The Colbert Report

Intro - 6/19/06

Season 2 • 06/19/2006

Bill Gates leaves Microsoft to focus on his charity. His first cause: helping Windows crash victims.

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06:07

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Michael Pollan

Author Michael Pollan explains how modern food choices will make future generations have shorter lives.
06/15/2006
04:07

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Formidable Opponent - Guantanamo Bay

Without fair trials or evidence, Stephen tries to convince himself whether or not the men held in Guantanamo Bay are terrorists.
06/15/2006
05:04

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The Word - Lock & Load

Stephen encourages Republicans to shoot the immigration silver bullet to kill the werewolves of the Democratic Party.
06/15/2006
00:34

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Intro - 6/15/06

In this episode, Stephen attempts to get a gay immigrant to burn a flag, weighs in on the Guantanamo Bay debate and gets a visit from author Michael Pollan.
06/15/2006
01:08

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Biggie-ness

Though Wendy's is phasing out Biggie-size soft drinks, there's nothing wrong with embracing your appetite for biggie-ness.
06/15/2006
02:47

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Search for a New Black Friend - "Miami Vice" Premiere

Now that he spotted Alan at an anti-war rally, Stephen is in need of a new black friend to go with him to the "Miami Vice" premiere.
06/15/2006
06:40

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Gustavo Arellano

Stephen brings back Esteban from "Colberto Reporto Gigante" to interview Gustavo Arellano.
06/19/2006
04:53

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ThreatDown - The Homo-Sexy Edition

Stephen counts down the things that are trying to make him gay -- Congress, if you want to preserve marriage, you will ban "Fight Club."
06/19/2006
03:52

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Bill Gates

Stephen suggests the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation donate their money to the Stephen & Melinda Gates foundation.
06/19/2006
03:11

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The Word - Risky Business

Stephen wants a generation of daredevils, custom built to thrive in our brave new world who won't need social security and who'll want to go to Iraq for spring break.
06/19/2006
00:33

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Intro - 6/19/06

Bill Gates leaves Microsoft, scientists find a genetic link to risk-taking, and Stephen talks with "Ask a Mexican" columnist, Gustavo Arellano.
06/19/2006
05:29

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Bart Ehrman

Bart Ehrman discusses the history of the word of Jesus and Stephen offers him irrefutable logic.
06/20/2006
00:35

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Intro - 6/20/06

Buying an SUV from GM might save you on gas, Stephen questions whether government is too big and Bart Ehrman stop by to talk about his book, "Misquoting Jesus."
06/20/2006
04:41

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Marrying Snakes

Once you're hitched to a snake, honeymoon somewhere within driving distance because things can get chaotic if you bring "Snakes on a Plane."
06/20/2006
03:44

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Stephen Makes it Simple - Government

Stephen navigates the question of big government versus small government with some help from Lassie and Godzilla.
06/20/2006
01:16

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American Goal

The US soccer team tied the Italians 1-1. That's as good as a win!
06/20/2006
00:12

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Sign Off - I'll call you

Stephen's going to call. No, seriously.
06/20/2006
03:36

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The Word - Everything Must Go

In order to save Mother Earth, we must extract and burn all the fuel she has.
06/20/2006
01:16

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Truthiness Cheer

America's cheerleading teens are cheering about truthiness.
06/21/2006
05:20

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Bay Buchanan

Bay Buchanan is dedicated to building a fence along the 2,000 mile border between the U.S. and Mexico.
06/21/2006
03:01

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Don't Mess With Jesus

The brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy on "Fox and Friends" believes a monkey with a typewriter could type the Bible.
06/21/2006
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