The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 05/15/2006
Why isn't Stephen a vegetarian? Because Hitler was.
The West WingThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen discusses the final episode of "The West Wing" and asks a very special favor of President Bartlett.
The Word - Fill 'Er UpThe Colbert ReportS2
The state of the Republican juggernaut is in danger, and Stephen just may have the solution.
Tip/Wag - GoldThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wants to go back to a system where we use gold dust, bars and nuggets for money.
Intro - 5/11/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on the 2006 election, makes Time magazine's list of most influential people and denies Madeleine Albright diplomatic immunity.
Intro - 5/15/06The Colbert ReportS2
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sends George W. Bush chain mail, a Florida town goes Catholic and author Kevin Phillips discusses an American theocracy.
Kevin PhillipsThe Colbert ReportS2
Kevin Phillips talks to Stephen about his book, "American Theocracy," and explains how he really feels about God.
Summaries of SummariesThe Colbert ReportS2
After seeing an ad for eight-page summaries of popular business books, Stephen takes it a step further by cutting them down to just a few sentences.
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Gas PricesThe Colbert ReportS2
A guy pulls a truck with his ear just to save some money on gas.
The Word - LunchablesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen doesn't see America as a melting pot. He sees it as a package of Lunchables, with separate compartments for separate views.
All You Need to Know - Dick CheneyThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen tells you All You Need To Know about Dick Cheney, Chuck Hagel, Rolling Stone and hurricanes.
Ahmadinejad's LetterThe Colbert ReportS2
No matter what a dictator's views are, one should always disagree. For example, Hitler was a vegetarian, so Stephen is not.
Intro - 5/16/06The Colbert ReportS2
Steven reports on post-traumatic stress disorder caused by HBO, celebrates illegal immigrants and talks to alternative energy expert Tyson Slocum.
The Word - InoculationThe Colbert ReportS2
The Surgeon General says that an HBO documentary on Baghdad may cause post-traumatic stress disorder, so you probably shouldn't watch it.
Body Parts for SaleThe Colbert ReportS2
After reading an article about the black market body parts industry, Stephen has decided to auction off all of his body parts.
Tyson SlocumThe Colbert ReportS2
Tyson Slocum talks about alternative energy sources, and Stephen gives him the debate of his career.
BillboardThe Colbert ReportS2
While flipping through his latest issue of Star magazine, Stephen spotted his billboard in the background of a picture of Tom Cruise.
Search for a New Black FriendThe Colbert ReportS2
After seeing his black friend, Alan, at an anti-war protest, Stephen has decided to look for a new black friend.
The Word - DemocratsThe Colbert ReportS2
After Republicans gave President Bush flack for his immigration speech, Stephen felt it was time to get them back on the same page.
Intro - 5/17/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen profiles Teddy Roosevelt, speaks with Jonathan Alter about America's greatest president and calls off the New Deal.
Reagan DimesThe Colbert ReportS2
In support of the new proposal for Ronald Reagan dimes, fellow Americans should get rid of all their old FDR dimes.
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