The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Atkins Meat Puppets
Season 8 • 01/12/2004
Carbohydrates are everywhere, even in the bread you eat.
Digital Watch - Camera PhoneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ed Helms concludes the camera phone combines the rapid battery depletion of a high-powered digital camera with the image production capability of a phone.
Charlize TheronThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Charlize Theron talks about the sympathy she felt for the serial killer she portrayed in her latest movie.
Headlines - Catch Us if You ScanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
As a nation founded by immigrants, America honors that heritage by preserving the pictures and fingerprints of everybody entering the country.
Intro - HoboThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon is still not smoking, he hasn't gained any weight, but he did kill a hobo with his bare hands again.
Canada ColdThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Canadians aren't polite and quiet, they're frozen stiff.
Celebrity MoleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The White House draws up Iraqi war plans, six months before the 9/11 attacks.
Moment of Zen - Paul O'NealThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Former Treasury Secretary, Paul O'Neal doesn't think he'll be attacked for telling the truth about George W. Bush.
Right Out Of The ClosetThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ed Helms explains that conservatives are here and control the entire government, most major corporations and many media outlets. Get used to it.
Headlines - AliensThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush announces an overhaul of American's immigration policy that will offer amnesty to undocumented aliens -- if they'll vote for him.
Richard LewisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Richard Lewis rants about President Bush, the soldiers, patriotism and domestic policy...all in one breath.
Atkins Meat PuppetsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Carbohydrates are the new evil -- just as an earlier generation scorned fat, and the generation before that, Communism.
Headlines - Tex MexThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Generalissimo George W. Bush meets with Mexican President Vicente Fox.
Moment of Zen - Club For GrowthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A conservative activist group, Club for Growth, airs an ad against Howard Dean.
Showdown in IowaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry believes Howard Dean should leave Iowa for the weekend and have a great time in Illinois.
Indecision 2004 - Howard DeanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Howard Dean is a tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, left-wing freak show.
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - CanningThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Steve Carell spends his summer in the basement putting things in jars.
Catherine WeitzThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Catherine Weitz sheds some light on the latest Mars mission.
Mess O'Potamia - Paul O'NeillThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Paul O'Neill says President Bush had plans to invade Iraq before attaining office, an allegation the Secretary of Defense defends against.
Intro - 1/14/04The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon compares walking around with a set of keys to walking around in the freezing cold weather outside.
Mess O'Potamia - Hussein's HeroesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Saddam Hussein is granted prisoner of war status and a leather bomber jacket.
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