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Sign Off - Remember to Wear Green
Season 6 • 03/16/2010
Wearing green for St. Patrick's Day really hides the vomit.
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00:34
Intro - 3/15/10
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen gets to the bottom of the media's focus on sex scandals and asks Robert Baer if the squirrel is in the basket.
03/15/2010
00:05
Sign Off - Goodnight With Balloon
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen says goodnight with his balloon.
03/15/2010
01:26
Daylight Savings Time
The Colbert Report
S6
If the time totalitarians don't turn the clocks back to where they belong by the first Sunday in November, there will be hell to pay.
03/15/2010
05:25
The Word - Afghanistan
The Colbert Report
S6
The media ignores the war in Afghanistan to cover a much more important story -- Patrick Kennedy's meltdown on Capitol Hill.
03/15/2010
06:23
I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha - Raj Patel
The Colbert Report
S6
The power of the Colbert Bump exceeds even Stephen's expectations when rumors speculate that Raj Patel might be the messiah.
03/15/2010
06:47
I's on Edjukashun - Texas School Board
The Colbert Report
S6
Eric Foner disagrees with the Texas school board's decision to give students a completely misleading view of history.
03/16/2010
04:36
Thought for Food - Donna Simpson, Le Whif & Cat Litter
The Colbert Report
S6
A New Jersey resident strives to be the heaviest woman alive, Le Whif makes inhalable food, and a company turns corn into cat litter.
03/16/2010
02:09
Barack Joe-Bama
The Colbert Report
S6
Barack Obama shows he's an average Joe ready to get down to the hard work of passing health care by rolling up his sleeves.
03/16/2010
00:32
Intro - 3/16/10
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen finds out what's in children's textbooks and discusses the ethics of science with Rebecca Skloot.
03/16/2010
05:47
Rebecca Skloot
The Colbert Report
S6
Rebecca Skloot discusses Henrietta Lacks, whose cells were the first to be immortal and commercialized.
03/16/2010
00:12
Sign Off - Remember to Wear Green
The Colbert Report
S6
Don't forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day -- it really helps hides the vomit.
03/16/2010
05:01
Nell Irvin Painter
The Colbert Report
S6
Nell Irvin Painter debates the meaning of white people and arm-wrestles Stephen over the Scots-Irish.
03/17/2010
04:47
Sport Report - Vasectomies, Chess Boxing & Golf
The Colbert Report
S6
Doctors offer March Madness vasectomy deals, chess players punch opponents in the face, and Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer.
03/17/2010
00:05
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S6
That's it for The Report, everybody.
03/17/2010
06:40
United States Census 2010
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen reluctantly fills out his census form so the military won't target a Predator drone missile at his house.
03/17/2010
03:14
Ireland's Shamrock Shortage
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen finds a shamrock replacement under some grow lights in his neighbor's backyard shed.
03/17/2010
00:03
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S6
That's it for The Report, everybody.
03/18/2010
07:03
Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James Martin
The Colbert Report
S6
James Martin works with the poor because he believes in capitalism, but he knows it doesn't provide for everyone.
03/18/2010
02:22
Middle Eastern Dogs
The Colbert Report
S6
Fundamentalist Fidos have infiltrated our borders and are lifting their legs on Lady Liberty.
03/18/2010
05:32
Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill Reminder
The Colbert Report
S6
An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills.
03/18/2010
05:15
Mary Matalin
The Colbert Report
S6
Mary Matalin attempts to explain the Republican position on health care without using talking points.
03/18/2010
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