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Chris Matthews's Impotent Rage
Season 9 • 10/04/2012
President Obama's debate flop infuriates MSNBC, especially Chris Matthews.
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05:22
Cheating Death - Low T
The Colbert Report
S9
With testosterone therapy, middle-aged men now have a way to feel inappropriately good about themselves.
10/03/2012
00:37
Intro - 10/3/12
The Colbert Report
S9
Mitt Romney trails Barack Obama in the polls, a breakthrough occurs in men's vitality, and music legend Kenny Rogers talks country.
10/03/2012
05:04
George Will's Political Post-Racial Journalism
The Colbert Report
S9
Washington Post columnist and African-American pioneer George Will believes that President Obama is only leading in the polls because he is black.
10/03/2012
04:08
Presidential Debates & Mitt Romney's Re-Introduction
The Colbert Report
S9
Pundits debate whether or not the debates matter, and the name "Mitt Romney" just doesn't seem to stick with Americans.
10/03/2012
03:31
Voter Fraud Alert - Halloween & Pennsylvania
The Colbert Report
S9
While asking for a photo ID is now meaningless, Pennsylvania election officials are still allowed the consolation prize of harassing voters for no reason.
10/04/2012
03:22
Mitt's "Etch A Sketch" Behavior
The Colbert Report
S9
Mitt Romney shakes up his long-term policy promises, but the fact-check mafia warns that it could backfire.
10/04/2012
03:54
Mitt's Socialist Rhetoric & Body Language
The Colbert Report
S9
Though Mitt Romney contradicted everything he said on the campaign trail, Fox News applauds his confident facial expressions during the debate.
10/04/2012
05:26
George Church
The Colbert Report
S9
Molecular geneticist George Church shares his book, "Regenesis: How Synthetic Biology Will Reinvent Nature and Ourselves."
10/04/2012
00:08
Sign Off - Rabbit Food
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen feeds Mitt Romney's updated tax plan.
10/04/2012
02:39
Obama's Debate Apathy & PBS
The Colbert Report
S9
President Obama acts like he doesn't want to debate, and the Alpha Mitt plans to can Jim Lehrer and Big Bird.
10/04/2012
01:54
Chris Matthews's Impotent Rage
The Colbert Report
S9
MSNBC craps its pants over Barack Obama's debate performance, and Mr. Potato Head Chris Matthews is particularly steamed.
10/04/2012
01:06
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Brumm!
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen's writer sends a story pitch during his first day with his new daughter.
10/08/2012
03:33
Koch Brothers & Orc Senate Candidate
The Colbert Report
S9
Charles and David Koch pledge $1 million to Arkansas House Republicans, and Maine state Senate candidate Colleen Lachowicz gets slammed for her gaming hobby.
10/08/2012
00:29
Intro - 10/8/12
The Colbert Report
S9
A new minority forms, campaign attacks target personal hobbies, and Mark Kelly plugs his children's book, "Mousetronaut."
10/08/2012
03:41
Unemployment Below Eight Percent
The Colbert Report
S9
The Bureau of Labor Statistics cooks the books for Barack Obama while his government-mooching allies get off the couch and go to work.
10/08/2012
05:36
Mark Kelly
The Colbert Report
S9
Former astronaut Mark Kelly recalls the Endeavour's final mission, Stephen's shuttle landing and the story behind "Mousetronaut."
10/08/2012
00:39
Intro - 10/9/12
The Colbert Report
S9
Russia sets its sights on the North Pole, Mitt Romney sends a warning to Iran, and music legend Morrissey stands up for animals.
10/09/2012
03:34
Mitt Romney's Vague, Long-Winded Foreign Threats
The Colbert Report
S9
Mitt Romney proves he knows what Americans want in international relations: a few extra wars in Syria, Iran, Afghanistan and Libya.
10/09/2012
05:10
Morrissey
The Colbert Report
S9
The former lead singer of "The Smiths" talks about the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, radical vegetarianism and his song "Meat Is Murder."
10/09/2012
03:20
President Obama's Obsessiveness Plea
The Colbert Report
S9
In the face of Mitt Romney starting to run for president, President Obama reveals his desperation during a California fundraiser.
10/09/2012
04:39
Smokin' Pole - The Quest for Arctic Riches - China & Russia
The Colbert Report
S9
Greenland officials see through China's sudden interest in their country, and Russia makes its holy mark on the North Pole.
10/09/2012
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