The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 5 • 04/09/2001
Stephen Colbert thinks MTV defused the poop incident in a stroke of diplomatic genius.
Headlines - Days of TundraThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Inuit language contains a few dozen terms for snow, countless words to describe indigenous species and, now, several hundred ways to say "we're screwed."
Moment of Zen - Dick Cheney's ButcherThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Dick Cheney claims to be a paragon of health on "Meet the Press."
Intro - Jon's AbsenceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon offers a few explanations for his two-week long absence from The Daily Show.
InterviewThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell interrupts Jon, who suspects he secretly wants to do the interview.
Toss to CommericalThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell thinks Jon could find a better way to toss to commercial.
Recap - 4/9/01The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon revisits tonight's top story on teenage girls sprayed with poop.
Headlines - ZagatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A man is arrested in New York for spraying feces on restaurant buffets, while Steve Carell thinks he'd like to try and host the show again.
Paul ReubensThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Paul Reubens talks about playing a bisexual Marine coke dealer in the movie "Blow."
Unthinkable Loss and Spirit-Crushing SadnessThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Tragedy strikes Muskegon, MI when resident Bob Richardson loses his coat.
Headlines - Yo! MTV CrapsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Two 13-year-old girls sue MTV for spraying them with diluted fecal matter during a taping of "Dude, This Sucks."
AnalogyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stephen Colbert draws an analogy between a tense international incident between the U.S. and China and two teenage girls who got sprayed with poop.
Moment of Zen - FCC RegulationsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Mo Rocca is very annoyed to have lost his toilet rap.
Bob CostasThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Bob Costas and Jon talk about Vince McMahon style morality plays and baseball.
We Love Showbiz - Material MomThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell and Nancy Walls take a look at Hollywood couples, Madonna's maternal qualities and what Pat O'Brien is up to.
Porn to RunThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Rob Black knows that the capital of Los Angeles is Sacramento and can name ten terms for a vagina.
Shock BlockThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Ripple effects of landmark 1994 Supreme Court case FCC v. Sergeant Vagina Face are being felt on the airwaves.
Headlines - Worth Case ScenarioThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
In the new Bush budget, no child will be left behind in admiring the Pentagon's new missile system.
DeGeneres - Budget MisallocationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Vance DeGeneres uses an ancient Burmese art of calculation.
Asian Gracefully - ApologyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Mo Rocca translates the United States' apology to China.
Moment of Zen - Britney SpearsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Britney Spears doesn't know her mic is on.
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