The Colbert Report

Ron Suskind

Season 2 • 07/13/2006

Stephen explains the problem of evidence to author Ron Suskind.

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The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 7/12/06

Stephen reports on the Supreme Court enforcing the Geneva Conventions, questions Washington State Congressman Rick Larsen, and interviews publisher Mort Zuckerman.
07/12/2006
03:11

The Colbert ReportS2
Massachusetts - Gaysrael

The best way to protect marriage is to ban gay marriage in all states, but Massachusetts -- creating a Gaysrael.
07/12/2006
03:19

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - The America Conventions

If the Swiss had their way, every war would be fought with a tiny knife, a nail file, a magnifying glass and a toothpick.
07/12/2006
06:28

The Colbert ReportS2
Mort Zuckerman

Mort Zuckerman believes that George W. Bush is an awful president but feels that John Kerry would have been worse.
07/12/2006
00:09

The Colbert ReportS2
Sign Off - Space Open

Mort Zuckerman is removed from the on notice board, but there is now room for enemies of freedom.
07/12/2006
06:19

The Colbert ReportS2
Better Know a District - Washington's 2nd - Rick Larsen

Congressman Rick Larsen doesn't support the proposed wall to separate the United States from Canada.
07/12/2006
00:31

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 7/13/06

Joe Lieberman faces a tough challenge in the Democratic primary, the Senate eases a ban on prescription drugs from Canada, and Stephen interviews author Ron Suskind.
07/13/2006
05:49

The Colbert ReportS2
ThreatDown - Gay Clones

The guy who played Anakin Beefstroker in "Sperm Wars II: Attack of the Bones" was actually better than Hayden Christensen.
07/13/2006
03:52

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Inquisition

Connecticut, you chose Joe Lieberman in 1988; you can't just say 'oops, I made a mistake' and elect another Democrat.
07/13/2006
03:31

The Colbert ReportS2
TV's New Low

If you aren't watching The Colbert Report because you're busy guarding our borders, you can buy 16 episodes on iTunes for $9.99.
07/13/2006
06:28

The Colbert ReportS2
Ron Suskind

Stephen explains to author Ron Suskind that if we didn't invade someone, we would have tripped over our preparedness.
07/13/2006
00:10

The Colbert ReportS2
Sign Off - Lemons

Stephen reminds everyone that if God gives you lemons, you must be a bad person.
07/17/2006
06:24

The Colbert ReportS2
Lee Silver

Stephen makes sure Princeton professor Lee Silver knows that he doesn't know more than Stephen does about genetic engineering.
07/17/2006
00:37

The Colbert ReportS2
Intro - 7/17/06

Stephen talks about the crisis in the Middle East, reports on Arizona's new voting proposal, and interviews author Lee Silver.
07/17/2006
02:54

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - T & A

There's only one thing that truly unites mankind -- the objectification of womankind.
07/17/2006
04:49

The Colbert ReportS2
Tip/Wag - Arizona

Stephen tips his hat to Iraqi television, Wal-Mart and aliens, and wags his finger at the state of Arizona and Wal-Mart.
07/17/2006
02:26

The Colbert ReportS2
One American Dollar

Don't send Stephen Colbert $50, because that won't get you a durable, sporty Colbert Report tote bag -- which also doesn't come in red.
07/17/2006
02:08

The Colbert ReportS2
Microphone On

Stephen didn't realize his microphone was on, and now his comments have been misinterpreted.
07/17/2006
01:40

The Colbert ReportS2
Column Width

The New York Times announces they're reducing the width of their newspaper by an inch and a half -- that's an inch and a half less of state secrets revealed everyday.
07/18/2006
03:08

The Colbert ReportS2
The Word - Solidarity

It's time for management and labor to come together as management to exploit labor.
07/18/2006
03:15

The Colbert ReportS2
WWIII

If everything is still in existence by this time next week, Stephen is going to be very upset.
07/18/2006
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