The Colbert Report
Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Time Travel
Season 6 • 05/04/2010
Stephen Hawking wants to tag Marilyn Monroe in her prime then brag to his nerd pal Galileo.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Lady Liberty Souvenirs
Stephen wears a green foam crown and eats candy from his M&M Lady Liberty.
The Colbert ReportS6 FDA Salt Regulation - Lori Roman & Michael Jacobson
Lori Roman and Michael Jacobson debate the FDA's plan to limit the amount of salt allowed in processed food.
The Colbert ReportS6 Times Square Terrorism
They may take our safety and security, but they will never take our rhinestone-studded Big Apple thongs and porn shop anal beads.
The Colbert ReportS6 BP's Undersea Dome
Stephen demonstrates BP's plan to clean up the oil leak with a fish bowl, a bag of oil and a pair of nose hair clippers.
The Colbert ReportS6 Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren supports financial regulation that will put rules back in place and rein Wall Street in a little bit.
The Colbert ReportS6 Boom! Doesn't Go the Dynamite
The FBI releases the audio of Faisal Shahzad's last-minute phone call to the Taliban prior to his arrest.
The Colbert ReportS6 Mark Moffett
Mark Moffett describes the elaborate social structures of ants that include market economies and nationalism.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Flight Risk
Michael J. Fox interrupts Stephen so they can talk about his new book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future."
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 5/4/10
Authorities capture the attempted Times Square bombing suspect, and Mark Moffett says humans have a lot in common with ants.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Michael J. Fox Gets Locked In
Stephen wishes he had time to talk to Michael J. Fox about his book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future."
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Time Travel
Stephen "Hef on Wheels" Hawking wouldn't go back in time to kill Hitler or save Jesus -- he'd tag Marilyn Monroe in her prime.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Dancing With Julian
Stephen dances with Julian, the new cameraman he found on Rentboy.com.
The Colbert ReportS6 Dave Isay
Dave Isay has learned that moms, no matter where they come from, share a lot in common.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 5/5/10
Stephen's Alpha Dog will bark your throat out, there's an enemy in your backyard, and Dave Isay discusses his book about moms.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Enemy Within - Backyard Clothesline
Neighbors fine Susan Taylor for violating subdivision rules, but nothing will stop her from drying her clothes outside.
The Colbert ReportS6 Alpha Dog of the Week - George Rekers
Reverend George Rekers travels to Europe with a male prostitute because he can't lift his own luggage.
The Colbert ReportS6 Nashville Flood Wakeboarder
The fun police bust a guy wakeboarding on top of what was once a productive Nashville business district.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stewart Brand
Stewart Brand accepts the use of nuclear power because he wants to see us get off all the fossil fuels.
The Colbert ReportS6 White People Prayer Gap
Franklin Graham calls Islam an evil religion that practices murder, and white people are getting outprayed.
The Colbert ReportS6 British Election Couverage - Andrew Sullivan
As the polls close in Great Britain's parliamentary election, Andrew Sullivan predicts chaotic results.
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