The Colbert Report

Bill T. Jones

Season 5 • 12/07/2009

Bill T. Jones suggests listening to Fela Kuti's music with your head and your hips.

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The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 12/3/09

Tiger Woods says he's sorry, Stephen has Olympic fever, and Janet Napolitano isn't securing the homeland.
12/03/2009
02:34

The Colbert ReportS5
Tiger's Tale

Tiger Woods didn't realize that cheating is a sacred institution between one man, one woman and one other woman.
12/03/2009
05:26

The Colbert ReportS5
Skate Expectations - Skeleton Team Tryouts - Zach Lund

Zach Lund gives Stephen the history of skeleton racing before helping him try out for the Olympic team.
12/03/2009
06:04

The Colbert ReportS5
Janet Napolitano

Janet Napolitano discusses America's border security and explains why she doesn't believe in the color-coded terror alert level.
12/03/2009
00:25

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Welcome Sean Julien

Stephen welcomes the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Sean Julien.
12/03/2009
04:30

The Colbert ReportS5
Skate Expectations - Skeleton Team Tryouts

Stephen isn't attending the Vancouver Olympics just to ombud -- he's going as a member of the U.S. Olympic team.
12/03/2009
04:39

The Colbert ReportS5
Tip/Wag - Jonas Brothers, Fox News & Japanese Burger King

The Jonas Brothers promote the Xbox 360, Fox News enforces a new accuracy pledge, and Japanese Burger Kings sell a Windows 7 Whopper.
12/07/2009
02:05

The Colbert ReportS5
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Tongue-Eating Parasite

Scientists discover a parasitic fish off the coast of New Jersey that survives by eating and replacing the host's tongue.
12/07/2009
00:35

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 12/7/09

Stephen inflates his neck pouch to scare off predators and wonders what Disney movie "Fela!" is based on.
12/07/2009
03:04

The Colbert ReportS5
Who's Attacking Me Now? - G. Edward DeSeve

Stefan Colburt will fight G. Edward DeSeve anywhere in America, like Rhode Island's 65th District.
12/07/2009
04:49

The Colbert ReportS5
Bill T. Jones

Bill T. Jones describes how Fela Kuti fought against the Nigerian government with his music.
12/07/2009
05:02

The Colbert ReportS5
Fed's Dead - Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders doesn't want the government to run everything, but he calls for a fairer distribution of wealth and income.
12/08/2009
07:18

The Colbert ReportS5
Andy Schlafly

Andy Schlafly invites the best of the public to translate the Bible on Conservapedia.
12/08/2009
00:31

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 12/8/09

Ben Bernanke may lose his job, and Andy Schlafly creates a conservative version of Wikipedia.
12/08/2009
00:02

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for the show, everybody.
12/08/2009
05:32

The Colbert ReportS5
Fed's Dead

People like Bernie Sanders want to pull down the Federal Reserve's pantaloons to look at its fiscal naughty parts.
12/08/2009
01:22

The Colbert ReportS5
How Far Good Parents Will Go

It's sad when only six percent of parents would knock someone over to grab the last toy for their kids.
12/08/2009
00:06

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Goodnight With Krampus

Stephen says goodnight as Krampus shakes his rusty chains.
12/09/2009
06:52

The Colbert ReportS5
Matt Taibbi

Matt Taibbi discusses Goldman Sachs' unprecedented access and influence on the government.
12/09/2009
04:35

The Colbert ReportS5
The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Hallmark & Krampus

Hallmark encourages people to buy greeting cards instead of presents, and the Christmas Krampus visits Stephen.
12/09/2009
00:35

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 12/9/09

The GOP can't decide whether it's white or translucent, and Matt Taibbi says Goldman Sachs controls the government.
12/09/2009
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