The Colbert Report
Nell Irvin Painter
Season 6 • 03/17/2010
Nell Irvin Painter arm-wrestles Stephen over the origins of the Scots-Irish.
The Colbert ReportS6 I's on Edjukashun - Texas School Board
Eric Foner disagrees with the Texas school board's decision to give students a completely misleading view of history.
The Colbert ReportS6 Thought for Food - Donna Simpson, Le Whif & Cat Litter
A New Jersey resident strives to be the heaviest woman alive, Le Whif makes inhalable food, and a company turns corn into cat litter.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Remember to Wear Green
Don't forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day -- it really helps hides the vomit.
The Colbert ReportS6 Barack Joe-Bama
Barack Obama shows he's an average Joe ready to get down to the hard work of passing health care by rolling up his sleeves.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 3/16/10
Stephen finds out what's in children's textbooks and discusses the ethics of science with Rebecca Skloot.
The Colbert ReportS6 Rebecca Skloot
Rebecca Skloot discusses Henrietta Lacks, whose cells were the first to be immortal and commercialized.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sport Report - Vasectomies, Chess Boxing & Golf
Doctors offer March Madness vasectomy deals, chess players punch opponents in the face, and Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer.
The Colbert ReportS6 United States Census 2010
Stephen reluctantly fills out his census form so the military won't target a Predator drone missile at his house.
The Colbert ReportS6 Ireland's Shamrock Shortage
Stephen finds a shamrock replacement under some grow lights in his neighbor's backyard shed.
The Colbert ReportS6 Nell Irvin Painter
Nell Irvin Painter debates the meaning of white people and arm-wrestles Stephen over the Scots-Irish.
The Colbert ReportS6 Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James Martin
James Martin works with the poor because he believes in capitalism, but he knows it doesn't provide for everyone.
The Colbert ReportS6 Middle Eastern Dogs
Fundamentalist Fidos have infiltrated our borders and are lifting their legs on Lady Liberty.
The Colbert ReportS6 Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill Reminder
An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills.
The Colbert ReportS6 Mary Matalin
Mary Matalin attempts to explain the Republican position on health care without using talking points.
The Colbert ReportS6 Claire McCaskill
Claire McCaskill praises the health care reform bill and sends a message to Rush Limbaugh in Costa Rica.
The Colbert ReportS6 Passover Dinner With Elijah
Stephen buys the most expensive bottle of Manischewitz for his Passover dinner with Elijah.
The Colbert ReportS6 Geriatric Breeding Program
Stephen will capture and breed the elderly in captivity to save the senior population from vultures.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Friedrich Schiller
Stephen quotes Friedrich Schiller as he says goodnight.
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