The Colbert Report
Formidable Opponent - Guantanamo Bay
Season 2 • 06/15/2006
Gitmo prisoners have to stay locked up to prevent hurting innocent people like themselves.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Disappearing Act
Stephen's due on "Late Show with David Letterman" any second, and has to get there in a snap.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/14/06
Congress shoots first and asks questions four years later, Stephen puts Georgia's 8th on the Big Board, and David Sirota explains how corporations own the government.
The Colbert ReportS2 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Georgia's 8th - Lynn Westmoreland
Displaying the Ten Commandments is as much for Congressman Westmoreland as it is for anybody else.
The Colbert ReportS2 David Sirota
Author David Sirota thinks campaigns should be publicly financed. Stephen thinks author David Sirota is a Communist.
The Colbert ReportS2 Surprise Visit to Iraq
George W. Bush made a surprise visit to Iraq over the weekend after telling his aides he was "going to read," a phrase Stephen thinks should have raised suspicions.
The Colbert ReportS2 Michael Pollan
Author Michael Pollan explains how modern food choices will make future generations have shorter lives.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Lock & Load
Stephen encourages Republicans to shoot the immigration silver bullet to kill the werewolves of the Democratic Party.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/15/06
In this episode, Stephen attempts to get a gay immigrant to burn a flag, weighs in on the Guantanamo Bay debate and gets a visit from author Michael Pollan.
The Colbert ReportS2 Biggie-ness
Though Wendy's is phasing out Biggie-size soft drinks, there's nothing wrong with embracing your appetite for biggie-ness.
The Colbert ReportS2 Search for a New Black Friend - "Miami Vice" Premiere
Now that he spotted Alan at an anti-war rally, Stephen is in need of a new black friend to go with him to the "Miami Vice" premiere.
The Colbert ReportS2 Formidable Opponent - Guantanamo Bay
Without fair trials or evidence, Stephen tries to convince himself whether or not the men held in Guantanamo Bay are terrorists.
The Colbert ReportS2 Gustavo Arellano
Stephen brings back Esteban from "Colberto Reporto Gigante" to interview Gustavo Arellano.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - The Homo-Sexy Edition
Stephen counts down the things that are trying to make him gay -- Congress, if you want to preserve marriage, you will ban "Fight Club."
The Colbert ReportS2 Bill Gates
Stephen suggests the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation donate their money to the Stephen & Melinda Gates foundation.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Risky Business
Stephen wants a generation of daredevils, custom built to thrive in our brave new world who won't need social security and who'll want to go to Iraq for spring break.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/19/06
Bill Gates leaves Microsoft, scientists find a genetic link to risk-taking, and Stephen talks with "Ask a Mexican" columnist, Gustavo Arellano.
The Colbert ReportS2 Bart Ehrman
Bart Ehrman discusses the history of the word of Jesus and Stephen offers him irrefutable logic.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/20/06
Buying an SUV from GM might save you on gas, Stephen questions whether government is too big and Bart Ehrman stop by to talk about his book, "Misquoting Jesus."
The Colbert ReportS2 Marrying Snakes
Once you're hitched to a snake, honeymoon somewhere within driving distance because things can get chaotic if you bring "Snakes on a Plane."
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Makes it Simple - Government
Stephen navigates the question of big government versus small government with some help from Lassie and Godzilla.
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