The Colbert Report
Joe Barton's Misconstrued Misconstruction
Season 6 • 06/21/2010
Joe Barton apologizes for his apology, and pundits call the BP escrow account unconstitutional.
Brevity Is the Soul of TwitThe Colbert ReportS6
Comedy Central's Address the Mess will give a dollar to the Gulf of America Fund every time you heroes retweet Stephen's tribute to oil-soaked birds.
Sign Off - Retweet for the Gulf of America FundThe Colbert ReportS6
Comedy Central will donate one dollar to the Gulf of America Fund for every time you retweet Stephen's tweet.
South Carolina's 4th District Primary - Bob InglisThe Colbert ReportS6
Bob Inglis should quit Congress and get a job at Olive Garden to convince the people of South Carolina he's not an incumbent.
Colbert Platinum - Summer Travel EditionThe Colbert ReportS6
A hotel in Abu Dhabi installs a gold vending machine, and fine-art transport companies shuttle your masterpieces.
David MametThe Colbert ReportS6
David Mamet believes the theater is dead because they're showing nothing but revivals that weren't good 40 years ago.
Obama's Simplified BP Oil Spill SpeechThe Colbert ReportS6
This is how you speak about the BP oil spill in the way Americans can understand: See Spot. See Spot spread. Stop, Spot, stop.
Sign Off - Spare Cursed Monkey's PawThe Colbert ReportS6
Please send your spare cursed monkeys' paws Stephen's way -- he's got a bit of a zombie problem.
Fallback Position - Astronaut Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen admits to Steve Lindsey that he lashes out in zero gravity, has a spastic colon and needs a lot of time alone.
Wes MooreThe Colbert ReportS6
Wes Moore speaks to the importance of small decisions and role models by comparing himself to the imprisoned Wes Moore.
US Ties With SloveniaThe Colbert ReportS6
The call to disallow the US goal against Slovenia was totally unfair, and the rest of the world agrees.
Joe Barton's Misconstrued MisconstructionThe Colbert ReportS6
Joe Barton apologizes for his misconstrued misconstruction, and pundits call the BP escrow account unconstitutional.
Stanley McChrystal Talks to Rolling StoneThe Colbert ReportS6
General Stanley McChrystal must have been high on Afghani heroin when he criticized the commander-in-chief in front of a Rolling Stone reporter.
USA Board of Ophthalmological FreedomThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen becomes a certified ophthalmologist, and Professor Buttons performs Lasik surgery on Jay.
Gloria SteinemThe Colbert ReportS6
Gloria Steinem says men who raise the kids and take care of the house have better marriages, live longer and have better sex.
Fallback Position - Astronaut Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen begins his astronaut training by working in zero gravity, running on his space treadmill and test-driving moon wheels.
US Defeats AlgeriaThe Colbert ReportS6
Under General Petraeus's command, America defeats its longtime deadly enemy, Algeria, at the World Cup.
Tim WestergrenThe Colbert ReportS6
Tim Westergren describes how Pandora creates a personalized list of songs by analyzing musical attributes.
Sign Off - Tomorrow's Fallback PositionThe Colbert ReportS6
Tune in for the dramatic conclusion of Fallback Position as Stephen completes his astronaut training.
Yahweh or No Way - The Blues Brothers & Glenn BeckThe Colbert ReportS6
The Vatican newspaper endorses "The Blues Brothers," and Glenn Beck plans to hold a rally on the anniversary of MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech.
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