The Colbert Report
The Vice-Presidential Debate
Season 9 • 10/11/2012
Joe Biden and Paul Ryan debate, and conservatives raise concerns over moderator Martha Raddatz.
The Colbert ReportS9 Naomi Wolf
Naomi Wolf explores low sexual desire among women, vaginal anatomy and America's outdated cultural script on sex.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "Vagina: A New Biography"
Stephen reads up on female anatomy.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Meducation
Since America can't afford all the teachers it would take to give children personal attention, doctors recommend psychostimulants to improve kids' grades.
The Colbert ReportS9 Beverage-Based Polling & Pizza Toppings Town Hall
The 7-Eleven coffee cup poll has a margin of error of "Mormons can't drink coffee," and Pizza Hut promises one town hall questioner free pies for life.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 10/10/12
America's education system finds answers, highways encounter trouble, and Naomi Wolf talks about her book, "Vagina: A New Biography."
The Colbert ReportS9 Chrystia Freeland
In her book "Plutocrats," Chrystia Freeland argues that today's global economy allows the super rich to disregard the American middle class.
The Colbert ReportS9 This Changes Everything - Obama's Martian Gayness
Rumors of President Obama's secret gay Martian past emanate from a top-secret government space teleportation program.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 10/11/12
Obama faces an "October surprise," scientists discover a new species of turtle, and Chrystia Freeland examines the super-rich in her book, "Plutocrats."
The Colbert ReportS9 Formidable Opponent - Mitt Romney
Stephen argues the centrist Mitt Romney seen at the debate is the real Mitt Romney, but Stephen thinks Stephen got sucked in.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Vice-Presidential Debate
Vice-presidential candidates Joe Biden and Paul Ryan debate in Kentucky, and critics question Barack Obama's relationship to moderator Martha Raddatz's ex-husband.
The Colbert ReportS9 Evan Thomas
Journalist Evan Thomas describes President Eisenhower's moderate Republicanism, bluffs with nuclear weapons and relationship with the CIA.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Norway & American Family Association
Europe grants itself the Nobel Peace Prize, and liberal social engineering erases heterosexual boundaries at the lunch table.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 10/15/12
The Nobel Committees name the Nobel Prize winners, a criminal runs loose in Florida, and Evan Thomas explores Dwight D. Eisenhower's influence on modern nuclear policy.
The Colbert ReportS9 Monkey on the Lam - Florida - Monkey on the Gram
The people of St. Petersburg have ignored Stephen's selfless attempts to macaque-block them, and now the plundering monkey has come back to bite them.
The Colbert ReportS9 Supersonic Space Jump
Millions watch daredevil Felix Baumgartner parachute from the mesosphere without turning into a spacesuit full of wet dog food.
The Colbert ReportS9 Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case - Emily Bazelon
Yale research fellow Emily Bazelon discusses Justice Kennedy's affirmative action views and the role of socioeconomics in college admissions.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Wealth Edge & "Cool" Debate Technology
Mitt Romney identifies with audience members who earn $91,000 a year, and CNN allows Web users to share their favorite debate moments.
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