The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 03/01/2007
Stephen re-pays those who prayed for him last week with a prayer of his own.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/28/07
Anthropologist Nina Jablonski stops by to talk about skin, and attend Stephen's $10,000 a plate dinner to find out if it's getting too expensive to run for President.
The Colbert ReportS3 Obama vs. Colbert
"The Audacity of Hope" isn't quite as powerful as the Audacity of Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS3 David Geffen the Intern?
David Geffen, how would you like to be an intern on The Colbert Report?
The Colbert ReportS3 Problems Without Solutions: Stay-At-Home Dads
Don't pity these stay-at-home dads -- they volunteered to have their balls stolen from them.
The Colbert ReportS3 Profiles in Quitters - Tom Vilsack
Stephen tries to get Tom Vilsack to sell his soul to an evil corporate overlord to get money to run for president.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Tennessee's 9th - Steve Cohen
Stephen proposes to Congressman Steve Cohen that Tennessee public restrooms be co-ed and promises not to look.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/1/07
Tonight, tens of thousands pray for Stephen, exclusive coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith coverage and an interview with Larry King.
The Colbert ReportS3 Larry King
Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - All the Time
This is all the time Stephen Colbert has tonight.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Bury the Lead
Anderson Cooper, come down off your high war horse and report the stories we want to know about!
The Colbert ReportS3 Jesus #1!
Every decision Stephen made last Thursday was infused with a strong moral dimension.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mara Vanderslice
Mara Vanderslice and Stephen go head to head on which issues people of faith care about.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - You Get a Pint!
Congratulations nation, your Americone dreams have come true!
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/5/07
The Walter Reed Army Medical Center is in shambles, the stock market is plunging, and Mara Vanderslice tells Stephen how Democrats can reach out to Evangelicals.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stop the War in Congress
Members of Congress can't just look out their window to see the conditions at Walter Reed Army Medical Center; they have to get in a car and drive four hours.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bears & Balls - Bees
The fewer bees there are, the more they're worth, so Stephen recommends covering your face in canned frosting to attract them.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ben and Jerry - Introducing Americone Dream
Stephen can't try his new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, Americone Dream, because he loves Jesus.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - WWJD
Dr. Gary Merrill refuses to provide treatment to people he doesn't approve of.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Cheney's Clot
It's not enough that the mainstream media is against this president; now even the laws of physics are jumping on the anti-Bush bandwagon.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/6/07
Dick Cheney gets a blood clot, guest Mark Frauenfelder edits a magazine about homemade technology, and doctors: should they refuse to treat patients for religious reasons?
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