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The Word - Superegomaniac
Season 2 • 05/09/2006
Stephen doesn't have a subconscious.
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The Colbert Report
S2
Stegul
The San Francisco Zoo has named a baby eagle after Stephen, but Stephen fears that the parents may be gay dad eagles.
05/08/2006
02:03
The Colbert Report
S2
Porter Goss Resignation
The resignation of CIA Director Porter Goss has tongues wagging all over Washington.
05/08/2006
00:18
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S2
Sign Off - Thank You, Stephen!
Stephen and his staff worked very hard on tonight's episode, so -- what do you say?
05/08/2006
00:34
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 5/8/06
President Bush asserts his power over Congress, the Vatican has a new stance on condom usage, and sexuality expert Shere Hite explains how to please a woman.
05/08/2006
03:00
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Not
Congress has written and passed 750 bills that President Bush has signed with a signing statement -- meaning "not."
05/08/2006
00:36
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 5/9/06
Stephen reports on Sigmund Freud's 150th birthday, reviews the new crop of summer movies, and chats with New York Times columnist Frank Rich.
05/09/2006
02:22
The Colbert Report
S2
Double or Nothing
Stephen has a cruel and magically unusual punishment for Zacarias Moussaoui.
05/09/2006
06:07
The Colbert Report
S2
Frank Rich
New York Times columnist Frank Rich discuss Democrats, Republicans and the parties' respective theaters of choice.
05/09/2006
00:18
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Closing Credits Contest
The winner of tonight's contest wins the prize of a sense of personal accomplishment.
05/09/2006
06:30
The Colbert Report
S2
Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movies
Stephen believes all new movies this summer are destroying America, except for the Starbucks-produced "Akeelah and the Bee."
05/09/2006
04:15
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Superegomaniac
Stephen doesn't have a subconscious -- he chooses his dreams before he goes to sleep.
05/09/2006
00:37
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 5/10/06
The power of autographs, the state of Nebraska, the founder of The Smoking Gun and the truth -- all on this episode of The Colbert Report.
05/10/2006
00:13
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - What You Deserve
Stephen gives his viewers what they deserve -- a simple "good night."
05/10/2006
02:52
The Colbert Report
S2
The Bird Flu
Stephen urges us to learn everything we can about bird flu before it's too late and introduces the Report's new, content-free bird flu segment.
05/10/2006
07:06
The Colbert Report
S2
Better Know a District - Nebraska's 2nd - Lee Terry
Congressman Lee Terry talk about Omaha's meat packing industry and what's being done to give that meat to Japan.
05/10/2006
06:22
The Colbert Report
S2
William Bastone
Bill Bastone, editor of The Smoking Gun, explains why they don't bother covering the good news in celebrities' lives.
05/10/2006
03:12
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Athletes Are Above the Law
Stephen is supportive of athletes driving while drunk.
05/10/2006
08:15
The Colbert Report
S2
Madeleine Albright
Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright talks about God, government and her new book, " The Mighty and the Almighty."
05/11/2006
04:15
The Colbert Report
S2
The West Wing
Stephen discusses the final episode of "The West Wing" and asks a very special favor of President Bartlett.
05/11/2006
03:09
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Fill 'Er Up
The state of the Republican juggernaut is in danger, and Stephen just may have the solution.
05/11/2006
03:26
The Colbert Report
S2
Tip/Wag - Gold
Stephen wants to go back to a system where we use gold dust, bars and nuggets for money.
05/11/2006
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