The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/10/12
Season 9 • 10/10/2012
Education problems shrink, highways face trouble, and Naomi Wolf discusses "Vagina."
Intro - 10/9/12The Colbert ReportS9
Russia sets its sights on the North Pole, Mitt Romney sends a warning to Iran, and music legend Morrissey stands up for animals.
Mitt Romney's Vague, Long-Winded Foreign ThreatsThe Colbert ReportS9
Mitt Romney proves he knows what Americans want in international relations: a few extra wars in Syria, Iran, Afghanistan and Libya.
MorrisseyThe Colbert ReportS9
The former lead singer of "The Smiths" talks about the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, radical vegetarianism and his song "Meat Is Murder."
President Obama's Obsessiveness PleaThe Colbert ReportS9
In the face of Mitt Romney starting to run for president, President Obama reveals his desperation during a California fundraiser.
Smokin' Pole - The Quest for Arctic Riches - China & RussiaThe Colbert ReportS9
Greenland officials see through China's sudden interest in their country, and Russia makes its holy mark on the North Pole.
ThreatDown - Apple Fan-Bears, Drunk Cars & BearsThe Colbert ReportS9
Bears choose FaceTime over eating people's faces and discover that Americans are most vulnerable at the mall.
Naomi WolfThe Colbert ReportS9
Naomi Wolf explores low sexual desire among women, vaginal anatomy and America's outdated cultural script on sex.
Sign Off - "Vagina: A New Biography"The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen reads up on female anatomy.
The Word - MeducationThe Colbert ReportS9
Since America can't afford all the teachers it would take to give children personal attention, doctors recommend psychostimulants to improve kids' grades.
Beverage-Based Polling & Pizza Toppings Town HallThe Colbert ReportS9
The 7-Eleven coffee cup poll has a margin of error of "Mormons can't drink coffee," and Pizza Hut promises one town hall questioner free pies for life.
Intro - 10/10/12The Colbert ReportS9
America's education system finds answers, highways encounter trouble, and Naomi Wolf talks about her book, "Vagina: A New Biography."
Chrystia FreelandThe Colbert ReportS9
In her book "Plutocrats," Chrystia Freeland argues that today's global economy allows the super rich to disregard the American middle class.
This Changes Everything - Obama's Martian GaynessThe Colbert ReportS9
Rumors of President Obama's secret gay Martian past emanate from a top-secret government space teleportation program.
The Vice-Presidential DebateThe Colbert ReportS9
Vice-presidential candidates Joe Biden and Paul Ryan debate in Kentucky, and critics question Barack Obama's relationship to moderator Martha Raddatz's ex-husband.
Intro - 10/11/12The Colbert ReportS9
Obama faces an "October surprise," scientists discover a new species of turtle, and Chrystia Freeland examines the super-rich in her book, "Plutocrats."
Formidable Opponent - Mitt RomneyThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen argues the centrist Mitt Romney seen at the debate is the real Mitt Romney, but Stephen thinks Stephen got sucked in.
Tip/Wag - Norway & American Family AssociationThe Colbert ReportS9
Europe grants itself the Nobel Peace Prize, and liberal social engineering erases heterosexual boundaries at the lunch table.
Intro - 10/15/12The Colbert ReportS9
The Nobel Committees name the Nobel Prize winners, a criminal runs loose in Florida, and Evan Thomas explores Dwight D. Eisenhower's influence on modern nuclear policy.
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