The Colbert ReportS6 E62Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Time Travel
Stephen "Hef on Wheels" Hawking wouldn't go back in time to kill Hitler or save Jesus -- he'd tag Marilyn Monroe in her prime.
The Colbert ReportS6 E62Mark Moffett
Mark Moffett describes the elaborate social structures of ants that include market economies and nationalism.
The Colbert ReportS6 E62The Word - Flight Risk
Michael J. Fox interrupts Stephen so they can talk about his new book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future."
The Colbert ReportS6 E62Intro - 5/4/10
Authorities capture the attempted Times Square bombing suspect, and Mark Moffett says humans have a lot in common with ants.
The Colbert ReportS6 E62Sign Off - Michael J. Fox Gets Locked In
Stephen wishes he had time to talk to Michael J. Fox about his book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future."
The Colbert ReportS6 E63Sign Off - Dancing With Julian
Stephen dances with Julian, the new cameraman he found on Rentboy.com.
The Colbert ReportS6 E63Intro - 5/5/10
Stephen's Alpha Dog will bark your throat out, there's an enemy in your backyard, and Dave Isay discusses his book about moms.
The Colbert ReportS6 E63The Enemy Within - Backyard Clothesline
Neighbors fine Susan Taylor for violating subdivision rules, but nothing will stop her from drying her clothes outside.
The Colbert ReportS6 E63Alpha Dog of the Week - George Rekers
Reverend George Rekers travels to Europe with a male prostitute because he can't lift his own luggage.
The Colbert ReportS6 E63Nashville Flood Wakeboarder
The fun police bust a guy wakeboarding on top of what was once a productive Nashville business district.
The Colbert ReportS6 E63Dave Isay
Dave Isay has learned that moms, no matter where they come from, share a lot in common.
The Colbert ReportS6 E64Stewart Brand
Stewart Brand accepts the use of nuclear power because he wants to see us get off all the fossil fuels.
The Colbert ReportS6 E64White People Prayer Gap
Franklin Graham calls Islam an evil religion that practices murder, and white people are getting outprayed.
The Colbert ReportS6 E64British Election Couverage - Andrew Sullivan
As the polls close in Great Britain's parliamentary election, Andrew Sullivan predicts chaotic results.
The Colbert ReportS6 E64Movies That Are Destroying America - 2010 Summer Movie Edition
"Prince of Persia" glamorizes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "Sex and the City 2" cheats on America, and "Iron Man 2" hasn't advertised enough.
The Colbert ReportS6 E64Sign Off - The USA Today
Stephen says goodnight while reading The USA Today.
The Colbert ReportS6 E65Greece Wither Soon - Scheherazade Rehman
Scheherazade Rehman says the Germans did the right thing by bailing out Greece, but it was too little, too late.
The Colbert ReportS6 E65Oil Containment Solution Randomizer
Stephen offers BP ways to shut off the geyser in the Gulf with his Oil Containment Solution Randomizer.
The Colbert ReportS6 E65Intro - 5/10/10
Stephen thinks of ways to stop the Gulf oil spill, and Gary Johnson wants to raise money by legalizing pot.