The Colbert Report.
03/07/2011
06:02
The Colbert Report
S7
Joshua Foer
Joshua Foer explains that having a European coach was like bringing a gun to a knife fight at the U.S. Memory Championship.
03/07/2011
02:12
The Colbert Report
S7
Art Stephen Up Challenge - Bid on Stephen's Portrait
Stephen invites average Americans with giant sacks of cash to bid on his portrait and unveils the latest no-prize-winning entry.
03/07/2011
02:33
The Colbert Report
S7
America's Next GOP Model
Every American will sort of remember where they were when Newt Gingrich almost said he might be running for president.
03/07/2011
02:45
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen Wants an iPad 2
Stephen would be the appiest man in the world if Apple gave him an iPad 2 and a panini press.
03/07/2011
00:35
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 3/7/11
Stephen reveals the first Republican to enter the presidential race, looks at Obama's past, and asks Joshua Foer where he put his car keys.
03/07/2011
03:59
The Colbert Report
S7
Light Bulb Ban - Dale Bryk
Dale Bryk says the new and improved incandescent light bulbs use less energy and will put a dent in the deficit.
03/08/2011
00:37
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Welcome Zoe Simone Sanchez
Stephen is sure Zoe Simone Sanchez is wearing a limited edition Vera Wang onesie.
03/08/2011
06:03
The Colbert Report
S7
Dan Sinker
Dan Sinker questions the sanity of anyone who actually thought he was Rahm Emanuel on Twitter.
03/08/2011
02:13
The Colbert Report
S7
Happy Mardi Gras & International Women's Day
Stephen celebrates women's regrettable self-exposure and their achievements on Mardi Gras Day.
03/08/2011
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