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Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Time Travel

Season 6 • 05/04/2010

Stephen Hawking wants to tag Marilyn Monroe in her prime then brag to his nerd pal Galileo.

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00:06

Sign Off - Lady Liberty Souvenirs
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Stephen wears a green foam crown and eats candy from his M&M Lady Liberty.
05/03/2010
07:11

FDA Salt Regulation - Lori Roman & Michael Jacobson
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Lori Roman and Michael Jacobson debate the FDA's plan to limit the amount of salt allowed in processed food.
05/03/2010
03:10

Times Square Terrorism
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They may take our safety and security, but they will never take our rhinestone-studded Big Apple thongs and porn shop anal beads.
05/03/2010
03:10

BP's Undersea Dome
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Stephen demonstrates BP's plan to clean up the oil leak with a fish bowl, a bag of oil and a pair of nose hair clippers.
05/03/2010
06:06

Elizabeth Warren
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Elizabeth Warren supports financial regulation that will put rules back in place and rein Wall Street in a little bit.
05/03/2010
04:22

Boom! Doesn't Go the Dynamite
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The FBI releases the audio of Faisal Shahzad's last-minute phone call to the Taliban prior to his arrest.
05/04/2010
05:50

Mark Moffett
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Mark Moffett describes the elaborate social structures of ants that include market economies and nationalism.
05/04/2010
05:12

The Word - Flight Risk
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Michael J. Fox interrupts Stephen so they can talk about his new book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future."
05/04/2010
00:32

Intro - 5/4/10
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Authorities capture the attempted Times Square bombing suspect, and Mark Moffett says humans have a lot in common with ants.
05/04/2010
00:34

Sign Off - Michael J. Fox Gets Locked In
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Stephen wishes he had time to talk to Michael J. Fox about his book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future."
05/04/2010
03:30

Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Time Travel
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Stephen "Hef on Wheels" Hawking wouldn't go back in time to kill Hitler or save Jesus -- he'd tag Marilyn Monroe in her prime.
05/04/2010
00:16

Sign Off - Dancing With Julian
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Stephen dances with Julian, the new cameraman he found on Rentboy.com.
05/05/2010
05:26

Dave Isay
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Dave Isay has learned that moms, no matter where they come from, share a lot in common.
05/05/2010
00:34

Intro - 5/5/10
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Stephen's Alpha Dog will bark your throat out, there's an enemy in your backyard, and Dave Isay discusses his book about moms.
05/05/2010
05:38

The Enemy Within - Backyard Clothesline
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Neighbors fine Susan Taylor for violating subdivision rules, but nothing will stop her from drying her clothes outside.
05/05/2010
03:07

Alpha Dog of the Week - George Rekers
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Reverend George Rekers travels to Europe with a male prostitute because he can't lift his own luggage.
05/05/2010
03:52

Nashville Flood Wakeboarder
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The fun police bust a guy wakeboarding on top of what was once a productive Nashville business district.
05/05/2010
05:24

Stewart Brand
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Stewart Brand accepts the use of nuclear power because he wants to see us get off all the fossil fuels.
05/06/2010
01:35

White People Prayer Gap
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Franklin Graham calls Islam an evil religion that practices murder, and white people are getting outprayed.
05/06/2010
05:51

British Election Couverage - Andrew Sullivan
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As the polls close in Great Britain's parliamentary election, Andrew Sullivan predicts chaotic results.
05/06/2010
06:32

Movies That Are Destroying America - 2010 Summer Movie Edition
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"Prince of Persia" glamorizes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "Sex and the City 2" cheats on America, and "Iron Man 2" hasn't advertised enough.
05/06/2010
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