The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 8 • 01/12/2004

Carbohydrates are everywhere, even in the bread you eat.

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02:59

Digital Watch - Camera Phone
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Ed Helms concludes the camera phone combines the rapid battery depletion of a high-powered digital camera with the image production capability of a phone.
01/08/2004
05:25

Charlize Theron
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Charlize Theron talks about the sympathy she felt for the serial killer she portrayed in her latest movie.
01/08/2004
03:13

Headlines - Catch Us if You Scan
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As a nation founded by immigrants, America honors that heritage by preserving the pictures and fingerprints of everybody entering the country.
01/08/2004
00:43

Intro - Hobo
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Jon is still not smoking, he hasn't gained any weight, but he did kill a hobo with his bare hands again.
01/08/2004
01:05

Canada Cold
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Canadians aren't polite and quiet, they're frozen stiff.
01/12/2004
03:28

Celebrity Mole
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The White House draws up Iraqi war plans, six months before the 9/11 attacks.
01/12/2004
00:43

Moment of Zen - Paul O'Neal
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Former Treasury Secretary, Paul O'Neal doesn't think he'll be attacked for telling the truth about George W. Bush.
01/12/2004
03:48

Right Out Of The Closet
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Ed Helms explains that conservatives are here and control the entire government, most major corporations and many media outlets. Get used to it.
01/12/2004
02:00

Headlines - Aliens
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George W. Bush announces an overhaul of American's immigration policy that will offer amnesty to undocumented aliens -- if they'll vote for him.
01/12/2004
05:36

Richard Lewis
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Richard Lewis rants about President Bush, the soldiers, patriotism and domestic policy...all in one breath.
01/12/2004
02:23

Atkins Meat Puppets
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Carbohydrates are the new evil -- just as an earlier generation scorned fat, and the generation before that, Communism.
01/12/2004
03:58

Headlines - Tex Mex
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Generalissimo George W. Bush meets with Mexican President Vicente Fox.
01/13/2004
00:29

Moment of Zen - Club For Growth
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A conservative activist group, Club for Growth, airs an ad against Howard Dean.
01/13/2004
02:19

Showdown in Iowa
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Rob Corddry believes Howard Dean should leave Iowa for the weekend and have a great time in Illinois.
01/13/2004
04:05

Indecision 2004 - Howard Dean
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Howard Dean is a tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, left-wing freak show.
01/13/2004
02:03

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Canning
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Steve Carell spends his summer in the basement putting things in jars.
01/13/2004
07:12

Catherine Weitz
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Catherine Weitz sheds some light on the latest Mars mission.
01/13/2004
02:40

Mess O'Potamia - Paul O'Neill
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Paul O'Neill says President Bush had plans to invade Iraq before attaining office, an allegation the Secretary of Defense defends against.
01/14/2004
00:36

Intro - 1/14/04
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Jon compares walking around with a set of keys to walking around in the freezing cold weather outside.
01/14/2004
00:45

Mess O'Potamia - Hussein's Heroes
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Saddam Hussein is granted prisoner of war status and a leather bomber jacket.
01/14/2004
03:38

Carol Moseley Braun Pt. 2
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Carol Moseley Braun decries the climate of fear surrounding the 2004 presidential election and aims to put a man on Manhattan.
01/14/2004
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