The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

George W. Bush's Health

Season 7 • 08/08/2002

Throughout history, no president has been able to stay as healthy as George W. Bush.

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05:51

Vin Diesel
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Vin Diesel explains that XXX represents the world in the same way James Bond represents England.
08/07/2002
02:59

Back in Black - Well-Earned Vacation
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President Bush takes a break, while Saddam Hussein kicks back with some of his favorite Saddams.
08/07/2002
00:14

Moment of Zen - Brazilian Campaign Rally
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A Brazilian political party's platform collapses at a festive rally in Rio de Janeiro.
08/07/2002
03:38

Headlines - London Crawling
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England's rat population has exploded to such a degree that there is now one for every person in the country.
08/07/2002
02:30

Tick Anuses
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Ed Helms explains that what these crimes lack in monetary zazz, they more than make up for in scumosity.
08/08/2002
03:30

We Love Showbiz - Angelina Jolie
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Steve Carell and Nancy Walls hope that next time they can talk less about Angelina and Billy Bob's divorce, and more about their new marriages.
08/08/2002
01:46

Headlines - P.I.N. Pricks
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Thousands of people in lower Manhattan use ATMs to steal money after 9/11, while two men hired to clear anthrax steal cash earmarked for the Afghan children's fund.
08/08/2002
00:19

Moment of Zen - Turtle Wheels
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A turtle uses wheels to help itself walk.
08/08/2002
02:09

Turn Your Head and Crawford
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President Bush gets top marks in his annual physical.
08/08/2002
05:50

Paul Rudd
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Paul Rudd feels bad for not giving a heavy girl a ride on his back.
08/08/2002
02:27

George W. Bush's Health
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The most stressful thing about being President is the work, but George W. Bush has cut way back on that part of the job.
08/08/2002
00:35

Moment of Zen - Anthrax for the Memories
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Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, addresses the press.
08/12/2002
03:46

Headlines - Which Man Spore Man?
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Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, gathers the media to complain about being hounded by the media.
08/12/2002
05:22

Michael C. Hall
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Michael C. Hall proposed to his girlfriend while she was unpacking a suitcase.
08/12/2002
05:10

Red Light Special
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In Baltimore, Maryland, an adult mega-chain is threatening the mom and pop corner strip club.
08/12/2002
05:08

Ad Nauseam - Salutes Product Placement in the Movies
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Steve Carell takes a look at the tie-ins that make us subconsciously associate consumer brands with the magic of the movies.
08/12/2002
02:01

This Just In - Chai Noon
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The only two Jews in Afghanistan hate each other.
08/13/2002
00:13

Moment of Zen - A Short War
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Canadian war profiteer Allan Park needs a long war with lots of casualties to ensure sales of his Saddam Hussein toilet paper.
08/13/2002
08:11

Scott Ritter
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It's not like our weapons are weapons of mass love.
08/13/2002
03:47

Canadian Ass Candy
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Toilet paper that you can't even wipe your ass with has proven much more profitable than toilet paper that you can.
08/13/2002
03:09

Headlines - Group Sects
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The Iraqi opposition groups that weren't killed the last time we helped them met in Washington with the Bush Administration
08/13/2002
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