The Colbert Report
Times Square Terrorism
Season 6 • 05/03/2010
Terrorists don't just hate us for our freedom -- now they hate us for our souvenirs of freedom.
Sign Off - Chief Wandering Meadow's HeaddressThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wears the headdress of his Native American spirit guide, Chief Wandering Meadow.
Tip/Wag - Scientists & KFCThe Colbert ReportS6
Scientists demystify the fabled Palouse earthworm, and KFC sells pink buckets of fried chicken to raise money for breast cancer.
California's Proposition 14 - Abel MaldonadoThe Colbert ReportS6
Charlie Crist drops out of Florida's Republican primary, and Abel Maldonado promotes California's Proposition 14.
Intro - Rube Goldberg MachineThe Colbert ReportS6
With the help of Brett Doar of Syyn Labs, Stephen starts the show with a Rube Goldberg machine.
Wind Farm & Oil SpillThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen fears for a dangerous new wind farm and doesn't understand all the fuss being made over a little oil in the ocean.
OK GoThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen asks Damian Kulash and Tim Nordwind if they ever make videos with their groupies.
Sign Off - Lady Liberty SouvenirsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wears a green foam crown and eats candy from his M&M Lady Liberty.
FDA Salt Regulation - Lori Roman & Michael JacobsonThe Colbert ReportS6
Lori Roman and Michael Jacobson debate the FDA's plan to limit the amount of salt allowed in processed food.
BP's Undersea DomeThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen demonstrates BP's plan to clean up the oil leak with a fish bowl, a bag of oil and a pair of nose hair clippers.
Elizabeth WarrenThe Colbert ReportS6
Elizabeth Warren supports financial regulation that will put rules back in place and rein Wall Street in a little bit.
Times Square TerrorismThe Colbert ReportS6
They may take our safety and security, but they will never take our rhinestone-studded Big Apple thongs and porn shop anal beads.
Boom! Doesn't Go the DynamiteThe Colbert ReportS6
The FBI releases the audio of Faisal Shahzad's last-minute phone call to the Taliban prior to his arrest.
Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Time TravelThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen "Hef on Wheels" Hawking wouldn't go back in time to kill Hitler or save Jesus -- he'd tag Marilyn Monroe in her prime.
Mark MoffettThe Colbert ReportS6
Mark Moffett describes the elaborate social structures of ants that include market economies and nationalism.
The Word - Flight RiskThe Colbert ReportS6
Michael J. Fox interrupts Stephen so they can talk about his new book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future."
Intro - 5/4/10The Colbert ReportS6
Authorities capture the attempted Times Square bombing suspect, and Mark Moffett says humans have a lot in common with ants.
Sign Off - Michael J. Fox Gets Locked InThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wishes he had time to talk to Michael J. Fox about his book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future."
Sign Off - Dancing With JulianThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen dances with Julian, the new cameraman he found on Rentboy.com.
Dave IsayThe Colbert ReportS6
Dave Isay has learned that moms, no matter where they come from, share a lot in common.
Intro - 5/5/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's Alpha Dog will bark your throat out, there's an enemy in your backyard, and Dave Isay discusses his book about moms.
You may also like5 Videos
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed FriendsCursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
Out of Office Explores Remote Work AbsurdityOut of Office
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary ConcertSouth ParkS25
Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.