The Colbert Report
Nell Irvin Painter
Season 6 E 39 • 03/17/2010
Nell Irvin Painter debates the meaning of white people and arm-wrestles Stephen over the Scots-Irish.

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Nell Irvin Painter
Nell Irvin Painter debates the meaning of white people and arm-wrestles Stephen over the Scots-Irish.
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