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Andy Schlafly
Season 5 • 12/08/2009
Andy Schlafly takes the Internet back for conservatives with Conservapedia.
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04:39
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - Jonas Brothers, Fox News & Japanese Burger King
The Jonas Brothers promote the Xbox 360, Fox News enforces a new accuracy pledge, and Japanese Burger Kings sell a Windows 7 Whopper.
12/07/2009
02:05
The Colbert Report
S5
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Tongue-Eating Parasite
Scientists discover a parasitic fish off the coast of New Jersey that survives by eating and replacing the host's tongue.
12/07/2009
04:49
The Colbert Report
S5
Bill T. Jones
Bill T. Jones describes how Fela Kuti fought against the Nigerian government with his music.
12/07/2009
00:35
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 12/7/09
Stephen inflates his neck pouch to scare off predators and wonders what Disney movie "Fela!" is based on.
12/07/2009
03:04
The Colbert Report
S5
Who's Attacking Me Now? - G. Edward DeSeve
Stefan Colburt will fight G. Edward DeSeve anywhere in America, like Rhode Island's 65th District.
12/07/2009
05:02
The Colbert Report
S5
Fed's Dead - Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders doesn't want the government to run everything, but he calls for a fairer distribution of wealth and income.
12/08/2009
00:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 12/8/09
Ben Bernanke may lose his job, and Andy Schlafly creates a conservative version of Wikipedia.
12/08/2009
00:02
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Goodnight
That's it for the show, everybody.
12/08/2009
05:32
The Colbert Report
S5
Fed's Dead
People like Bernie Sanders want to pull down the Federal Reserve's pantaloons to look at its fiscal naughty parts.
12/08/2009
01:22
The Colbert Report
S5
How Far Good Parents Will Go
It's sad when only six percent of parents would knock someone over to grab the last toy for their kids.
12/08/2009
07:18
The Colbert Report
S5
Andy Schlafly
Andy Schlafly invites the best of the public to translate the Bible on Conservapedia.
12/08/2009
00:06
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Goodnight With Krampus
Stephen says goodnight as Krampus shakes his rusty chains.
12/09/2009
06:52
The Colbert Report
S5
Matt Taibbi
Matt Taibbi discusses Goldman Sachs' unprecedented access and influence on the government.
12/09/2009
04:35
The Colbert Report
S5
The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Hallmark & Krampus
Hallmark encourages people to buy greeting cards instead of presents, and the Christmas Krampus visits Stephen.
12/09/2009
00:35
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 12/9/09
The GOP can't decide whether it's white or translucent, and Matt Taibbi says Goldman Sachs controls the government.
12/09/2009
02:09
The Colbert Report
S5
Monkey ThreatDown - Holes & Banana Too High
Stephen appeals to the prized monkey demographic by presenting a Monkey ThreatDown.
12/09/2009
05:17
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Grand Old Purity
The GOP must put moderate Republicans in situations that reveal their true beliefs, like in the movie "Saw."
12/09/2009
02:15
The Colbert Report
S5
Skate Expectations - Bobsled Team Tryouts
Stephen wants to be part of the U.S. bobsledding team, which is comprised of one driver, one brakeman and two human airbags.
12/10/2009
00:02
The Colbert Report
S5
Sign Off - Goodnight
That's it for the show, everybody.
12/10/2009
06:41
The Colbert Report
S5
Lara Logan
Lara Logan weighs in on Obama's complex plan in Afghanistan and explains why Osama bin Laden hasn't been captured.
12/10/2009
05:54
The Colbert Report
S5
Skate Expectations - Bobsled Team Tryouts - Team Night Train
The members of Team Night Train teach Stephen how to push and ride his way to glory.
12/10/2009
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