The Colbert Report
Ron Suskind
Season 2 E 87 • 07/13/2006
Stephen explains to author Ron Suskind that if we didn't invade someone, we would have tripped over our preparedness.

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The Colbert ReportS2 E86
Massachusetts - Gaysrael
The best way to protect marriage is to ban gay marriage in all states, but Massachusetts -- creating a Gaysrael.
07/12/2006
03:19
The Colbert ReportS2 E86
The Word - The America Conventions
If the Swiss had their way, every war would be fought with a tiny knife, a nail file, a magnifying glass and a toothpick.
07/12/2006
06:28
The Colbert ReportS2 E86
Mort Zuckerman
Mort Zuckerman believes that George W. Bush is an awful president but feels that John Kerry would have been worse.
07/12/2006
00:35
The Colbert ReportS2 E86
Exclusive - Better Know a District - Washington's 2nd - Rick Larsen
Stephen and Congressman Rick Larsen discuss Pacific Rim jobs.
07/12/2006
00:09
The Colbert ReportS2 E86
Sign Off - Space Open
Mort Zuckerman is removed from the on notice board, but there is now room for enemies of freedom.
07/12/2006
06:19
The Colbert ReportS2 E86
Better Know a District - Washington's 2nd - Rick Larsen
Congressman Rick Larsen doesn't support the proposed wall to separate the United States from Canada.
07/12/2006
00:31
The Colbert ReportS2 E87
Intro - 7/13/06
Joe Lieberman faces a tough challenge in the Democratic primary, the Senate eases a ban on prescription drugs from Canada, and Stephen interviews author Ron Suskind.
07/13/2006
05:49
The Colbert ReportS2 E87
ThreatDown - Gay Clones
The guy who played Anakin Beefstroker in "Sperm Wars II: Attack of the Bones" was actually better than Hayden Christensen.
07/13/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E87
The Word - Inquisition
Connecticut, you chose Joe Lieberman in 1988; you can't just say 'oops, I made a mistake' and elect another Democrat.
07/13/2006
03:31
The Colbert ReportS2 E87
TV's New Low
If you aren't watching The Colbert Report because you're busy guarding our borders, you can buy 16 episodes on iTunes for $9.99.
07/13/2006
06:28
The Colbert ReportS2 E87
Ron Suskind
Stephen explains to author Ron Suskind that if we didn't invade someone, we would have tripped over our preparedness.
07/13/2006
00:10
The Colbert ReportS2 E88
Sign Off - Lemons
Stephen reminds everyone that if God gives you lemons, you must be a bad person.
07/17/2006
06:24
The Colbert ReportS2 E88
Lee Silver
Stephen makes sure Princeton professor Lee Silver knows that he doesn't know more than Stephen does about genetic engineering.
07/17/2006
00:37
The Colbert ReportS2 E88
Intro - 7/17/06
Stephen talks about the crisis in the Middle East, reports on Arizona's new voting proposal, and interviews author Lee Silver.
07/17/2006
02:54
The Colbert ReportS2 E88
The Word - T & A
There's only one thing that truly unites mankind -- the objectification of womankind.
07/17/2006
04:49
The Colbert ReportS2 E88
Tip/Wag - Arizona
Stephen tips his hat to Iraqi television, Wal-Mart and aliens, and wags his finger at the state of Arizona and Wal-Mart.
07/17/2006
02:26
The Colbert ReportS2 E88
One American Dollar
Don't send Stephen Colbert $50, because that won't get you a durable, sporty Colbert Report tote bag -- which also doesn't come in red.
07/17/2006
02:08
The Colbert ReportS2 E88
Microphone On
Stephen didn't realize his microphone was on, and now his comments have been misinterpreted.
07/17/2006
01:40
The Colbert ReportS2 E89
Column Width
The New York Times announces they're reducing the width of their newspaper by an inch and a half -- that's an inch and a half less of state secrets revealed everyday.
07/18/2006
03:08
The Colbert ReportS2 E89
The Word - Solidarity
It's time for management and labor to come together as management to exploit labor.
07/18/2006
03:15
The Colbert ReportS2 E89
WWIII
If everything is still in existence by this time next week, Stephen is going to be very upset.
07/18/2006
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