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Joe Barton's Misconstrued Misconstruction

Season 6 • 06/21/2010

Joe Barton apologizes for his apology, and pundits call the BP escrow account unconstitutional.

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Brevity Is the Soul of Twit
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Comedy Central's Address the Mess will give a dollar to the Gulf of America Fund every time you heroes retweet Stephen's tribute to oil-soaked birds.
06/16/2010
00:32

Sign Off - Retweet for the Gulf of America Fund
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Comedy Central will donate one dollar to the Gulf of America Fund for every time you retweet Stephen's tweet.
06/17/2010
06:32

South Carolina's 4th District Primary - Bob Inglis
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Bob Inglis should quit Congress and get a job at Olive Garden to convince the people of South Carolina he's not an incumbent.
06/17/2010
04:15

Colbert Platinum - Summer Travel Edition
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A hotel in Abu Dhabi installs a gold vending machine, and fine-art transport companies shuttle your masterpieces.
06/17/2010
06:23

David Mamet
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David Mamet believes the theater is dead because they're showing nothing but revivals that weren't good 40 years ago.
06/17/2010
01:54

Obama's Simplified BP Oil Spill Speech
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This is how you speak about the BP oil spill in the way Americans can understand: See Spot. See Spot spread. Stop, Spot, stop.
06/17/2010
00:14

Sign Off - Spare Cursed Monkey's Paw
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Please send your spare cursed monkeys' paws Stephen's way -- he's got a bit of a zombie problem.
06/21/2010
08:03

Fallback Position - Astronaut Pt. 1
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Stephen admits to Steve Lindsey that he lashes out in zero gravity, has a spastic colon and needs a lot of time alone.
06/21/2010
04:57

Wes Moore
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Wes Moore speaks to the importance of small decisions and role models by comparing himself to the imprisoned Wes Moore.
06/21/2010
02:11

US Ties With Slovenia
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The call to disallow the US goal against Slovenia was totally unfair, and the rest of the world agrees.
06/21/2010
03:42

Joe Barton's Misconstrued Misconstruction
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Joe Barton apologizes for his misconstrued misconstruction, and pundits call the BP escrow account unconstitutional.
06/21/2010
04:35

Stanley McChrystal Talks to Rolling Stone
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General Stanley McChrystal must have been high on Afghani heroin when he criticized the commander-in-chief in front of a Rolling Stone reporter.
06/22/2010
00:03

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
06/22/2010
05:28

USA Board of Ophthalmological Freedom
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Stephen becomes a certified ophthalmologist, and Professor Buttons performs Lasik surgery on Jay.
06/22/2010
04:31

Gloria Steinem
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Gloria Steinem says men who raise the kids and take care of the house have better marriages, live longer and have better sex.
06/22/2010
05:12

Fallback Position - Astronaut Pt. 2
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Stephen begins his astronaut training by working in zero gravity, running on his space treadmill and test-driving moon wheels.
06/22/2010
02:48

US Defeats Algeria
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Under General Petraeus's command, America defeats its longtime deadly enemy, Algeria, at the World Cup.
06/23/2010
04:56

Tim Westergren
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Tim Westergren describes how Pandora creates a personalized list of songs by analyzing musical attributes.
06/23/2010
00:20

Sign Off - Tomorrow's Fallback Position
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Tune in for the dramatic conclusion of Fallback Position as Stephen completes his astronaut training.
06/23/2010
06:03

Yahweh or No Way - The Blues Brothers & Glenn Beck
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The Vatican newspaper endorses "The Blues Brothers," and Glenn Beck plans to hold a rally on the anniversary of MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech.
06/23/2010
00:27

Intro - 6/23/10
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Stephen finds out if Glenn Beck is a civil rights hero and talks to Pandora founder Tim Westergren about radio on the Internet.
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