The Colbert Report
Sign Off - What You Deserve
Season 2 • 05/10/2006
Stephen gives his viewers what they deserve.
The Colbert ReportS2 Frank Rich
New York Times columnist Frank Rich discuss Democrats, Republicans and the parties' respective theaters of choice.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Superegomaniac
Stephen doesn't have a subconscious -- he chooses his dreams before he goes to sleep.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Closing Credits Contest
The winner of tonight's contest wins the prize of a sense of personal accomplishment.
The Colbert ReportS2 Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movies
Stephen believes all new movies this summer are destroying America, except for the Starbucks-produced "Akeelah and the Bee."
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/10/06
The power of autographs, the state of Nebraska, the founder of The Smoking Gun and the truth -- all on this episode of The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Bird Flu
Stephen urges us to learn everything we can about bird flu before it's too late and introduces the Report's new, content-free bird flu segment.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Nebraska's 2nd - Lee Terry
Congressman Lee Terry talk about Omaha's meat packing industry and what's being done to give that meat to Japan.
The Colbert ReportS2 William Bastone
Bill Bastone, editor of The Smoking Gun, explains why they don't bother covering the good news in celebrities' lives.
The Colbert ReportS2 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Nebraska's 2nd - Lee Terry
Stephen reminds Congressman Lee Terry to stand by his president, George W. Bush.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Athletes Are Above the Law
Stephen is supportive of athletes driving while drunk.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - What You Deserve
Stephen gives his viewers what they deserve -- a simple "good night."
The Colbert ReportS2 Madeleine Albright
Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright talks about God, government and her new book, " The Mighty and the Almighty."
The Colbert ReportS2 The West Wing
Stephen discusses the final episode of "The West Wing" and asks a very special favor of President Bartlett.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Fill 'Er Up
The state of the Republican juggernaut is in danger, and Stephen just may have the solution.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Gold
Stephen wants to go back to a system where we use gold dust, bars and nuggets for money.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/11/06
Stephen reports on the 2006 election, makes Time magazine's list of most influential people and denies Madeleine Albright diplomatic immunity.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/15/06
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sends George W. Bush chain mail, a Florida town goes Catholic and author Kevin Phillips discusses an American theocracy.
The Colbert ReportS2 Kevin Phillips
Kevin Phillips talks to Stephen about his book, "American Theocracy," and explains how he really feels about God.
The Colbert ReportS2 Summaries of Summaries
After seeing an ad for eight-page summaries of popular business books, Stephen takes it a step further by cutting them down to just a few sentences.
The Colbert ReportS2 Ahmadinejad's Letter
No matter what a dictator's views are, one should always disagree. For example, Hitler was a vegetarian, so Stephen is not.
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