The Colbert Report
Season 9 • 12/11/2012
The renowned author calls New Yorkers guilt-ridden dog worshippers.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen Colbert: Wax On & Wax Off at Madame Tussauds Pt. 1
Madame Tussauds honors Stephen with a wax likeness, so he visits his future waxy companions in Washington, D.C.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen Colbert: Wax On & Wax Off at Madame Tussauds Pt. 2
Could Stephen's smoldering good looks and blistering significance be captured in a medium with such a low melting point?
The Colbert ReportS9 Peter Jackson
Director Peter Jackson describes New Zealand as the ideal directorial environment for "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey."
The Colbert ReportS9 Diana Krall
Grammy winner Diana Krall talks about 1920s jazz and her provocative album cover.
The Colbert ReportS9 Fox News's Secret Presidential Recruit
By suggesting that General David Petraeus run for president, Roger Ailes was just trying to make his Fox News election coverage more exciting.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen for U.S. Senate
Stephen's two big Christmas balls dress up the studio, and South Carolina voters try to convince Governor Nikki Haley that Stephen should fill Jim DeMint's seat.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 12/11/12
A threat emerges from North Korea, people try to cure homosexuality, and Malcolm Gladwell presents The New Yorker's big book on canines.
The Colbert ReportS9 ThreatDown - Commie Unicorns & Foreman Barbie
North Korean unicorns attract impressionable American girls to communism while Barbie spearheads the mancession.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ex-Gay Therapy Debate
Therapy aimed at turning gay kids straight can cause depression and suicide, but outlawing it would require America to sit back and let people be gay.
The Colbert ReportS9 Fiscal Cliff Negotiations
The Fiscal Cliff is coming to town, so all pundits are contractually obligated to talk about exciting budgetary policy for the next 20 days.
The Colbert ReportS9 Malcolm Gladwell
Aspirational pup owner Malcolm Gladwell discusses his work on behalf of dogs, the narcissism behind dog breeding, and "The Big New Yorker Book of Dogs."
The Colbert ReportS9 Ground Zero Mosque-erade
With no juicy stories to get angry about, Fox News pulls out the emergency Muslims and criticizes their lack of community programming.
The Colbert ReportS9 Success for Operation Killing "Killing Kennedy"
Stephen's book and nativity scene accessory, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't," tops Bill O'Reilly's book on Amazon.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen's Appointment with Destiny - Jeff Bingaman
Stephen starts to rake in endorsements for Jim DeMint's Senate seat, so Stephen's future-former colleague from New Mexico helps him prep for the job.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mandy Patinkin
Emmy winner Mandy Patinkin describes his character on "Homeland" and shares a comprehensive perspective on terrorism.
The Colbert ReportS9 Simone Campbell
Sister Simone Campbell discusses her "Nuns on the Bus" tour and explains how Paul Ryan's budget battle fails Jesus and the Constitution.
The Colbert ReportS9 Uncensored - "Breaking Abbey"
First Lady Michelle Antoinette previews the next season of "Downton Abbey" while the world's commoners are left to fear what will become of the aristocrats.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Super PAC - The Ham Rove Memorial Fund
Stephen prays that Colbert Super PAC money is in a better place, and Ham's charitable fund scores a hefty donation from PO Box "Bite Me."
The Colbert ReportS9 Hurricane Sandy Mega Concert
Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen and Eric Clapton were all just opening acts for rock legend Stephen Colbert at the 12/12/12 Hurricane Sandy benefit.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Platinum Debt Ceiling Solution
Minting trillion dollar platinum coins to pay off America's debt is legal in that it is not technically illegal.
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