The Colbert Report

The Word - Superegomaniac

Season 2 • 05/09/2006

Stephen doesn't have a subconscious.

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Stegul

The San Francisco Zoo has named a baby eagle after Stephen, but Stephen fears that the parents may be gay dad eagles.
05/08/2006
02:03

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Porter Goss Resignation

The resignation of CIA Director Porter Goss has tongues wagging all over Washington.
05/08/2006
00:18

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Sign Off - Thank You, Stephen!

Stephen and his staff worked very hard on tonight's episode, so -- what do you say?
05/08/2006
00:34

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Intro - 5/8/06

President Bush asserts his power over Congress, the Vatican has a new stance on condom usage, and sexuality expert Shere Hite explains how to please a woman.
05/08/2006
03:00

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The Word - Not

Congress has written and passed 750 bills that President Bush has signed with a signing statement -- meaning "not."
05/08/2006
00:36

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Intro - 5/9/06

Stephen reports on Sigmund Freud's 150th birthday, reviews the new crop of summer movies, and chats with New York Times columnist Frank Rich.
05/09/2006
02:22

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Double or Nothing

Stephen has a cruel and magically unusual punishment for Zacarias Moussaoui.
05/09/2006
06:07

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Frank Rich

New York Times columnist Frank Rich discuss Democrats, Republicans and the parties' respective theaters of choice.
05/09/2006
00:18

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Sign Off - Closing Credits Contest

The winner of tonight's contest wins the prize of a sense of personal accomplishment.
05/09/2006
06:30

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Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movies

Stephen believes all new movies this summer are destroying America, except for the Starbucks-produced "Akeelah and the Bee."
05/09/2006
04:15

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The Word - Superegomaniac

Stephen doesn't have a subconscious -- he chooses his dreams before he goes to sleep.
05/09/2006
00:37

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Intro - 5/10/06

The power of autographs, the state of Nebraska, the founder of The Smoking Gun and the truth -- all on this episode of The Colbert Report.
05/10/2006
00:13

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Sign Off - What You Deserve

Stephen gives his viewers what they deserve -- a simple "good night."
05/10/2006
02:52

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The Bird Flu

Stephen urges us to learn everything we can about bird flu before it's too late and introduces the Report's new, content-free bird flu segment.
05/10/2006
07:06

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Better Know a District - Nebraska's 2nd - Lee Terry

Congressman Lee Terry talk about Omaha's meat packing industry and what's being done to give that meat to Japan.
05/10/2006
06:22

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William Bastone

Bill Bastone, editor of The Smoking Gun, explains why they don't bother covering the good news in celebrities' lives.
05/10/2006
02:27

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Exclusive - Better Know a District - Nebraska's 2nd - Lee Terry

Stephen reminds Congressman Lee Terry to stand by his president, George W. Bush.
05/10/2006
03:12

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The Word - Athletes Are Above the Law

Stephen is supportive of athletes driving while drunk.
05/10/2006
08:15

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Madeleine Albright

Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright talks about God, government and her new book, " The Mighty and the Almighty."
05/11/2006
04:15

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The West Wing

Stephen discusses the final episode of "The West Wing" and asks a very special favor of President Bartlett.
05/11/2006
03:09

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The Word - Fill 'Er Up

The state of the Republican juggernaut is in danger, and Stephen just may have the solution.
05/11/2006
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