The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Rabbit Food
Season 9 • 10/04/2012
Stephen tries to bait a magic bunny.
Cheating Death - Low TThe Colbert ReportS9
With testosterone therapy, middle-aged men now have a way to feel inappropriately good about themselves.
Intro - 10/3/12The Colbert ReportS9
Mitt Romney trails Barack Obama in the polls, a breakthrough occurs in men's vitality, and music legend Kenny Rogers talks country.
George Will's Political Post-Racial JournalismThe Colbert ReportS9
Washington Post columnist and African-American pioneer George Will believes that President Obama is only leading in the polls because he is black.
Presidential Debates & Mitt Romney's Re-IntroductionThe Colbert ReportS9
Pundits debate whether or not the debates matter, and the name "Mitt Romney" just doesn't seem to stick with Americans.
Voter Fraud Alert - Halloween & PennsylvaniaThe Colbert ReportS9
While asking for a photo ID is now meaningless, Pennsylvania election officials are still allowed the consolation prize of harassing voters for no reason.
Mitt's "Etch A Sketch" BehaviorThe Colbert ReportS9
Mitt Romney shakes up his long-term policy promises, but the fact-check mafia warns that it could backfire.
Mitt's Socialist Rhetoric & Body LanguageThe Colbert ReportS9
Though Mitt Romney contradicted everything he said on the campaign trail, Fox News applauds his confident facial expressions during the debate.
George ChurchThe Colbert ReportS9
Molecular geneticist George Church shares his book, "Regenesis: How Synthetic Biology Will Reinvent Nature and Ourselves."
Chris Matthews's Impotent RageThe Colbert ReportS9
MSNBC craps its pants over Barack Obama's debate performance, and Mr. Potato Head Chris Matthews is particularly steamed.
Obama's Debate Apathy & PBSThe Colbert ReportS9
President Obama acts like he doesn't want to debate, and the Alpha Mitt plans to can Jim Lehrer and Big Bird.
Sign Off - Rabbit FoodThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen feeds Mitt Romney's updated tax plan.
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Brumm!The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen's writer sends a story pitch during his first day with his new daughter.
Koch Brothers & Orc Senate CandidateThe Colbert ReportS9
Charles and David Koch pledge $1 million to Arkansas House Republicans, and Maine state Senate candidate Colleen Lachowicz gets slammed for her gaming hobby.
Intro - 10/8/12The Colbert ReportS9
A new minority forms, campaign attacks target personal hobbies, and Mark Kelly plugs his children's book, "Mousetronaut."
Unemployment Below Eight PercentThe Colbert ReportS9
The Bureau of Labor Statistics cooks the books for Barack Obama while his government-mooching allies get off the couch and go to work.
Mark KellyThe Colbert ReportS9
Former astronaut Mark Kelly recalls the Endeavour's final mission, Stephen's shuttle landing and the story behind "Mousetronaut."
Intro - 10/9/12The Colbert ReportS9
Russia sets its sights on the North Pole, Mitt Romney sends a warning to Iran, and music legend Morrissey stands up for animals.
Mitt Romney's Vague, Long-Winded Foreign ThreatsThe Colbert ReportS9
Mitt Romney proves he knows what Americans want in international relations: a few extra wars in Syria, Iran, Afghanistan and Libya.
MorrisseyThe Colbert ReportS9
The former lead singer of "The Smiths" talks about the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, radical vegetarianism and his song "Meat Is Murder."
President Obama's Obsessiveness PleaThe Colbert ReportS9
In the face of Mitt Romney starting to run for president, President Obama reveals his desperation during a California fundraiser.
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