The Colbert Report
Andy Schlafly
Season 5 E 156 • 12/08/2009
Andy Schlafly invites the best of the public to translate the Bible on Conservapedia.

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04:39
The Colbert ReportS5 E155
Tip/Wag - Jonas Brothers, Fox News & Japanese Burger King
The Jonas Brothers promote the Xbox 360, Fox News enforces a new accuracy pledge, and Japanese Burger Kings sell a Windows 7 Whopper.
12/07/2009
02:05
The Colbert ReportS5 E155
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Tongue-Eating Parasite
Scientists discover a parasitic fish off the coast of New Jersey that survives by eating and replacing the host's tongue.
12/07/2009
04:49
The Colbert ReportS5 E155
Bill T. Jones
Bill T. Jones describes how Fela Kuti fought against the Nigerian government with his music.
12/07/2009
00:35
The Colbert ReportS5 E155
Intro - 12/7/09
Stephen inflates his neck pouch to scare off predators and wonders what Disney movie "Fela!" is based on.
12/07/2009
03:04
The Colbert ReportS5 E155
Who's Attacking Me Now? - G. Edward DeSeve
Stefan Colburt will fight G. Edward DeSeve anywhere in America, like Rhode Island's 65th District.
12/07/2009
05:02
The Colbert ReportS5 E156
Fed's Dead - Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders doesn't want the government to run everything, but he calls for a fairer distribution of wealth and income.
12/08/2009
00:31
The Colbert ReportS5 E156
Intro - 12/8/09
Ben Bernanke may lose his job, and Andy Schlafly creates a conservative version of Wikipedia.
12/08/2009
00:02
The Colbert ReportS5 E156
Sign Off - Goodnight
That's it for the show, everybody.
12/08/2009
05:32
The Colbert ReportS5 E156
Fed's Dead
People like Bernie Sanders want to pull down the Federal Reserve's pantaloons to look at its fiscal naughty parts.
12/08/2009
01:22
The Colbert ReportS5 E156
How Far Good Parents Will Go
It's sad when only six percent of parents would knock someone over to grab the last toy for their kids.
12/08/2009
07:18
The Colbert ReportS5 E156
Andy Schlafly
Andy Schlafly invites the best of the public to translate the Bible on Conservapedia.
12/08/2009
00:06
The Colbert ReportS5 E157
Sign Off - Goodnight With Krampus
Stephen says goodnight as Krampus shakes his rusty chains.
12/09/2009
06:52
The Colbert ReportS5 E157
Matt Taibbi
Matt Taibbi discusses Goldman Sachs' unprecedented access and influence on the government.
12/09/2009
04:35
The Colbert ReportS5 E157
The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Hallmark & Krampus
Hallmark encourages people to buy greeting cards instead of presents, and the Christmas Krampus visits Stephen.
12/09/2009
00:35
The Colbert ReportS5 E157
Intro - 12/9/09
The GOP can't decide whether it's white or translucent, and Matt Taibbi says Goldman Sachs controls the government.
12/09/2009
02:09
The Colbert ReportS5 E157
Monkey ThreatDown - Holes & Banana Too High
Stephen appeals to the prized monkey demographic by presenting a Monkey ThreatDown.
12/09/2009
05:17
The Colbert ReportS5 E157
The Word - Grand Old Purity
The GOP must put moderate Republicans in situations that reveal their true beliefs, like in the movie "Saw."
12/09/2009
02:15
The Colbert ReportS5 E158
Skate Expectations - Bobsled Team Tryouts
Stephen wants to be part of the U.S. bobsledding team, which is comprised of one driver, one brakeman and two human airbags.
12/10/2009
00:02
The Colbert ReportS5 E158
Sign Off - Goodnight
That's it for the show, everybody.
12/10/2009
00:39
The Colbert ReportS5 E158
Exclusive - Skate Expectations - Bobsled Team Tryouts Pt. 2
The members of the U.S. Bobsled Team discuss the importance of sitting in their sport.
12/10/2009
00:53
The Colbert ReportS5 E158
Exclusive - Skate Expectations - Bobsled Team Tryouts Pt. 3
Stephen tells his bobsled driver to keep the windows up in case things get a little crazy in the back.
12/10/2009
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