The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 5 • 04/09/2001

A man is arrested in New York for spraying feces on restaurant buffets.

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Headlines - Days of Tundra

The Inuit language contains a few dozen terms for snow, countless words to describe indigenous species and, now, several hundred ways to say "we're screwed."
04/05/2001
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Analogy

Stephen Colbert draws an analogy between a tense international incident between the U.S. and China and two teenage girls who got sprayed with poop.
04/09/2001
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Moment of Zen - Dick Cheney's Butcher

Dick Cheney claims to be a paragon of health on "Meet the Press."
04/09/2001
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Intro - Jon's Absence

Jon offers a few explanations for his two-week long absence from The Daily Show.
04/09/2001
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Interview

Steve Carell interrupts Jon, who suspects he secretly wants to do the interview.
04/09/2001
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Toss to Commerical

Steve Carell thinks Jon could find a better way to toss to commercial.
04/09/2001
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Recap - 4/9/01

Jon revisits tonight's top story on teenage girls sprayed with poop.
04/09/2001
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Paul Reubens

Paul Reubens talks about playing a bisexual Marine coke dealer in the movie "Blow."
04/09/2001
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Unthinkable Loss and Spirit-Crushing Sadness

Tragedy strikes Muskegon, MI when resident Bob Richardson loses his coat.
04/09/2001
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Headlines - Yo! MTV Craps

Two 13-year-old girls sue MTV for spraying them with diluted fecal matter during a taping of "Dude, This Sucks."
04/09/2001
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Headlines - Zagat

A man is arrested in New York for spraying feces on restaurant buffets, while Steve Carell thinks he'd like to try and host the show again.
04/09/2001
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Moment of Zen - FCC Regulations

Mo Rocca is very annoyed to have lost his toilet rap.
04/10/2001
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Bob Costas

Bob Costas and Jon talk about Vince McMahon style morality plays and baseball.
04/10/2001
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
We Love Showbiz - Material Mom

Steve Carell and Nancy Walls take a look at Hollywood couples, Madonna's maternal qualities and what Pat O'Brien is up to.
04/10/2001
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Porn to Run

Rob Black knows that the capital of Los Angeles is Sacramento and can name ten terms for a vagina.
04/10/2001
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Shock Block

Ripple effects of landmark 1994 Supreme Court case FCC v. Sergeant Vagina Face are being felt on the airwaves.
04/10/2001
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Headlines - Worth Case Scenario

In the new Bush budget, no child will be left behind in admiring the Pentagon's new missile system.
04/10/2001
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DeGeneres - Budget Misallocation

Vance DeGeneres uses an ancient Burmese art of calculation.
04/10/2001
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Asian Gracefully - Apology

Mo Rocca translates the United States' apology to China.
04/11/2001
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Moment of Zen - Britney Spears

Britney Spears doesn't know her mic is on.
04/11/2001
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Asian Gracefully

China releases the 24 member crew of a downed spy plane. Now if we could only unlock the secrets of their fire drills.
04/11/2001
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