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Tip/Wag - Arizona
Season 2 • 07/17/2006
Enticing people to register by bribing them attracts the wrong kind of voter -- the poor kind.
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05:49
ThreatDown - Gay Clones
The Colbert Report
S2
The guy who played Anakin Beefstroker in "Sperm Wars II: Attack of the Bones" was actually better than Hayden Christensen.
07/13/2006
03:52
The Word - Inquisition
The Colbert Report
S2
Connecticut, you chose Joe Lieberman in 1988; you can't just say 'oops, I made a mistake' and elect another Democrat.
07/13/2006
03:31
TV's New Low
The Colbert Report
S2
If you aren't watching The Colbert Report because you're busy guarding our borders, you can buy 16 episodes on iTunes for $9.99.
07/13/2006
06:28
Ron Suskind
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen explains to author Ron Suskind that if we didn't invade someone, we would have tripped over our preparedness.
07/13/2006
00:10
Sign Off - Lemons
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen reminds everyone that if God gives you lemons, you must be a bad person.
07/17/2006
06:24
Lee Silver
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen makes sure Princeton professor Lee Silver knows that he doesn't know more than Stephen does about genetic engineering.
07/17/2006
00:37
Intro - 7/17/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen talks about the crisis in the Middle East, reports on Arizona's new voting proposal, and interviews author Lee Silver.
07/17/2006
02:54
The Word - T & A
The Colbert Report
S2
There's only one thing that truly unites mankind -- the objectification of womankind.
07/17/2006
02:26
One American Dollar
The Colbert Report
S2
Don't send Stephen Colbert $50, because that won't get you a durable, sporty Colbert Report tote bag -- which also doesn't come in red.
07/17/2006
02:08
Microphone On
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen didn't realize his microphone was on, and now his comments have been misinterpreted.
07/17/2006
04:49
Tip/Wag - Arizona
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen tips his hat to Iraqi television, Wal-Mart and aliens, and wags his finger at the state of Arizona and Wal-Mart.
07/17/2006
01:40
Column Width
The Colbert Report
S2
The New York Times announces they're reducing the width of their newspaper by an inch and a half -- that's an inch and a half less of state secrets revealed everyday.
07/18/2006
03:08
The Word - Solidarity
The Colbert Report
S2
It's time for management and labor to come together as management to exploit labor.
07/18/2006
03:15
WWIII
The Colbert Report
S2
If everything is still in existence by this time next week, Stephen is going to be very upset.
07/18/2006
05:52
Dhani Jones
The Colbert Report
S2
Dhani Jones has the ability to be a mindless crushing machine, and yet he chooses to read poetry and listen to classical music.
07/18/2006
00:11
Try at Goodbye
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen has never been very good at goodbyes, but he's going to try.
07/18/2006
05:09
Stephen Colbert's Problems Without Solutions - Bears
The Colbert Report
S2
This special report investigates the sources of a tragic and dangerous delusion.
07/18/2006
00:33
Intro - 7/18/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen takes us inside the world of bears, linebackers and poets.
07/18/2006
03:21
The Word - R-E-S-P-E-C-T
The Colbert Report
S2
The NAACP is prejudging the president solely based on what he's done.
07/19/2006
04:49
The Convenientest Truth
The Colbert Report
S2
Al Gore says global warming means the world is coming to an end, but Stephen says the world is just coming to a new beginning.
07/19/2006
06:09
Joe Scarborough
The Colbert Report
S2
Joe Scarborough took money from Jack Abramoff, and it felt good.
07/19/2006
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