The Colbert Report
Intro - 4/16/13
Season 9 • 04/16/2013
Whoever bombed the Boston Marathon obviously did not know anything about the people of Boston.
The Colbert ReportS9 NASA Lasso
Rope is the most advanced technology NASA can afford to fight Earth's space enemies.
The Colbert ReportS9 America's Pot-astrophe - Nick Gillespie
Reason.com's editor-in-chief discusses the war on drugs, "Reefer Madness" and drug sentencing reform.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cass Sunstein
Obama's former Regulatory Affairs Administrator describes government health and safety nudges, like the USDA's "MyPlate."
The Colbert ReportS9 Times Square Mascots Ban
A Cookie Monster mascot shoves a toddler to the ground in New York City, so big government butts in with fun-stomping regulations.
The Colbert ReportS9 America's Pot-astrophe
Stoners will soon demand the civil right to marry their Mary Jane, and Republicans surrender their values for the youth vote.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Brood II Cicadas, Sexcereal & GOP Internet Memes
Scientists predict a plague, Canada makes the world's most passionate cereal, and the NRCC redesigns its website.
The Colbert ReportS9 Rollie Eggmaster
One product provides an answer to the question, "How can I make my breakfast fit more snugly into my colon?"
The Colbert ReportS9 Caroline Kennedy
"Poems to Learn by Heart" author Caroline Kennedy encourages people to steal her book with their minds.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 4/16/13
What the Boston Marathon terrorists really don't get is that they attacked an unshakable group of people who run 26 miles until their nipples are raw on their day off.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ricin Letters & Boston Bombing Suspects
Someone tries to poison Obama, and a major breakthrough occurs in the reporting of all the things people don't know yet about the Boston bombings.
The Colbert ReportS9 Bitcoin Plunge - Adam Davidson
The host of NPR's "Planet Money" describes what shady people do with bitcoins.
The Colbert ReportS9 Alan Cumming
Alan Cumming discusses Broadway's production of "Macbeth," set in a psychiatric unit.
The Colbert ReportS9 "Accidental Racist" Song
Brad Paisley is so committed to kick starting a dialogue between blacks and whites that he starts one mid-song with LL Cool J.
The Colbert ReportS9 Gun Control Block
Thanks to a Senate minority, Americans no longer have to live in fear of some maniac coming after those they love with a background check bill.
The Colbert ReportS9 Richard Engel
NBC's chief foreign correspondent talks about visiting South Korea, traveling back in time in North Korea, and being taken hostage in Syria.
The Colbert ReportS9 Boston Marathon "Bag Men"
Concrete information about the terror attacks in Boston has been slow in coming, but the New York Post doesn't let lack of facts get in the way of reporting them.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Bucket Maiden Voyage
A game-changing innovation allows Stephen to interact with the unwashed masses in Times Square.
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