The Colbert Report
Andy Schlafly
Season 5 E 156 • 12/08/2009
Andy Schlafly invites the best of the public to translate the Bible on Conservapedia.

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00:33
The Colbert ReportS5 E4
Intro - 1/8/09
Does God speak directly to us? Stephen will tell you His answer.
01/08/2009
04:40
The Colbert ReportS5 E4
Yahweh or No Way - Roland Burris
You can hear Rod Blagojevich's entire conversation with God on the FBI wiretap.
01/08/2009
01:24
The Colbert ReportS5 E4
Exclusive - Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz Pt. 1
Stephen gives Congressman Jason Chaffetz a facial.
01/08/2009
01:29
The Colbert ReportS5 E4
Exclusive - Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz Pt. 2
Stephen Colbert and Congressman Jason Chaffetz play the Rock Band version of "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)."
01/08/2009
03:24
The Colbert ReportS5 E4
Leg Wrestling Rematch
Stephen will take on Jason Chaffetz and the entire KSTU Fox 13 news team.
01/08/2009
00:12
The Colbert ReportS5 E4
A Really Good Book
Stephen remarks on his really good book.
01/08/2009
02:35
The Colbert ReportS5 E5
Stephen Jr. on Christmas Eve
Stephen Jr. is spotted on Christmas eve getting ready to fly around the world delivering the gift of yuletide joy and rodent parts.
01/12/2009
04:30
The Colbert ReportS5 E5
Bush's Last Press Conference
When it comes to connecting the dots, President Bush can't win.
01/12/2009
05:40
The Colbert ReportS5 E5
The Word - Sweet Smell of Success
Axe body spray works for awkward teenage males, so it should work for the economy.
01/12/2009
00:12
The Colbert ReportS5 E5
A Lot More to Say
Stephen will give you some time for your eardrums to scab over.
01/12/2009
06:09
The Colbert ReportS5 E5
Anthony Romero
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
01/12/2009
00:36
The Colbert ReportS5 E5
Intro - 1/12/09
In his last press conference, President Bush admits to the biggest mistake of his presidency: holding press conferences.
01/12/2009
00:30
The Colbert ReportS5 E6
Intro - 1/13/09
Russians cut off the natural gas pipeline to Europe in the most boring James Bond plotline ever.
01/13/2009
00:17
The Colbert ReportS5 E6
That's All the Time We Have
That's all the time we have for tonight, tomorrow night, and last night's show.
01/13/2009
05:44
The Colbert ReportS5 E6
Cold War Update - Cuba
If we open up relations with Cuba, the allure of rum, mambo and spicy Latinas could prove irresistible.
01/13/2009
02:40
The Colbert ReportS5 E6
Bush Presidency Aged Us
The Bush presidency has aged everyone, including Stephen.
01/13/2009
06:16
The Colbert ReportS5 E6
Niall Ferguson
Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
01/13/2009
04:19
The Colbert ReportS5 E6
On Notice - Limey Squirrel Eaters
Bloodthirsty blokes react to the economic downturn by eating squirrels.
01/13/2009
02:26
The Colbert ReportS5 E7
Little Victories - America's Galaxy Is Big
Good news: the Milky Way is about the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy.
01/14/2009
08:06
The Colbert ReportS5 E7
P.K. Winsome - Obama Collectibles
P.K. Winsome believes the merchandising of Barack Obama is the dream that Martin Luther King, Jr. envisioned.
01/14/2009
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